ever been caught? [Archive]

ebpda9

08-26-2002, 10:51 PM

nope. not me. if my parent would have caught me few years ago i would have gotten a lecture, but now because i don't have a gf they give me lectures to go and find me one. they even thretened me to find me a gf :o

NooNz

08-26-2002, 10:55 PM

LOL....my parents would never find me a girl....

mt.biker

08-27-2002, 07:48 AM

hehe no i haven'tbeen caught but it once came dang close. x-mas day before i leave to cali for a week and shes all honry, only problem there are 8 other people in the house...... i'll leave it at that!:bandit:

incubus86

08-27-2002, 08:13 AM

almost-
Back when i was like 15 me and my girl at the time went to here house after her parents went out to eat. We started to get into it, and we see lights pull into the driveway. Here, her parents forgot something and came back to the house, she ran upstairs half naked pretending that she forgot something and i had to act all chilled out on the couch.
:o

94_AcCoRd_EX

08-27-2002, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by NooNz
LOL....my parents would never find me a girl....

LMAO, neither would mine

ebpda9

08-27-2002, 11:54 AM

Originally posted by NooNz
LOL....my parents would never find me a girl....

they just threatened me. i know they wouldn't

msvtec14

08-27-2002, 01:16 PM

Yeah, one time really early on a Sat morning we both were up and he had all these people over the night before passed out at his house so we started to...and mind you it was like 5 something in the morning. One of his best friends walked in to get his shoes that he had left in there. He saw more than his shoes. Then he went and told everyone about it. This isn't "caught out" related but at the same boyfriends house like 2 weeks later, I was getting in the shower but I was just sticking my hand in to make sure that the water was all good and one of his friends tried creepin up on the window because they had thought that my boyfriend was in there...Yeah, uh. I didn't even know what to say. I guess when his friends came in the house my boyfriend was sleeping so when they called out his name and he didn't answer, they heard the shower and just assumed that he was in there. But it was me.

incubus86

08-27-2002, 01:19 PM

Know what i say-
Free show, see more!

msvtec14

08-27-2002, 01:25 PM

Huh? I wasn't giving a free show. I was really embarassed. I'm not embarrased by how I look or anything. Everyone is naked underneath their clothes. But that's mine, you know? I don't need his friends talking about me like that. It was just weird for a little while. We all thought it was funny. On New Years Eve, I was in the bathroom and I was reading Super Street on the throne and the music was really loud and someone didn't hear me say "I'M in HERE" and they just walked in. That was really funny though.

TonitrusEN

08-27-2002, 01:26 PM

*tells himself* Girls dont go to the bathroom girls dont go to the bathroom girls dont go to the bathroom........

incubus86

08-27-2002, 01:27 PM

I know you weren't giving a free show...the on lookers perspective, you see something you like, and it isn't causing you anything, get as good a look as you can ;)

I know i would

mt.biker

08-27-2002, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by TonitrusEN
*tells himself* Girls dont go to the bathroom girls dont go to the bathroom girls dont go to the bathroom........

when your gf leaves the bathroom door open when shes using the bathroom its time to find a new gf....:eek:

TonitrusEN

08-27-2002, 01:32 PM

GIRLS DONT GO TO THE BATHROOM

incubus86

08-27-2002, 01:33 PM

i went to high school with this girl that would bust ass in class. It was a major turn off, but sometimes it was hilarious.

msvtec14

08-27-2002, 01:46 PM

Originally posted by incubus86
i went to high school with this girl that would bust ass in class. It was a major turn off, but sometimes it was hilarious.

