View Full Version : Bass makes girls wet!
Accord Man
10-10-2002, 10:57 AM
If anyone has anything to had/contribute please do so...
I'm not sure of the exact numbers but here's one my test results..
Average size girl (my test subject -- also a close friend) : 5'6" 120lbs
Sine wave at 33 hertz (hz)..
I had to turn it up quiet high.. After 3-4 minutes, she started wiggling around a little.. I asked her whats up?! Nothing, she said..
But here'S the thing she couldnt sit still, and for the next 7-10 minutes, her had was occasionnaly touching places it normally wouldnt..
I pressed *back* on cd player, Now on a 32hz..
Less than 2 minutes later she had an accident.
This little experiment was the one I recall the best.. I obviously explained to her what was going on.. She had no choice but to believe me.. Needless to say, my car is her favorite..
After all my experimentation, here's the conclusion..
Like any thing/object, a K-lit as a resonant frequency..
33hz should be good for most sizes of K-lits. If the K-lit is bigger then it will have a lower resonant fz, like for anything else.. And if its smaller it will have a higher resonant fz..
And if I'm not mistaken, the size of K-lit is relative to the height of the person, not how fat she is.. Maybe the broadness is an issue.. I dunno, I dont have any experience with broad chicks... No pun intended!
Now boys, 33hz is kinda low, and if you play really hard at that fz, you'll risk major dammage to your equipment, so test your gear before hand.. Oh and one more thing, rattling slows down the process..
Jean-Paul
TonitrusEN
10-10-2002, 11:02 AM
*looks at his IASCA CD*
*Looks at his car*
Any ladies wanna go for a ride;) ?
Racing Rice
10-10-2002, 11:25 AM
*looks at his IASCA CD*
*Looks at his car*
Anybody wanna give me money for a good stereo ?
;) :D
ChrisCantSkate
10-10-2002, 12:39 PM
*uploads all his CD's and puts a 33mhz continous bass line in all songs*
mt.biker
10-10-2002, 12:46 PM
oh dam, thats amazing!.... this could be well used in getting your girl worked up on the way to some love making.. speeds up the process... hmmmm *drifts off in thought*
94_AcCoRd_EX
10-10-2002, 02:07 PM
Haha, that's great!
spoogenet
10-10-2002, 04:39 PM
Sounds to me like a good justification to the girlfriend/wife/etc that spending loads on your stereo is a good idea that will benefit you both.
Even better, maybe you could get her to pitch in a few bucks to help you out? :D
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DsBlu01CivEX
10-10-2002, 04:47 PM
:rolleyes:
Wren57
10-10-2002, 05:45 PM
Yeah it works. Best time was when I was in a freinds car... he has a sub mounted under the passenger seat... and um yeah the chick was totally hot for it... just like in Private Parts (the howard stern movie)... yeah its a great way to get em ready... of course being me never hurt anything either;)
does it have to be at 33 hertz?
mt.biker
10-10-2002, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
:rolleyes:
oh you know you want it:yes:
juvenile
10-10-2002, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by mt.biker
oh you know you want it:yes:
:eek: OUCH hehe...;) :D
Accord Man
10-10-2002, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by mt.biker
oh you know you want it:yes:
Every girl reacts like that first.. But after they take a ride my car (as in Honda Accord)..
:eek: ;) ;):yes:
nobody answered my Q...:(
does it have to be at 33 hertz?
once i get my car...i'm definetly doin this;)
94_AcCoRd_EX
10-10-2002, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by Mobbo
nobody answered my Q...:(
does it have to be at 33 hertz?
once i get my car...i'm definetly doin this;)
Umm... re-read the post. Yes, around 33. :rolleyes:
alright...and how to you set it?...
Accord Man
10-10-2002, 10:53 PM
there isnt much to set.. you need to have it on cd..
there are some softwares that can generate sine waves at a given fz (Soundforge..).. And you put that wave on cd.
Accord Man
10-10-2002, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by Mobbo
oh, alright
thx
if you have any probs, just let me know...
:)
TonitrusEN
10-14-2002, 12:19 AM
I tested it, it works ;)
She tried it with her ported enclosure and it worked at HALF the volume as my sealed ;)
Accord Man your a genious
pdiggitydogg
10-14-2002, 10:37 AM
:crazy:
Accord Man
10-14-2002, 11:04 AM
Originally posted by TonitrusEN
I tested it, it works ;)
She tried it with her ported enclosure and it worked at HALF the volume as my sealed ;)
Accord Man your a genious
SO I take it you figured out SoundForge??
Or did you use your IASCA/USAC cd?
Sorry I couldnt help you more with SF..
TonitrusEN
10-14-2002, 01:50 PM
I figured out soundforge, i figured it out like 2 seconds after i sent you that PM :)
Accord Man
10-14-2002, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by TonitrusEN
I figured out soundforge, i figured it out like 2 seconds after i sent you that PM :)
good...
Did you create test tones, or went all out and added sine waves to songs?
