Blah damn work [Archive]

TonitrusEN

08-20-2002, 11:09 AM

Im a security guard workin in an office building currently. They want to replace me with a secretary.. MY employer does.. and they want to send me elsewhere.. so Im sending in a resume, applying for the current position i Already hold, because i can type 82 wpm, and know everything they need and i wouldnt have to train myself for the job! AHHH

just needed to vent....

msvtec14

08-20-2002, 11:16 AM

Originally posted by TonitrusEN
Im a security guard workin in an office building currently. They want to replace me with a secretary.. MY employer does.. and they want to send me elsewhere.. so Im sending in a resume, applying for the current position i Already hold, because i can type 82 wpm, and know everything they need and i wouldnt have to train myself for the job! AHHH

just needed to vent....

That's really funny. I could be a secretary too! I would much rather do that because then I wouldn't actually have to deal with people's stupid issues!

TonitrusEN

08-20-2002, 11:20 AM

I just dont want to be responsible for like 60 million dollars in experiments at the other building... damn that

ShEaNy

08-20-2002, 12:05 PM

heh i can type 101 wpm...can i have that job? lol meh that beats my job of cutting up meat all day heh...

TonitrusEN

08-20-2002, 12:13 PM

mmmm raw dead cow...

msvtec14

08-20-2002, 12:41 PM

Dude, seriously. I would be messed up a little in the head if I had to look at dismembered cows all day.

TonitrusEN

08-20-2002, 12:44 PM

You are a little messed up in the head, Missy! *points at Sexual Macaroni Salad* *tease*

msvtec14

08-20-2002, 12:46 PM

Originally posted by TonitrusEN
You are a little messed up in the head, Missy! *points at Sexual Macaroni Salad* *tease*

I'm just a baller.

TonitrusEN

08-20-2002, 12:48 PM

:crazy:

Riiiight

msvtec14

08-20-2002, 01:04 PM

For some reason, I just find that really funny and I've been saying it to everyone. All day.

TonitrusEN

08-20-2002, 01:19 PM

You cant be a baller, unless you drive an escalade.. "In that big body rollin on dubs and get Hiiiighh" And it has to be on 22"s, and you have to have Chrome rims that keep spinnin once the car stops movin..

msvtec14

08-20-2002, 01:27 PM

Originally posted by TonitrusEN
You cant be a baller, unless you drive an escalade.. "In that big body rollin on dubs and get Hiiiighh" And it has to be on 22"s, and you have to have Chrome rims that keep spinnin once the car stops movin..

Dude, I have a platinum neckclace!!! I don't wear it but I have one. Doesn't that constitute of being a baller..?

TonitrusEN

08-20-2002, 01:33 PM

... Sure?
:rolleyes:

msvtec14

08-20-2002, 01:43 PM

Dude, if you saw what I looked like and the way that I dressed you would think it's funny that I'm claiming to be a baller.

94_AcCoRd_EX

08-20-2002, 04:06 PM

Originally posted by msvtec14
Dude, if you saw what I looked like and the way that I dressed you would think it's funny that I'm claiming to be a baller.

Post a pic :yes:

TonitrusEN

08-20-2002, 04:50 PM

Im a baller... seriously... i got b.. nm

msvtec14

08-20-2002, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by 94_AcCoRd_EX

Post a pic :yes:

Ok, I have some saved my filing cabinet for my e-mail. This is going to sound really stupid but I don't know how to post pictures...Go ahead, everyone laugh for a minute. How do I do it?

94_AcCoRd_EX

08-20-2002, 06:27 PM

Originally posted by msvtec14

Ok, I have some saved my filing cabinet for my e-mail. This is going to sound really stupid but I don't know how to post pictures...Go ahead, everyone laugh for a minute. How do I do it?

If it is not too big, reply to this thread and look for the "attach file" box. Point it to wherever the file is saved and that's it. If that doesn't work, you'll have to host it and link to it...