Bust ass :D Such a funny expression. I'm going to have to start using that. Ok, I never left the door open and nor would I ever "go to the bathroom" or fart in front of a guy. Sorry. I just think that's nasty. I don't see anything wrong with peeing because it's just pee. If I'm with someone for a while, I'm not afraid to pee in front of him. And if him seeing me pee does damage then, there is something wrong with him because guys do far grosser things in front of their girls sometimes.

mt.biker

08-27-2002, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by msvtec14

Bust ass :D Such a funny expression. I'm going to have to start using that. Ok, I never left the door open and nor would I ever "go to the bathroom" or fart in front of a guy. Sorry. I just think that's nasty. I don't see anything wrong with peeing because it's just pee. If I'm with someone for a while, I'm not afraid to pee in front of him. And if him seeing me pee does damage then, there is something wrong with him because guys do far grosser things in front of their girls sometimes.

like what?

do you eat fish for your man? if you know what i mean?

i didn't think so... other then child birth and your pms i think guys got jypt!

incubus86

08-27-2002, 01:49 PM

thats harsh biker....funny but harsh

TonitrusEN

08-27-2002, 01:50 PM

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was taken..

incubus86

08-27-2002, 01:52 PM

Mr garrison once said, "I have a hard time trusting something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.":no: :no: :no:

mt.biker

08-27-2002, 02:03 PM

Originally posted by incubus86
Mr garrison once said, "I have a hard time trusting something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.":no: :no: :no:

harsh

if only they were more emotionally stable i wouldnt be so confused by them

msvtec14

08-27-2002, 02:04 PM

Pre Menstrual Syndrome is what it stands for. First of all...If IT really smells like fish then someone needs a wash. When you go to the "girl" doctor that's a symptom that they ask you about because that's not a good scene to be in :pukey

TonitrusEN

08-27-2002, 02:05 PM

It was a joke, look at the bottom :)

incubus86

08-27-2002, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by mt.biker

harsh

if only they were more emotionally stable i wouldnt be so confused by them

dashboard confessional has a great song that you should listen to...here are the

lyrics (http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/dashboardconfessional/againigounnoticed.html)

msvtec14

08-27-2002, 02:14 PM

I just missed the Dashboard Confessional show :no: They played with Weezer and Sparta.

incubus86

08-27-2002, 02:25 PM

I was going to go to the show when dashboard was in pittsburgh but no one would go with me, and I wasn't feeling up to going by myself.

msvtec14

08-27-2002, 02:30 PM

I was so mad that I couldn't go. I said that I would go to a wedding with someone up in NH prior to knowledge of such an amazing show. If the stupid wedding was at least in Ct, then I coulda just bounced out on the reception after a little while and went. I'm not sure that I would have gone by myself though because I would feel weird. Like the blind kid in musical chairs or something.

incubus86

08-27-2002, 02:32 PM

;)

msvtec14

08-27-2002, 02:38 PM

I am going to the Island Earth festival in NY this Sat. That should be a good show. After my huge slip and slide sleepover, of course.

incubus86

08-27-2002, 02:56 PM

with "Big Bird" and the dude that introduced you to the sleepover

msvtec14

08-27-2002, 03:23 PM

Nah, I was just going to invite Mr Rogers and Mr McFeely to the party. I think we'd all have a funner time with them.

incubus86

08-27-2002, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by msvtec14
Nah, I was just going to invite Mr Rogers and Mr McFeely to the party. I think we'd all have a funner time with them.

With their "old wrinkly balls"

msvtec14

08-27-2002, 03:33 PM

Siiiiiiick. Mr Rogers probably doesn't even balls anymore because he's so old.

incubus86

08-27-2002, 03:36 PM

they may be a little dried up....add some salt and you would have "nuts"

TonitrusEN

08-27-2002, 03:43 PM

Mr. Rogers is dead...

msvtec14

08-27-2002, 03:47 PM

Originally posted by incubus86
they may be a little dried up....add some salt and you would have "nuts"

Uh, I don't know about that now. No. But I do feel bad that he's gone. Are you sure?

incubus86

08-27-2002, 03:53 PM

I have no idea....would suck he is gone, you just realized your love for the man.

msvtec14

08-27-2002, 03:55 PM

Damn, I thought that I had just found the missing piece of the puzzle.

