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DsBlu01CivEX
10-02-2002, 06:25 PM
A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees. I don't want to know; the child says, bursting into tears. Promise me you won't tell me.

Confused, the father asks what'swrong.

Oh, dad, the boy sobs. When I was six, I got the 'There's no
Santa speech'. At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny'
speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no
tooth fairy' speech. If you're going to tell me that grownups
don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for.
Rob
10-02-2002, 06:28 PM
:D I've heard that one before but it's still pretty funny.....
DsBlu01CivEX
10-02-2002, 06:29 PM
yah i sorta figured that it was old....but eh I got a good laugh out of it today when I got home from a long day at work...
94_AcCoRd_EX
10-02-2002, 06:31 PM
haha, I haven't heard that one :D
Kyle
10-02-2002, 06:58 PM
lol, nice one
ShEaNy
10-02-2002, 07:38 PM
lol good one:D :D ;)
mylittlecivic
10-02-2002, 09:26 PM
LOL its new to me! :D
VR4_Craver
10-02-2002, 09:28 PM
:D nice..... :D
Accord Man
10-02-2002, 09:52 PM
LOl, thank you for this moment of laughter..
ebpda9
10-02-2002, 10:23 PM
am i missing something ? do birds and bees stand for something in english ?
Kyle
10-02-2002, 10:26 PM
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bootstrap
10-02-2002, 10:27 PM
LMAO
juvenile
10-02-2002, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by hondaman-iac
am i missing something ? do birds and bees stand for something in english ?
The "birds and bees talk" stands for the sex talk!
Rob
10-02-2002, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by bootstrap
:pukey :bow:

^^ i was tryingt o make it look like he was puking in that other guys asshole
bootstrap! wtf?? :crazy:
bootstrap
10-02-2002, 11:23 PM
did the father then have anal sex with the little boy is what im' wondering, mabye he was a priest or something
Rob
10-03-2002, 04:04 AM
Originally posted by bootstrap
did the father then have anal sex with the little boy is what im' wondering, mabye he was a priest or something
that was sooo wrong.......
DsBlu01CivEX
10-03-2002, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by AccordinStyle

that was sooo wrong.......

agreed...no bootstrap I don't believe that the dad was a priest....you read WAY too into that!!!
bootstrap
10-03-2002, 10:09 PM
you have to learn to read inbetween the lines, there may be some insight between those 2 white mountains!