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msvtec14
08-27-2002, 10:32 AM
I'm not a perverse person or anything but we've already touched base on the whole penis size topic. So, I thought this might be a fun topic. What's everyone's favorite posistion?

incubus86
08-27-2002, 10:34 AM
Bow wow, doggie style.
:yes:

TonitrusEN
08-27-2002, 10:41 AM
What he said MISSY empty your PM box or ill cry :P

msvtec14
08-27-2002, 10:41 AM
You know...I think that's a lot of guys favorite. I think it makes them feel more manly because they could just go at it hands free if they wanted to. But, at the same time be totally in control.

incubus86
08-27-2002, 10:45 AM
not getting to graphic, but with doggie, you can give a reach around and double click the mouse so to speak:eek:

msvtec14
08-27-2002, 10:57 AM
:D again. LMAO. That's true. You can pull the girls hair too. (ON HER HEAD)

TonitrusEN
08-27-2002, 10:58 AM
Im not 100% sure but i think im going to hell for reading this thread rofl

Kyle
08-27-2002, 10:59 AM
lol

msvtec14
08-27-2002, 11:03 AM
Well, if you think that you're going to hell for reading this thread then where am I going for starting it?

incubus86
08-27-2002, 11:06 AM
Originally posted by msvtec14
Well, if you think that you're going to hell for reading this thread then where am I going for starting it?

oooooooOOOOO
I know where you are going...You're just doing research for your next sleep over.;) ;) ;) ;)

TonitrusEN
08-27-2002, 11:10 AM
Seattle? :yes:

msvtec14
08-27-2002, 11:19 AM
Damn it. Now I feel like the blind kid in musical chairs :) now that you guys are onto my sleepover research. Shiiity. I'm not really sure that the blind kid analogy really made sense but I just wanted to use it because I thought it was funny. Breaking into the liquor cabinet and using the conclusions of my research.

TonitrusEN
08-27-2002, 11:22 AM
Ive heard one like that "Blind kid in musical chairs" but it was "Fat ***** in Dodge Ball"

incubus86
08-27-2002, 11:26 AM
out like a boner in sweatpants!:D

TonitrusEN
08-27-2002, 11:28 AM
omg satan called.. your going to hell tommorrow dead or not

incubus86
08-27-2002, 11:33 AM
take me i'm ready. He wouldn' t be able to handle me.

I'm out like a paraplegic in twister.:bandit: :o

Kyle
08-27-2002, 11:33 AM
lol

TonitrusEN
08-27-2002, 11:36 AM
AHAHAHA

Ok Satan called again, he says hi... and also he says your giving him nightmares..

msvtec14
08-27-2002, 11:46 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAAAAAA HAAAAAAA. Boner in sweatpants. The worst ever. When I was about 16, I used to work the morning shift at Dunkin Donuts and all these men would come in rocking morning wood and they were pitching some SERIOUS sweatpant tents! I used to make up all these ring toss jokes involving the donuts and everyone would get all uncomfortable. In Van Wilder, "If he's here, who's running hell". Write that down.

incubus86
08-27-2002, 11:50 AM
One morning at the local Dunkin dounuts:

Missy - "Plainnig on going camping?"
Customer - "NO, why do you ask?"
Missy - "Cause I can see you pitched a tent....here are your dounuts, have nice day."
Customer - (deer in the headlights look)
Missy - "Tool"


:D :D :D :D :D

ebpda9
08-27-2002, 11:53 AM
LMAO. i think some of us are missing some screws ;)

i got a bone
and you can chew it
if u like it doggy style
baby we can do it
woof like a dog ;)

TonitrusEN
08-27-2002, 11:55 AM
LOL

Remember Wilder, Apathy is the glove into which evil slides its hand!

I'll write that down..

msvtec14
08-27-2002, 11:59 AM
"Excuse me sir, please do NOT point to the type of donut you would like with THAT!" :D Yup, I definitely have some screws lose and I need some sort of TOOL to correct it. :D :crazy:

TonitrusEN
08-27-2002, 12:01 PM
*scratches hsi head and starts to say something, but stops... thinks for a while.... starts to say something again... stops...* I... M...oh screw it

incubus86
08-27-2002, 12:01 PM
i don't think it will ever end.:no:

ebpda9
08-27-2002, 12:02 PM
me neither.

incubus86
08-27-2002, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by TonitrusEN
...oh screw it

that would fix it...

msvtec14
08-27-2002, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by incubus86


that would fix it...