TonitrusEN

08-27-2002, 03:56 PM

JFWY i just thought it would be hilarious to see what you guys said, and it was :)

incubus86

08-27-2002, 03:58 PM

If he is dead, at least you know he would be "stiff"

:crazy:

msvtec14

08-27-2002, 04:02 PM

Props to the both of you for the 2 prior posts. you should've see the look on my face when you said that he was not with us anymore. And then the whole stiff comment. :D

TonitrusEN

08-27-2002, 04:06 PM

Well he wasn't dead, but i was backing out of my driveway this morning... and i heard this *THWAM* and i had broke his arm... so i shot him... i dont know why, i guess you do that to make them better? but now hes got a broken arm and a gun shot wound.... think im gonna have to shoot him again...

msvtec14

08-28-2002, 07:57 AM

Seriously, WTF? Why are you doing that to him? I know that in one thread I was talking about having some guy exploit himself for me and pose on my car like some of these girls do for you guys. Well, I decided that I was going to work with Mr Rogers. So please don't go and mess him up. The roof the roof the roof is on fire.

cutiepy701

08-28-2002, 08:06 AM

Originally posted by TonitrusEN
*tells himself* Girls dont go to the bathroom girls dont go to the bathroom girls dont go to the bathroom........

LMMFAO.....:D sorry to bust your bubble, but not only do girls GO TO THE BATHROOM, we take big ass shits too.......;)

Anyways, I almost got caught once when I lived at home I think I was 16 or 17 and I snuck my b/f in my house before either of my parents came home. We were upstairs in my bedroom, well then my dad came home, and then my mom. I was freaking out. If my dad would have found out I think he would have got out the shotgun and killed my b/f, then he woulda killed me!!!!

But the funniest part was that he had to leave to go to work early the next morning, but my parents were still awake, so He had to jump off my roof. My bedroom was above the garage roof, so it wasnt that high, but I was so scared, because right when you jump off the roof, is the living room window!! Lets just say I never did that again

Racing Rice

08-28-2002, 08:21 AM

I have had tons of almosts but never have been caught. Actually Ive almost been caught more by cops then parents..:eek: :D

msvtec14

08-28-2002, 10:09 AM

Uh, what are you doing that you're getting almost caught by cops? Where are you doing this? In the park?

Racing Rice

08-28-2002, 10:12 AM

:D In many places.. At the park, in the parking lot after work (almost got caught here many times by the po-po) Ah geez.. I cant even name all the places Ive almost been caught.:D

bessiebeater

08-28-2002, 11:22 AM

Originally posted by msvtec14
I just missed the Dashboard Confessional show :no: They played with Weezer and Sparta.

Just caught on to this post....and found this.....i went with my boyfriend and his brother here in nashville, and the show was awesome! we really only went to see dashboard but we enjoyed the rest of it too.....

94_AcCoRd_EX

08-28-2002, 11:43 AM

Originally posted by cutiepy701

LMMFAO.....:D sorry to bust your bubble, but not only do girls GO TO THE BATHROOM, we take big ass shits too.......;)

Why did you have to go and ruin my day. And you can yourself cutiepy :rolleyes: :D

cutiepy701

08-28-2002, 03:48 PM

Originally posted by 94_AcCoRd_EX

Why did you have to go and ruin my day. And you can yourself cutiepy :rolleyes: :D

Just keepin it real baby...:kiss:
And I am a cutiepy....:yes:

incubus86

08-28-2002, 03:49 PM

msvtec14

08-28-2002, 08:37 PM

Don't be sad. That scary ass thing that you have over there on the left will make you feel better.

msvtec14

08-28-2002, 08:42 PM

Originally posted by bessiebeater

Just caught on to this post....and found this.....i went with my boyfriend and his brother here in nashville, and the show was awesome! we really only went to see dashboard but we enjoyed the rest of it too.....

