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Accord Man
09-20-2002, 09:04 AM
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US Naval ship and the Canadians, off the coast of Newfoundland, Oct 95. The radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Canadians:

Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.

Americans:

Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.

Canadians:

Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans:

This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say divert YOUR course.

Canadians:

Negative. I say again, You will have to divert your course.

Americans:

THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE

UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET, WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS,THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.



Canadians:


We are a lighthouse. Your call.

Zybach
09-20-2002, 09:07 AM
Americans: BOOOOOOOOOOM!!
Canadian: Hmm that's funny one minute I'm freezing my ass off now I'm burning my ass off.

spoogenet
09-20-2002, 09:25 AM
That can't be a true transcript. There wasn't a single "eh" in there. :D

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94_AcCoRd_EX
09-20-2002, 12:16 PM
OMG, that was so damn funny :D Good one JP.

Accord Man
09-20-2002, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by 94_AcCoRd_EX
OMG, that was so damn funny :D Good one JP. ¸

the thing is that thise is true!!

:paranoid:

ShEaNy
09-20-2002, 01:42 PM
LOL wow...thats hilarous....;) :cool:

PoleMan14
09-20-2002, 01:45 PM
lol i remember that....little embarrasing for navy :rolleyes:

juvenile
09-20-2002, 02:50 PM
damn yakees
when will ya learn :D
jfwy! :yes:

Kyle
09-20-2002, 03:58 PM
LMFAO!!!
HAHAHAHA
omg that is great.
and spooge...i was about to say the same thing.

mylittlecivic
09-20-2002, 05:34 PM
LOL that was way too funy:D

ChrisCantSkate
09-20-2002, 11:06 PM
omg... i was laughing my ass off on the last american one.. then i read what canada said back.. hahahhahha