What, the tool box??!! :D What will never end guys? I've just been sitting here laughing for the past 10min. How does this happen? I want to play twister now too. I don't think that's appropriate to do in a banking environment. SLIP and SLIDES rule. I'm going to buy one today.

incubus86
08-27-2002, 12:13 PM
strip twister is a great "twist"

TonitrusEN
08-27-2002, 12:13 PM
OMG i wish i was in connecticut slip and slides are cool... but you use muscles in slip and slide you never knew you had... last time i did that i hurt for 2 days

incubus86
08-27-2002, 12:17 PM
maybe its the fact that you run fast, dive and land on your body repeatedly...;)

TonitrusEN
08-27-2002, 12:19 PM
hmmm no that wouldnt make any sense


beating the hell out of your body woudlnt do that :rolleyes:

msvtec14
08-27-2002, 12:20 PM
Strip twister? You might see a little too much up close with that? What if you were playing and you had some dude's grundle all up in your face. I'd even be a little grossed out by that one. Crocodile Miles are fun too. Those are the slip and slides with the pool at the end. Yeah, I've discover a better way to slip and slide. On a tube. Those things whip down it too. I'm having a ripper on Fri and I'm seriously considering setting that up now.

TonitrusEN
08-27-2002, 12:24 PM
wtf is a ripper?

incubus86
08-27-2002, 12:25 PM
Originally posted by TonitrusEN
wtf is a ripper?
party maybe?

TonitrusEN
08-27-2002, 12:26 PM
What i thought, but never heard it called that before

incubus86
08-27-2002, 12:30 PM
never know...they maybe a little weird up there in new england.

TonitrusEN
08-27-2002, 12:30 PM
Shes gonna kill you :)

incubus86
08-27-2002, 12:33 PM
did you forget that hell doesn't frighten me and I give satan nightmares...you had the conversation with him....:bandit:

msvtec14
08-27-2002, 12:38 PM
Yes, a ripper is a huge party. I'm having a sleepover on Friday.

TonitrusEN
08-27-2002, 12:39 PM
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

msvtec14
08-27-2002, 12:49 PM
I'm not a scorn woman.

TonitrusEN
08-27-2002, 12:52 PM
okie then =D

mt.biker
08-27-2002, 01:14 PM
doggie is alot of fun and it makes it alot easier to get her off too.. you can "double click" and hit the g-spot w00t w00t that way she'll be cuming back for more WRITE THAT DOWN!

or you can try guy seated girl riding him.. .thats fun to

incubus86
08-27-2002, 01:21 PM
amen biker - amen

mt.biker
08-27-2002, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by incubus86
amen biker - amen

*bows*

so incubus you know what i'm talking about then?

Or heres another, take her to the bathroom ripped off her pants and panties and do her on teh sink. My ex went crazy the two times we did it there. Got all these nail marks on my back (no she wasn't fighting me off) but i still dont know why she did that.. it happened both times to. weird huh

msvtec14
08-27-2002, 01:36 PM
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL SINNERS! Why are you talking about this kind of stuff?? WTF? just kidding. The shower is always a fun time.

incubus86
08-27-2002, 01:36 PM
you got her sittin up on the sink or bent over it...obivousy with nails in your back she is sittin...*ponders*

TonitrusEN
08-27-2002, 01:42 PM
all this talk of sex has made me hungry.... mmmmm corndogs....

mt.biker
08-27-2002, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by incubus86
you got her sittin up on the sink or bent over it...obivousy with nails in your back she is sittin...*ponders*

she was seated facing me with her back agaisnt the mirror..we was face to face.. know what i mean?

anyways she loved it and always wanted to go back to "sink" well it was only for speical occations when she wasn't being a *****.

why is it that girls seem to be able to get out of doing any of the work?

incubus86
08-27-2002, 01:44 PM
thats something i've always wondered.