Yeah, thanks. I was only upset about it for the whole weekend that I was away. I just saw that you posted this to my quote. I'm going to see Thursday and From Autumn to Ashes at This Island and Earth festival this Sat so maybe that will make me forget. ;(

bessiebeater

08-28-2002, 10:36 PM

Originally posted by msvtec14

Yeah, thanks. I was only upset about it for the whole weekend that I was away. I just saw that you posted this to my quote. I'm going to see Thursday and From Autumn to Ashes at This Island and Earth festival this Sat so maybe that will make me forget. ;(

Didn't mean any harm :no: ........if you ever get the chance to go though, dont miss it.......its worth it.........enjoy the festival this weekend :)

incubus86

08-29-2002, 08:06 AM

Originally posted by msvtec14
Don't be sad. That scary ass thing that you have over there on the left will make you feel better.

thats mean...

thats my picture.

msvtec14

08-29-2002, 08:24 AM

I didn't think you meant any harm :) I was just busting balls because I'm just jealous that I didn't get to go :no: I'm still scarred.

INCUBUS86, seriously LMAO to what you just said. I thought you said that you worked out though...?

incubus86

08-29-2002, 09:41 AM

those are muscle rolls;)

msvtec14

08-29-2002, 09:52 AM

Damn, you must lift mad weights with your chin. You have really nice eyes too. There's nothing more than I like than yellow eyes. ;)

Kyle

08-29-2002, 10:14 AM

Is there a pic of incubus somewhere?...can't see...

msvtec14

08-29-2002, 10:16 AM

Yeah, that fat little green guy next to his posts.:D I'm in love.

Kyle

08-29-2002, 10:16 AM

lol, nice

msvtec14

08-29-2002, 10:36 AM

That's what working out too much will do for a guy. :D :D just kidding.

Kyle

08-29-2002, 10:52 AM

hemeroids;)

msvtec14

08-29-2002, 11:39 AM

Yeah, I've heard about those before. My dad and brother are both body builders. One time my dad had one and I'm not sure what happened and I refuse to go into specifics but he needed surgery. He told everyone that he had a butthole transplant. :D I had to laugh at that. You've got to see the humor in some of the curve balls that life throws at you.

incubus86

08-29-2002, 12:56 PM

yes my eyes are very attractive. I get so many complements on them.

msvtec14

08-29-2002, 01:26 PM

Especially about the way that they protrude from your head, right? They do offset your chin nicely though.

incubus86

08-29-2002, 01:55 PM

Nice of you to notice my best feature.

msvtec14

08-29-2002, 02:05 PM

Yeah, that's what I look like. Over there on the left. Teeth and all. I'm so sexy :D :D :D

incubus86

08-29-2002, 02:34 PM

you have nice som-are teeth....

some are here, some are there

msvtec14

08-29-2002, 02:41 PM

Thank you. I only have 4. I do believe that moderation is key. But thank you. I'm happy that you like them. I just knocked a few out opening cans of beans in my trailer. I think I've had too much coffee. :D

incubus86

08-29-2002, 02:48 PM

thats the other term i was going to use...
looks like you got baked bean teeth

msvtec14

08-29-2002, 02:55 PM

Originally posted by incubus86
thats the other term i was going to use...
looks like you got baked bean teeth

:D :D :D :D :D LMAO. What is that thing anyways? A gingerbread cookie or something?

incubus86

08-29-2002, 02:56 PM

its you

but i think it is a demonic gingerbread man.

msvtec14

08-29-2002, 03:38 PM

Oh yeah, I forget what I look like sometimes. You diggin my lazy eye? ;)

cutiepy701

08-29-2002, 03:45 PM

roflmao:D :D

OMG you guys have to stop, Im at work reading these posts and Im just dying in my desk. Way to funny.