Go to www.webphotos.com (or something similar) and quickly create a free account. Upload the photos (its pretty obvious on their site) and view them. When you're looking at it, right click on the photo and select properties. Now copy the address of the picture.

Then come back here and type this:
[img)http://www.webblahblah.com/ahgsdjgh.jpg[/img) , replacing my ")" with "]" and using the web address you just copied.

I hope that wasn't too confusing... if all else fails, you can email it to me or someone else and they will host it for you...

94_AcCoRd_EX

08-21-2002, 12:05 PM

Here is a pic of HS's #1 baller.... msvtec14 ;)

TonitrusEN

08-21-2002, 12:17 PM

hmmm you need platinum teeth and pants 65 sizes too big.. and some timberlands...

then you could be a ballah

Just playin with you, you look good =)

Zybach

08-21-2002, 12:24 PM

Mmm meat. My history teacher once said "If it didn't run before I shot it then its not food.":no:

msvtec14

08-21-2002, 12:25 PM

You see those shells??? THOSE are platinum. That's my ice. I just had them make the necklace to look like shells so no one would steal my ice. :D

msvtec14

08-21-2002, 12:27 PM

Originally posted by Zybach
Mmm meat. My history teacher once said "If it didn't run before I shot it then its not food.":no:

I don't get it. Do you want to shoot me?

incubus86

08-21-2002, 12:35 PM

topic that started this thread...work - well check this out
I work for a consulting company. We get paid once a month:crazy:
The last time i got paid was august first. the next time i get paid...september 3. how bad is that? Plus all my bills are due on or around the 27th. :o :paranoid:

msvtec14

08-21-2002, 12:47 PM

That sucks. You must get robbed on taxes. I get paid bi-weekly and I get robbed. It's hard to schedule bills when your paychecks are far apart. In the beginning, I just paid mine accordingly but was broke till I adjusted to the bi-weekly shedule.

TonitrusEN

08-21-2002, 12:48 PM

Omg that has to blow... *comfort* i dont think id be able to make it

msvtec14

08-21-2002, 12:54 PM

Hey, did you apply for that posistion yet?

Surfr

08-21-2002, 01:05 PM

*sigh* all these cute looking women :)

TonitrusEN

08-21-2002, 01:13 PM

I applied for it, i dont think ill get it though ;(

and Surfr.. i feel your pain my brothah

msvtec14

08-21-2002, 01:14 PM

thanks :) I'm happy that no one thinks I'm a guy anymore. No offense or anything. ;)

TonitrusEN

08-21-2002, 01:19 PM

Even if you were a guy you'd be the most attractive guy ever ;P

msvtec14

08-21-2002, 01:24 PM

Thanks, that's funny. My dad actually calls me his 1st born son. I have a brother that's 2 years younger but he's such a pretty boy. He doesn't like getting his hands dirty. It's funny.

TonitrusEN

08-21-2002, 01:25 PM

LOL...

i have a friend like that.. its funny =)

msvtec14

08-21-2002, 01:30 PM

Originally posted by TonitrusEN
LOL...

i have a friend like that.. its funny =)

Yeah it is. It makes matters worse that he is like that and I am the way that I am. We fight a lot sometimes.

TonitrusEN

08-21-2002, 01:45 PM

Thats what brothers/sisters are for..

I have 4 brothers and 4 Sisters..

and they all fight, im the youngest :P

msvtec14

08-21-2002, 01:58 PM

God damn. That must be cool. About work...AGGGHHHHHRRRR, I just dealt with probably the most rude person that I have ever deal with. I could just feel my blood pressure rising. Some people REALLY suck. :mad:

TonitrusEN

08-21-2002, 02:00 PM

I hate the majority of people in the world...

msvtec14

08-21-2002, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by TonitrusEN
I hate the majority of people in the world...