They lay there...
sit there...
stand there...
kneel there...
bend over there...

And if you get them on top of you, they get tired and you got to do the work anyway.
Sucks to be us.

mt.biker
08-27-2002, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by incubus86
thats something i've always wondered.

They lay there...
sit there...
stand there...
kneel there...
bend over there...

And if you get them on top of you, they get tired and you got to do the work anyway.
Sucks to be us.

ya my b*tch didn't like the idea of doing the work... i got sick of that fast. it just aint fair! *starts crying* it just aint fair!

incubus86
08-27-2002, 01:51 PM
i feel your pain.;(

msvtec14
08-27-2002, 01:54 PM
Did the sink thing a few times. Got bruises on my shoulders from those things that are built into the wall that hold the toothbrushes and soap from leaning back. Fun time though. I don't have nails really anymore though. I've had to keep them short from working on my car :no: If I don't they'll get way too much car dirt in them. That's gross. I think a lot of girls don't like taking control because some of them are insecure and they wonder what they look like during the action. I used to be the same way. It's something they just have to get over.

TonitrusEN
08-27-2002, 01:54 PM
For 2 guys about to spend an eternity in hell your being pussies :)

incubus86
08-27-2002, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by TonitrusEN
For 2 guys about to spend an eternity in hell your being pussies :)

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
hilarious

I seriously spit the water i was drinking on the screen.

TonitrusEN
08-27-2002, 02:00 PM
See im funny why dont girls like me damnit :)

mt.biker
08-27-2002, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by TonitrusEN
See im funny why dont girls like me damnit :)

cause most girls are bitches! WRITE THAT DOWN!

TonitrusEN
08-27-2002, 02:04 PM
*takes notes*

msvtec14
08-27-2002, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by mt.biker


cause most girls are bitches! WRITE THAT DOWN!

WHOA WHOA WHOA. Remember MOST. Write that down. There are still some of us good ones left. MOST guys are assholes. Or, tools.

TonitrusEN
08-27-2002, 02:26 PM
Yea but most girls like assholes =/

incubus86
08-27-2002, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by msvtec14


WHOA WHOA WHOA. Remember MOST. Write that down. There are still some of us good ones left. MOST guys are assholes. Or, tools.

And it is those same ASSHOLES and or TOOLS that have the girls.

msvtec14
08-27-2002, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by incubus86


And it is those same ASSHOLES and or TOOLS that have the girls.

Not necessarily true. Neither of the 2 have me. For awhile, yes. Now, no. And never again.

mt.biker
08-27-2002, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by msvtec14


WHOA WHOA WHOA. Remember MOST. Write that down. There are still some of us good ones left. MOST guys are assholes. Or, tools.
not to get you angry or anything but how do you know your a good girl?

i'm not even sure anymore if i'm really a nice guy.:no:

TonitrusEN
08-27-2002, 02:42 PM
Im the nicest guy when it comes to girls... other guys.. depends on how they are to me... if they treat me like shit, they got another thing comin... if they treat there girls like shit.. they got another thing comin... they HIT there girl, ill break there god damn arms off... and if they treat me good... ill treat them good.. by good i of course mean picking on them like i do Incubus and you... but its not in seriousness

msvtec14
08-27-2002, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by mt.biker

not to get you angry or anything but how do you know your a good girl?

i'm not even sure anymore if i'm really a nice guy.:no:

Because I know that I am. I don't cheat. I could never bring myself to do that. I'm not a b*tch. I can be if you get me mad but I'm not just a b*tch because I need the attention. I don't give up on people no matter what they are going through. I don't play games. I don't lie. If someone needs something, I'll do whatever I can to try and help them. I have a lot of girl friends. I know what a b*tch is. I know that I'm not one.

mt.biker
08-27-2002, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by msvtec14


Because I know that I am. I don't cheat. I could never bring myself to do that. I'm not a b*tch. I can be if you get me mad but I'm not just a b*tch because I need the attention. I don't give up on people no matter what they are going through. I don't play games. I don't lie. If someone needs something, I'll do whatever I can to try and help them. I have a lot of girl friends. I know what a b*tch is. I know that I'm not one.