Ps. I think Its a retarted gingerbread man...lol:D

msvtec14

08-29-2002, 03:56 PM

Look, I'm coming to terms with the fact the I look like a retarded, demonic gingerbread man. DON'T LAUGH AT OTHERS PEOPLE'S MISFORTUNE. When I was born, I didn't get enough dough and that's why I look like this. :D

DsBlu01CivEX

08-29-2002, 04:44 PM

by the time i reached the end of this....I had completely forgotten what this whole thread was about. SO...that meant I had to go back to the beginning (not really I just read the title at the top of the page). As for the question...no I've never almost been caught or caught.

Oh and cutiepy thank you for being brutely honest about the fact that girls do "go #2". Once guys come to term with this the much easier their life will be. Granted I won't do that in front of a guy nor would I fart (those are both things that should be done in private by yourself) but we gotta get rid of the stuff just like the guys do.

msvtec14

08-30-2002, 07:27 AM

It's all related in some way. LOL. Anyone ever (this is sick) walk in on their parents? Luckily, that's never hapenned to me and if it did I would probably need therapy of some sort. But it hapenned to my best friend and she's never been the same. And this was in the 4th grade. :crazy:

mt.biker

08-30-2002, 07:35 AM

cutiepy701

08-30-2002, 08:30 AM

Oh and cutiepy thank you for being brutely honest about the fact that girls do "go #2". Once guys come to term with this the much easier their life will be. Granted I won't do that in front of a guy nor would I fart (those are both things that should be done in private by yourself) but we gotta get rid of the stuff just like the guys do. [/B][/QUOTE]

Yah, guys have to realize that part about us. I don't think I would poop in front of my b/f, but I have gone to the bathroom plenty of times with him in there, (my x that is). And I still can't fart either in front of my b/f.

Oh, and don't worry msvtech, your lazy eye makes up for all the dough you didn't recieve...he he:D :D

incubus86

08-30-2002, 08:48 AM

the lazy eye is your best feature.

mt.biker

08-30-2002, 08:52 AM

i think its her butt!

msvtec14

08-30-2002, 09:01 AM

Yeah, as you can see I also have really long nice tan legs :D :D

incubus86

08-30-2002, 09:08 AM

you got a nice gap between your legs to.:crazy:

msvtec14

08-30-2002, 09:24 AM

I'm bow legged. I need those Forrest Gump shoes to correct that. They don't make ones that are delicate enough. My legs will break off. Cookies aren't that hard, ya know?

incubus86

08-30-2002, 09:37 AM

Nevermind.:no:

msvtec14

08-30-2002, 10:00 AM

Why are you making a sad face? :no:

incubus86

08-30-2002, 10:07 AM

i was going for the "no"

And when i read your last post i had something pop into my head but decided against saying it.

msvtec14

08-30-2002, 10:19 AM

I think I might get it. :D

DsBlu01CivEX

08-31-2002, 11:21 PM

Originally posted by msvtec14
It's all related in some way. LOL. Anyone ever (this is sick) walk in on their parents? Luckily, that's never hapenned to me and if it did I would probably need therapy of some sort. But it hapenned to my best friend and she's never been the same. And this was in the 4th grade. :crazy:

Thank god I've never walked in on my parents (and if I have I've blocked it out of memory where it's going to stay!!!) but the one guy I'm fairly good friends with was tellin us about how he walked in on his parents and has heard them go at it. Something about his mom having "the juicest juice box in town" something to that effect. I don't think he's drank out of a juice box since that day!!! I think he said he was like 8 at the time that happened. Now all of his boys pick on him about it. I think it's funny....cuz it didn't happen to me

mt.biker

09-01-2002, 01:01 AM

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX

Thank god I've never walked in on my parents (and if I have I've blocked it out of memory where it's going to stay!!!) but the one guy I'm fairly good friends with was tellin us about how he walked in on his parents and has heard them go at it. Something about his mom having "the juicest juice box in town" something to that effect. I don't think he's drank out of a juice box since that day!!! I think he said he was like 8 at the time that happened. Now all of his boys pick on him about it. I think it's funny....cuz it didn't happen to me

poor dude!

msvtec14

09-01-2002, 11:58 PM

That's just messed up. I would never be able to look at my parents the same ever again after that. <shivers> :eek: It's pretty funny about the whole juice box thing though.