TonitrusEN
10-14-2002, 02:03 PM
I just made a 60 second long 32hz sine wave, but im going to make a CD with sine waves ranging from 32-37 hz.. and test it out some more, i just need to find some different girls to go for a ride in my car, and agree to do it.. :)
blind34_1
10-14-2002, 03:07 PM
Thats awesome! One more reason to buy my new stuff...
Addict
10-14-2002, 03:33 PM
*places CD in deck*
*realizes he doesn't have subs*
*proceeds to try & hum at 33hz*
:crazy:
That's crazy. If I only had some subs......
*browses to Crutchfield.com*
Accord Man
10-14-2002, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by Civic_Addict
*places CD in deck*
*realizes he doesn't have subs*
*proceeds to try & hum at 33hz*
:crazy:
That's crazy. If I only had some subs......
*browses to Crutchfield.com*
LOL, bro humming that low is going to be hard.. :o
mt.biker
10-14-2002, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by Accord Man
LOL, bro humming that low is going to be hard.. :o
how big do your subs have to be? My car came stock with 2 10inchers in the back.
Accord Man
10-14-2002, 04:04 PM
I've received a killer amount of PMs and E-Mails asking me how to achieve this..
Some of you are ready to buy systems just to get girls wet?!
:paranoid:
Guys, seriously, think with your heads and not your balls!
As I've said to most to many of you.. You wont be able to get nice intense, clean sounding bass @ 33hz using crappy equipment..
So there is no quick fix to this.. Except alcohol and prono flicks perhaps..
And also, you'll have to stop all the rattles, cause that kills it for the ladies(well guys also hate it, but thats not what we're talking about!). Imagine playing mad loud @ 33hz, the rattles will be crazy on a car that wasnt prepared for it.
Accord Man
10-14-2002, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by mt.biker
how big do your subs have to be? My car came stock with 2 10inchers in the back.
There is no minimum.. 10s can play at 33hz, but it wont be as loud as 12s.. And 12s wont be as loud as 15s..
And it also depends how the subs were setup.. Most people who use 10s listen to dance/rock and such.. Very little LOW bass.. Most of it will be around 60hz+.. So asking for 33hz, you probably wont get much.
I tuned mine for R&B, Soul, Hip Hop.. Low bass material.. So at 33hz, they still do amazingly well.
The more intense it is, well you know how it goes..
mt.biker
10-14-2002, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by Accord Man
There is no minimum.. 10s can play at 33hz, but it wont be as loud as 12s.. And 12s wont be as loud as 15s..
And it also depends how the subs were setup.. Most people who use 10s listen to dance/rock and such.. Very little LOW bass.. Most of it will be around 60hz+.. So asking for 33hz, you probably wont get much.
I tuned mine for R&B, Soul, Hip Hop.. Low bass material.. So at 33hz, they still do amazingly well.
The more intense it is, well you know how it goes..
guess i'll just stick to the tried and true methods, this sounds like more work then just being myself.
Accord Man
10-14-2002, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by mt.biker
guess i'll just stick to the tried and true methods, this sounds like more work then just being myself.
excellent idea!
:)
Maxvla
10-17-2002, 01:54 AM
http://caraudiozone.woofersetc.com nix that... seems to be down. :( sorry trev.
if you want some subs. check them out. :)
very interesting thread indeed.
94_AcCoRd_EX
10-17-2002, 02:33 AM
Originally posted by Maxvla
http://caraudiozone.woofersetc.com nix that... seems to be down. :( sorry trev.
if you want some subs. check them out. :)
very interesting thread indeed.
Yeah, I don't support those guys anymore. They are a good place to buy from, but not great to their affiliates. :no:
guprestyle
11-17-2002, 10:36 PM
How do u get it to 33mhz?? whats the set up, .. sorry but i dont understand, but tha'd be tyteee
02coupev6
Accord Man
11-18-2002, 07:23 AM
Originally posted by guprestyle
How do u get it to 33mhz?? whats the set up, .. sorry but i dont understand, but tha'd be tyteee
02coupev6
well you'll need sub(s) that are strong enough, obvisouly and adequate amp.. And you play a 33hz test tone..
Thats all there is to it.. The only thing is that playing loud at 33hz is kind hard.. Oh and rattles are bad.
DomesticImport
11-18-2002, 01:31 PM
ive heard about this a long long time ago. i made a cd just for it... i blew my 10in 600W MA audio sub with it... i went and bought 2 of the exact same kind and a new amp and it plays it pretty good in my bird but i tried it on two girls and it never worked:no: .. so i let my friend try it on his subs... 2 MA audio 12's 700W he blew a fuse.... so definatly you want to be careful when trying this
KwikR6
11-18-2002, 01:56 PM
I don't know much about stereo's but I think I'll just stick to doing it myself and trying things out rather then maybe wrecking my system.....plus...trying things out is way more fun.....now where the ladies at?:bandit:
Accord Man
11-18-2002, 10:08 PM
definately.. in general, the lower the fz the more dangerous..