sounds like you are a good catch then :) didn't mean to get you all worked up. See i'm wondering now what makes a good guy, please do go into detail.

note to guys: only date girls who have good friends, that way they wont be asking for all your time

msvtec14
08-27-2002, 03:18 PM
I can't really speak on the behalf of all girls about what they want but I will for myself. Please don't think you're some big player and act like sometimes you just can't give me the time of day. Don't like stuck up guys. Don't blow up my phone. Don't keep calling me because I didn't answer. Don't continuously ask me to sleepover after I went out with you once. Don't be up my ass in public but don't don't be afraid to give me a kiss here or there. But don't be overly clingy. Don't treat me like I don't matter in front of other people. If you say you're going to call back, please do. It makes me feel like you don't give a shit if you don't. Don't lie. Don't blow me off. These are pretty much my dislikes. I like a whole lot. Music is a big part of my life. Cars. Tattoos are cool sometimes. I like nice little surprises every now and then. Every now and then though. Too much is too much. And not expensive stuff. Just like a flower or a little candle or a little picture or something that he was bored and drew for me. Or just a random note left on my car. I'm not hard to please and I don't get pissed off that easily. It may seem as though I have a lot of dislikes but I've had a lot of TOOL expieriences lately. Oh yeah, never take my tools from me when I'm trying to do something. That's just an insult.

incubus86
08-27-2002, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by msvtec14
I can't really speak on the behalf of all girls about what they want but I will for myself. Please don't think you're some big player and act like sometimes you just can't give me the time of day. Don't like stuck up guys. Don't blow up my phone. Don't keep calling me because I didn't answer. Don't continuously ask me to sleepover after I went out with you once. Don't be up my ass in public but don't don't be afraid to give me a kiss here or there. But don't be overly clingy. Don't treat me like I don't matter in front of other people. If you say you're going to call back, please do. It makes me feel like you don't give a shit if you don't. Don't lie. Don't blow me off. These are pretty much my dislikes. I like a whole lot. Music is a big part of my life. Cars. Tattoos are cool sometimes. I like nice little surprises every now and then. Every now and then though. Too much is too much. And not expensive stuff. Just like a flower or a little candle or a little picture or something that he was bored and drew for me. Or just a random note left on my car. I'm not hard to please and I don't get pissed off that easily. It may seem as though I have a lot of dislikes but I've had a lot of TOOL expieriences lately. Oh yeah, never take my tools from me when I'm trying to do something. That's just an insult.


easy enough

msvtec14
08-27-2002, 03:36 PM
Yeah, I'm pretty simple. I'm deep though. I like to talk and go have coffee and I read a lot. I don't want to be with someone that wants to sit around and stare at the TV (unless Mr Rogers is on) for hours on end. I guess I would want an intellectual.

incubus86
08-27-2002, 03:38 PM
so you want someone that is intelligent and not a waste...active, and motivated.

again....


easy enough

msvtec14
08-27-2002, 03:44 PM
Yup. I'm not big on the huge pot heads or drunks either. There's nothing more gross than a drunkerd being all over you. All spitting and slurring.

incubus86
08-27-2002, 03:47 PM
not a drunk and Never done drugs....

think things are looking up

msvtec14
08-27-2002, 03:48 PM
OMG. We just got caught out for all the Mr Rogers hype.

incubus86
08-27-2002, 03:54 PM
Well if you think about it, everything that you described would be how he would act in a relationship.

msvtec14
08-27-2002, 03:57 PM
I guess that you're right to an extent. As far as him being intellectual goes...I don't know. He seemed really smart but that was back in the day when I was 5. I don't really think that he is too active either.

TonitrusEN
08-27-2002, 03:58 PM
he was a sniper in vietnam....

that im not bullshitting about

TonitrusEN
08-27-2002, 04:03 PM
Ok so maybe i am bullshitting about it... but ill stop lol

anyway
heres some facts on loverboy...



Attended Pittsburgh Theological Seminary.

Chairman of Family Communications, Inc.

