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DsBlu01CivEX
10-14-2002, 08:41 PM
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did not know, but this piece had always been there. He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had it's hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

mt.biker
10-14-2002, 08:44 PM
LMAO... how typical

ChrisCantSkate
10-14-2002, 08:46 PM
whahaahahahhaa

DsBlu01CivEX
10-14-2002, 08:46 PM
I knew it was an oil cap....and I figured it out before I looked at the pic too....A friend sent this to me in an email and you had to download the pic after you read the joke....I knew right away they were talkin about the oil cap (cuz I'm smart hahaha:D )

94_AcCoRd_EX
10-14-2002, 08:53 PM
OMG, that's soooo funny :D :D :D

DjFrost
10-14-2002, 08:58 PM
Hahaha ...... that was some funny $#(@ hahahaha ;) ;) ;)

juvenile
10-14-2002, 09:11 PM
:D :D :D
Typical typical Denise! ;) :D jmwy :crazy:

ebpda9
10-14-2002, 09:31 PM
LMAO. no wonder i lose 710 :crazy:

Rob
10-15-2002, 02:56 AM
lol....I've heard that joke before...:D

DsBlu01CivEX
10-15-2002, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by AccordinStyle
lol....I've heard that joke before...:D

well aren't you just special! :rolleyes: hehe jfwy....you're too busy listening to jokes, you can't keep your inbox empty hahahahahaha:D

Rob
10-15-2002, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
well aren't you just special! :rolleyes: hehe jfwy....you're too busy listening to jokes, you can't keep your inbox empty hahahahahaha:D
LOL...very funny Denise....:D