Dragracingaccord

09-03-2002, 01:58 AM

Ive never been caught but my mom found one of my condoms.:pukey

mt.biker

09-03-2002, 07:05 AM

Originally posted by Dragracingaccord
Ive never been caught but my mom found one of my condoms.:pukey

:pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey

incubus86

09-03-2002, 08:14 AM

Originally posted by Dragracingaccord
Ive never been caught but my mom found one of my condoms.:pukey

my mom bought me condoms

msvtec14

09-03-2002, 08:29 AM

My mom found mine once and she got all upset but she said that she was happy that if I was "doing that" at least I was being responsible about it.

Racing Rice

09-03-2002, 08:45 AM

Originally posted by msvtec14
My mom found mine once and she got all upset but she said that she was happy that if I was "doing that" at least I was being responsible about it.

We were buying condoms at the store one day and my dad walked up and started talking to us.:eek: I was trying to hold them where he couldnt see them and I was hoping he'd only want to talk for a second, but that didnt happen. Eventually he saw them and gave me this weird look.:crazy: He didnt say anything to me, and I didnt live at home. That was definately odd.

DsBlu01CivEX

09-03-2002, 05:11 PM

one of my really good guy friend's puppy got in his trash can and got a used one out and carried around the house almost all day once. His parents knew all about it and thought it was hilarious. As did he. As did the rest of us!!!

mt.biker

09-03-2002, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
one of my really good guy friend's puppy got in his trash can and got a used one out and carried around the house almost all day once. His parents knew all about it and thought it was hilarious. As did he. As did the rest of us!!!
is it just me or does a used condom belong in the totel? i've never tosed one into the garabage as i figured that as the wrong place for that

msvtec14

09-03-2002, 11:00 PM

Originally posted by mt.biker

is it just me or does a used condom belong in the totel? i've never tosed one into the garabage as i figured that as the wrong place for that

Totel? Is that what they're called up there in Canada?

mt.biker

09-04-2002, 07:10 AM

Originally posted by msvtec14

Totel? Is that what they're called up there in Canada?
my bad its toilet

cutiepy701

09-04-2002, 07:47 AM

LOL, I never throw them in the totel...he he. No but really isn't that bad for the sewage???

msvtec14

09-04-2002, 08:14 AM

Yeah, I don't put them in the totel either. With my luck the totel would get clogged for some mystery reason and then my dad would have to come and fix it and he'd find it and he would know it's mine because it's my bathroom. It's all about wrapping them in tissues and throwing them away.

Racing Rice

09-04-2002, 08:57 AM

Originally posted by msvtec14
...It's all about wrapping them in tissues and throwing them away....

:yes: Its a bad idea to put them in the toilet.:o

msvtec14

09-04-2002, 09:19 AM

TOTEL :) I know that we all have to use those things but, I really hate them. With a passion.

cutiepy701

09-04-2002, 09:41 AM

Originally posted by msvtec14
TOTEL :) I know that we all have to use those things but, I really hate them. With a passion.

I second that motion:bow: :bow: :bow:

Uh...especially the experience I had this week....but I won't get into that:crazy: :crazy:

mt.biker

09-04-2002, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by cutiepy701

I second that motion:bow: :bow: :bow:

Uh...especially the experience I had this week....but I won't get into that:crazy: :crazy:

someone tried without, and found out how much better it is... theres so much more feeling without.. on both sides... it slides nicer too :eek:

whats wrong with the toilet?

msvtec14

09-04-2002, 01:26 PM

It's a million times better without. SERIOUSLY :) But, you can't do that unless you're in a serious relationship and you've gone to the doctors and all that fun stuff. And, there's a lot of trust. You can't put them in the totel because it might get clogged and you can get embarassed.