Developed "The Children's Corner" for WQED Pittsburgh in 1953. He produced it, as well as serving as its puppeteer and musician. It won numerous awards.

Has two married sons.

Holds more than 35 honorary degrees.

Inducted into the Television Hall of Fame in 1999.

Made over 900 episodes of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood.

Mister Rogers' Neighborhood is the longest running program on public television.

Ordained as a Presbyterian minister in 1963.

Received a Lifetime Achievement Award from the National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences as well as the TV Critics Association.

Received many Emmys.

Received two George Foster Peabody Awards.

Rogers was appointed Chairman of the Forum on Mass Media and Child Development of the White House Conference on Youth in 1968.

Two grandsons, born in 1988 and 1993.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Where are they now
(July 2002) Presented with the Presidential Medal of Freedom, the nation's highest civilian honor, by President George W. Bush

mt.biker
08-27-2002, 05:17 PM
well what abuot someone whos smart and is active? :eek:

Kyle
08-27-2002, 06:16 PM
biker...i think you're a little too active...lol, jk, i freakin wish i could get motivated to ride like you...

mt.biker
08-27-2002, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by Mobbo
biker...i think you're a little too active...lol, jk, i freakin wish i could get motivated to ride like you...

dude is there such a thing?

Kyle
08-27-2002, 06:23 PM
now there is;)
but seriouslty though...how do you get motivated to ride all those miles a week?

mt.biker
08-27-2002, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by Mobbo
now there is;)
but seriouslty though...how do you get motivated to ride all those miles a week?

well i think its because im get high off the endophens it releases and i also love bikes, i own 4 of them. Next ride i'm gonna get though will be a honda sport bike.. zoom zoom. Also the ladies tend to love a guy with a great ass and nice legs. Me i've got both now from all the riding. This winter i'm gonna hit the gym so well i should balance out the top with the bottom.

Ya know how you love cars so much? thats how i feel about biking, then cars tie a close second with ladies.

Kyle
08-27-2002, 06:31 PM
Well, I love biking...it's really the only form of excercise i like, besides sports...
It's the only excercise where you can actually see your progress...you're moving with the wind in your face and everything like that...it's so fun...
And also...what time do you usually do your runs?...I'd really really like to start riding serously...but i'm totally clueless...

mylittlecivic
08-27-2002, 06:36 PM
sometimes you just love your bike so much that everytime u see a bike or think about it then you have to go ride yours I call it a bike passion hehe seriously some people just cant stand not to ride their bikes i cant go at least a week witout riding mine:crazy:

Kyle
08-27-2002, 06:45 PM
Well, i just seriously need to get in shape...I've got sort of a straight up and down body...with a little too much fat for my liking...I wanna get rid of it so badly...and working out is just not my thing...thats why i wanna start riding...
I'm 6'1" and 189 lbs...I wear 38" pants...and it sucks to much. My stomach is flat, and very strong, And i can bench over 250 lbs...but my waste is just way to big...I'm just to wide for my liking.

mt.biker
08-27-2002, 07:35 PM
well dude my rides are anywhere from 30 min to 4-6 hours depending on what i'm doing. I'm averaging around 22mph on my rides, distance wise its anywhere from 11miles up. I'd say you should start off with 45mins as your goal. Buy yourself a bike computer and hey you can even get it from me labicicletta.com for $20 including shipping.

If you want to lose weight theres no better way then biking, full stop! you use the largest group of muscles moving that bike then any other activity.

If your talking about running normally i just go for 30mins or so. At that point my right leg starts bugging me, but i'll push that to well over an hour when my new trainer comes for a run with me to check my style out and see whats up. He wants to see me doing tri-atholons, crazy dude but i think i can do it.

If you want more details open up a new thread so we can stay on topic.

mt.biker
08-27-2002, 07:44 PM
Originally posted by mylittlecivic
sometimes you just love your bike so much that everytime u see a bike or think about it then you have to go ride yours I call it a bike passion hehe seriously some people just cant stand not to ride their bikes i cant go at least a week witout riding mine:crazy:

i go crazy when im not ridin, and if its a girl whos stopping me from riding (aka a gf) then she outta there! thats a one strike and your out thing with me

incubus86
08-28-2002, 07:06 AM
Originally posted by mt.biker


i go crazy when im not ridin, and if its a girl whos stopping me from riding (aka a gf) then she outta there! thats a one strike and your out thing with me

Layin down the law!

mt.biker
08-28-2002, 07:44 AM
Originally posted by incubus86


Layin down the law!