Derek, its handy, just in case you're in a hurry and dont have time for the prep work... ;)
ShEaNy
11-19-2002, 12:44 AM
well after reading all this..im really lost...i dont understand this 33hz and how do u get it on a cD..ive had girls say they like the bass from my factory speakers...which the bass is pretty nutz turned up....lot of window rattle though...oh well..i have 2 10's MTX's sitting in my basement i just need a deck and the proper amp to run it good...
Accord Man
11-19-2002, 09:19 AM
Originally posted by sheany_91accord
well after reading all this..im really lost...i dont understand this 33hz and how do u get it on a cD..ive had girls say they like the bass from my factory speakers...which the bass is pretty nutz turned up....lot of window rattle though...oh well..i have 2 10's MTX's sitting in my basement i just need a deck and the proper amp to run it good...
you got ICQ or MSN?
or if anyone else is wondering how.. we could hit up the chat sometime..
KwikR6
11-19-2002, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by Accord Man
you got ICQ or MSN?
or if anyone else is wondering how.. we could hit up the chat sometime..
I'm wondering yup...i got ICQ...
as for prep work....mmm prep work...that can be even more fun the sex
VR4_Craver
11-19-2002, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by Accord Man
Guys, seriously, think with your heads and not your balls!
Well.....thats not fun at all!:no: :no: ;) :no: :no:
Accord Man
11-19-2002, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by dereks civic
I'm wondering yup...i got ICQ...
as for prep work....mmm prep work...that can be even more fun the sex
LMAO.. I dunno about that..
Thinking about the prep work is fun.. But when its time for action.. I like the real deal!!
toykilla
11-19-2002, 08:56 PM
some people don't need bass to get girls wet.
KwikR6
11-21-2002, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by Accord Man
LMAO.. I dunno about that..
Thinking about the prep work is fun.. But when its time for action.. I like the real deal!!
What!!!
No way bro....fooling around rocks....makes sex that much better.
It's like winter...you wait all that time for summer to come to drive your car again...and when summer comes....BAM...it's soo good... and soooo worth the wait!!!
Mmmmm sex!!
Accord Man
11-21-2002, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by dereks civic
What!!!
No way bro....fooling around rocks....makes sex that much better.
It's like winter...you wait all that time for summer to come to drive your car again...and when summer comes....BAM...it's soo good... and soooo worth the wait!!!
Mmmmm sex!!
I totally understand what you're saying.. And partly agree..
But you know, 10 months outta 12, I'm a very busy person... Seriously.. And I must have it all.. Going out with car friends, other friends, and the women.. Dont forget the sports on top of that..
So in a schedule where there isnt time for any of these. .I need to find ways to make it work..
About the waiting part making it better.. If I know I'm seeing a certain person that night.. All day thats what I'll be thinking of..
:o Thats painful..
KwikR6
11-21-2002, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by Accord Man
I totally understand what you're saying.. And partly agree..
But you know, 10 months outta 12, I'm a very busy person... Seriously.. And I must have it all.. Going out with car friends, other friends, and the women.. Dont forget the sports on top of that..
So in a schedule where there isnt time for any of these. .I need to find ways to make it work..
About the waiting part making it better.. If I know I'm seeing a certain person that night.. All day thats what I'll be thinking of..
:o Thats painful..
I do also agree with you too bro....I work 2 jobs...hang out with the car guys, work friends, regular friends, and lady friend. Soooo sometimes its like....lets just FVck
Accord Man
11-21-2002, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by dereks civic
I do also agree with you too bro....I work 2 jobs...hang out with the car guys, work friends, regular friends, and lady friend. Soooo sometimes its like....lets just FVck
WERD!
You're still in school right?
KwikR6
11-21-2002, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by Accord Man
WERD!
You're still in school right?
Nope trying to get in right now...and the process is harder then you think
juvenile
11-21-2002, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by toykilla
some people don't need bass to get girls wet.
LoL. Yes, those are the ones who have horney girls. Not all of us are that fortunate! :pfft: :cigar:
Accord Man
11-21-2002, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by dereks civic
Nope trying to get in right now...and the process is harder then you think
College?
I just got into University (Expert Accounting..)
KwikR6
11-21-2002, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by Accord Man
College?
I just got into University (Expert Accounting..)
Yeah fire fighting college!!!
mt.biker
11-21-2002, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by juvenile
LoL. Yes, those are the ones who have horney girls. Not all of us are that fortunate! :pfft: :cigar:
all girls are horny if you push the right buttons
KwikR6
11-21-2002, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by juvenile
LoL. Yes, those are the ones who have horney girls. Not all of us are that fortunate! :pfft: :cigar:
I guess not all of us know what were doing with a gurl also hey..
ahahahaha
jk
SofaKingSmooth
11-27-2002, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by Maxvla
http://caraudiozone.woofersetc.com nix that... seems to be down. :( sorry trev.
if you want some subs. check them out. :)
very interesting thread indeed.
it is back up but www.thezeb.com is awesome for all audio stuff
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