Respect!

msvtec14
08-28-2002, 07:48 AM
LOL. Mr Rogers was a sniper. I want a bike. An R1. That'll never happen though. My dad has a Harley. My little brother just got a GSXR. But, Melissa is "not allowed" to get one. Ugghhhh. I'm so tired. Friendly's burned down at about 3 in the morning and I'm a pyro and I felt the need to watch it. I'm not really a pyro. I've read a lot of books that explain the psychlogical part of why criminals do the crazy things they do. True pyromaniacs actually get sexually aroused by the sight of fire. hmmmm. :crazy:

incubus86
08-28-2002, 07:54 AM
did you toast wienies and make smores?

I always thought that would be funny to see someone walk up with a stick and a hotdog trying to get it toasted while fire fighters are running around trying to put it out.

Racing Rice
08-28-2002, 08:22 AM
Aslong as my wife is involved, they are all my favorite.. ;) :D

msvtec14
08-28-2002, 08:32 AM
Oh, that was really sweet :) Sorry. I think I'm a little emotional. One of my friends finished school so there was a celebration. No, I didn't toast anything. My dad is a firefighter so I think that he would get a little mad at me if he heard that I was toasting stuff with a burning restaurant. That would be really funny to see though. :D

incubus86
08-28-2002, 03:46 PM
Miss, you started this thread and didn't even say what your fav. pos. was.

msvtec14
08-29-2002, 08:57 AM
Oh my god, you're right. :D Probably the sink posistion that we were all talking about a day or two ago. That's good because you're not doing the boring old missionary but you still have the closeness. Being on top in good too because (to quote you) it hits me in all the right spots :yes:

mt.biker
08-29-2002, 09:01 AM
Originally posted by msvtec14
Oh my god, you're right. :D Probably the sink posistion that we were all talking about a day or two ago. That's good because you're not doing the boring old missionary but you still have the closeness. Being on top in good too because (to quote you) it hits me in all the right spots :yes:

now do you mind working durring sex? cause most girls i've talked to about this seem to think its the guy thats suposed to be moving around and thats just not fair!:no:

msvtec14
08-29-2002, 09:04 AM
No. I don't mind moving. It not going to be as good if you don't work for what you want. You appreciate it more knowing that you worked for it, rather than having it just handed to you. Sorta like all things in life, I guess.

incubus86
08-29-2002, 09:29 AM
"handed to you";) ;) ;)

sorry i had to quote that...it fits well

msvtec14
08-29-2002, 10:14 AM
Oh my god. "Handed it to you". Hand. Hand Job. I didn't think of that. :D :D :D :D

Kyle
08-29-2002, 10:15 AM
lol

Racing Rice
08-29-2002, 10:24 AM
What about doing it standing up.. The girl is hanging onto the guy while he is holding her up.. Thats kinda fun too..

And the "against the wall and spread them" position is too.. ;) :D

msvtec14
08-29-2002, 10:27 AM
Yeah but it sucks if the guy is a wimp. Against a wall is always fun because you're all like "Yeeeeaah, I'm doing it against a wall." But then you wake up with all these bruises on your back.

Racing Rice
08-29-2002, 10:38 AM
Originally posted by msvtec14
Yeah but it sucks if the guy is a wimp. Against a wall is always fun because you're all like "Yeeeeaah, I'm doing it against a wall." But then you wake up with all these bruises on your back.

Bruises?! What were you doing against the wall? Weve never had bruises.. I dont think we are talking about the same position. Im talking about the girl facing the wall and the guy behind her. ;)

msvtec14
08-29-2002, 10:42 AM
When the girl is up against the wall and the guy is in front of her. :bow:

incubus86
08-29-2002, 12:53 PM
Liquor in the front
Poker in the rear

I have a shot glass that says that.:D

Racing Rice
08-29-2002, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by incubus86
Liquor in the front
Poker in the rear

I have a shot glass that says that.:D

:D I heard something like that before too.:yes:

msvtec14
08-29-2002, 01:25 PM
Uhhhhhhhhh. I'm just sitting here with a dumbfounded look on my face trying to fugure out what to say at this point. :confused:

incubus86
08-29-2002, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by incubus86
Liquor in the front
Poker in the rear

I have a shot glass that says that.:D

can't ya handle that one miss?

msvtec14
08-29-2002, 01:59 PM
Maybe I can. Maybe I can't. <blushing> :eek:

incubus86
08-29-2002, 02:41 PM
no comment

msvtec14
08-29-2002, 02:54 PM
Same here. :D I'm at work. This is a difficult topic.

mt.biker
08-29-2002, 10:00 PM
i think with the right person they're all good!

standing is fun, sitting is fun, laying down.. is fun, in the shower is fun oh and in a plane is fun.

spoogenet
08-30-2002, 11:14 PM
Any way I can get it. Hmmmm....I need a woman.

Shower is definitely fun.

By far the most intimate I've done, though, has got to be laying on sides, me behind her....kinda combine cuddling with the lovin. That way I can go right to sleep afterwards. :) haha, j/k.

Sometimes it's nice to just get down and dirty, but I gotta say I I generally prefer the intimacy......

b

msvtec14
09-01-2002, 11:49 PM
I definetly agree with that. There is nothing better than the feeling that you get from real true intimacy. It's a bond. I don't think that I would ever feel right being with someone without that feeling there. That's why I don't at all understand it when my friends whore around. :rolleyes:

Lovebuzz13
09-03-2002, 01:04 PM
I like to be on top and in control. :yes:

gixer
09-03-2002, 04:31 PM
if i stay on the bottom and think about football then i can last twice as long...;)

msvtec14
09-03-2002, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by gixer
if i stay on the bottom and think about football then i can last twice as long...;)

LMAO :D One of my friends the other day was telling me about how he does that sometimes. But I think he said that he thought about computers. Will you enjoy it as much if you're thinking about football though?

ShEaNy
09-04-2002, 12:47 AM
wow i arrived a bit late for this one...i on bottom doing my one job..getting and staying up..for a long long time..lol ..and about that very off topic biking ...my darn back wheel is rubbing against the metal (2 bigger) spokes that hold the back wheel to the frame...thats the best i can explain it..lol and i never go out anymore....im a whopping 5'8" and 175 pounds..and i still can only bench 200 - 220 ...all upper body and leg power is what i have ...(looks at tummy and cries lol)..well its no gut but i can see it...biker..any suggestions how long and how fast i should go or just any advice about my bike .. lol....how much u think to fix it?

gixer
09-04-2002, 02:04 AM
Originally posted by msvtec14


LMAO :D One of my friends the other day was telling me about how he does that sometimes. But I think he said that he thought about computers. Will you enjoy it as much if you're thinking about football though?


well, i myself won't enjoy it as much but that's the price im willing to pay to save from premature ejaculation...;)

ps. look at ur man, if he has a blank stare in his eyes(i.e. not looking at ur breasts/ass) then his mind is elsewhere...:yes:

mt.biker
09-04-2002, 07:09 AM
Originally posted by sheany_91accord
wow i arrived a bit late for this one...i on bottom doing my one job..getting and staying up..for a long long time..lol ..and about that very off topic biking ...my darn back wheel is rubbing against the metal (2 bigger) spokes that hold the back wheel to the frame...thats the best i can explain it..lol and i never go out anymore....im a whopping 5'8" and 175 pounds..and i still can only bench 200 - 220 ...all upper body and leg power is what i have ...(looks at tummy and cries lol)..well its no gut but i can see it...biker..any suggestions how long and how fast i should go or just any advice about my bike .. lol....how much u think to fix it? \

if the wheel is out of true it should be $20 to get it fixed... if your just starting to ride go for 30-45mins at a speed you will make it back home @. other then that just start by having fun

msvtec14
09-04-2002, 09:37 AM
Originally posted by gixer



well, i myself won't enjoy it as much but that's the price im willing to pay to save from premature ejaculation...;)

ps. look at ur man, if he has a blank stare in his eyes(i.e. not looking at ur breasts/ass) then his mind is elsewhere...:yes:

What if he's looking into my eyes then?

incubus86
09-04-2002, 09:41 AM
Originally posted by gixer



well, i myself won't enjoy it as much but that's the price im willing to pay to save from premature ejaculation...;)

ps. look at ur man, if he has a blank stare in his eyes(i.e. not looking at ur breasts/ass) then his mind is elsewhere...:yes:

I'm just the opposite, sometimes i can't get "off":no:

msvtec14
09-04-2002, 09:56 AM
Originally posted by incubus86


I'm just the opposite, sometimes i can't get "off":no:

How is that possible? Does it go numb or something?

incubus86
09-04-2002, 10:02 AM
doesn't go numb. Just can't finish. It's wierd. It doesn't happen all the time. but it happens enough...

msvtec14
09-04-2002, 10:21 AM
Well, doesn't blue balls happen then?

incubus86
09-04-2002, 10:41 AM
yeah sometimes. :crazy:

thats why i hump the air, so i don't get blue balls.:D

msvtec14
09-04-2002, 11:21 AM
From your picture over there, it really doesn't look like you have a uh...anything there. :D

incubus86
09-04-2002, 11:55 AM
its all in the motion...and as you can see, i've got the motion down.:eek:

mt.biker
09-04-2002, 01:15 PM
Originally posted by msvtec14


How is that possible? Does it go numb or something?

it doesnt go numbe people its called stress.... guys under alot of stress wont finish.

Well i've never gotten the blank face look i know that for a reason because i was always looking at her... maybe you need to relax more so you dont finish to soon, just sit back let her do the work and enjoy.. btw your bf and gf and not a porno star.. i'm sure if you took care of her otherways she wouldn't mind.

On another note.. whats the longest you've lasted? this can go for both guys and girls. I know for a fact i last a little under an hour once because i was skipping class with her and our periods are a little over an hour...and we were late gettting to next class because my house is 10min away from school.

any guy try the double orgasim thingy?

msvtec14
09-04-2002, 01:20 PM
It's definitley possible for us girls to have more than one. But any more after the first one are harder to make possible as the "spot" is not as sensitive. As long as you "HAVE THE MOTION DOWN" :D it can happen.

juvenile
09-04-2002, 04:20 PM
Damn, just read this whole thread...pretty interesting "information" :yes:

gixer
09-04-2002, 06:26 PM
i can go 4-5 times before my dick goes limp... the last time i did that me and my gf ended up being sore for more than a week... there was a little alchohol involved, we went at it for a whole 3 hours...(it usually takes us about 45 min including foreplay) btw, i don't usually go off early unless im with someone new, as of right now...i don't have a gf...i go out on the weekends so lasting is my main concern...well, not really, only when i feel like it...

msvtec14
09-04-2002, 06:34 PM
I'm not going to say what but scientifically speaking alcohol can cause for some uh issues with girls if they do it for a long time. That can lead to soreness with both of the people involved. Ok. That's all I have to say about that.

spoogenet
09-04-2002, 08:59 PM
Alcohol provokes but takes away the performance. :)

One time, when I was at band camp.....it just didn't want to finish.

Longest sober, probably ~30 minutes after foreplay, she got tired before I did. Won't post my shortest time, we're not talking 0-60 times here. :eek:

Haven't really had much in my life, though......need more practice.

b

msvtec14
09-05-2002, 01:33 PM
They have alcohol at band camp? :D I'm so there. Alcohol definitely does provoke it though. I've never wore beer goggles to the extent that I've took some random guy home and done him because we all know how I feel about that. But, I will admit that there were times when I was wearing the beer goggles and shortly after last call was done and they turned the lights on, I was like, "Who the hell are you?!" Well, I didn't really say it but I was thinking it.

2000Pimpinex
09-05-2002, 09:13 PM
Doggie