Try doing my job :mad:

Kyle

08-21-2002, 03:27 PM

when you're at work, all people suck...but thats just something you gotta deal with if ya wanna get payed...

msvtec14

08-21-2002, 03:41 PM

I know. But that's why I'm inventing that HOT POCKET button on the microwave. So I can be rich and not have to deal with the public.

Kyle

08-21-2002, 03:46 PM

marry me when you're rich k?

juvenile

08-21-2002, 07:16 PM

Originally posted by Mobbo
marry me when you're rich k?
hey, she's mine. BACK OFF BIATCH!

msvtec14

08-21-2002, 09:11 PM

Wheeeew. What happened here while I was gone? I was just at Sears looking at microwaves and trying to brainstorm about how to patent the new Hot Pocket button.

msvtec14

08-22-2002, 08:28 AM

AHHHHHHH. I'm going to flip out if I have to stay here all day :crazy:

ChrisCantSkate

08-22-2002, 08:53 AM

ive always worked in resturants, but im now at college and dont have a job, and dont know if im going to get one or not. when i was in resturants i hated people, so i messed with them. it makes time go by faster and is more fun.

msvtec14

08-22-2002, 09:10 AM

I do the whole loan/banking thing now and I just think it's TOO serious of a thing for me to be doing. I think it's too grown up sometimes. I dunno why but that scares me a little. When school starts for me 10/7 I will probably just waitress or go work for my dad at his Laundrymat during the day. I'll only have school 4 days a week for 4 hours a night so it shouldn't be too bad.

TonitrusEN

08-22-2002, 10:09 AM

AHHHHH i have been here 9 minutes and i want to go home.. *shoots himself*

msvtec14

08-22-2002, 10:29 AM

Dude, I've been here for 2 hours and 58 minutes. But I just went to Dunkin Donuts for my boss.

TonitrusEN

08-22-2002, 10:37 AM

omg youll go to dunkin donuits for your boss but you wont drive 6000 miles to give ME food? how *daaaaaaare* you (loses the english accent* ballah..

msvtec14

08-22-2002, 10:51 AM

Why would I drive 6000 miles to see you when I could just take my private platinum hot pocket shaped jet?

TonitrusEN

08-22-2002, 10:56 AM

Beats me!

msvtec14

08-22-2002, 11:04 AM

I have an idea why. Because you're player hatin and you don't want to aknowledge the hot pocket jet.

TonitrusEN

08-22-2002, 11:13 AM

Damn your on to me!

msvtec14

08-22-2002, 12:29 PM

I'm really starting to get frustrated with this job. Everytime I have to do one of these escrow analysis statement things, the system that I have to use makes my whole computer freeze and I have to reboot. It's happened at LEAST 5 times...

msvtec14

08-22-2002, 02:17 PM

11 times now. And now I just feel like I'm talking to myself about it :crazy:

TonitrusEN

08-22-2002, 02:19 PM

Why dont you punch it? that will fix it!

And im listening :) Im always listening.. because my job sucks

msvtec14

08-22-2002, 02:25 PM

:) You don't think that I would get in trouble if I did that? Hmmm. What if I just poured a little water on it?

incubus86

08-22-2002, 02:31 PM

a good swift kick always fixes problems for me

msvtec14

08-22-2002, 02:33 PM

The monitor???

incubus86

08-22-2002, 02:55 PM

its not your monitor that is giving you problems. Its your tower/desktop. So stand up on your desk and give it a good swift kick.

thinking about it, if you were in a cube with a bunch of people around you, and someone stood up on there desk and kicked their pc, then sat back down like nothing happned, that would be funny...
i'd laugh.

incubus86

08-22-2002, 02:58 PM

I just had a user tell me that she doesn't have a "start" button on her desktop.....:no:

some people:mad:

msvtec14

08-22-2002, 03:22 PM

It's not even a button...? It's a little box that click you click on. I'm not going to crack too many jokes though because I'm not the smartest when it comes to computers. I couldn't even post my own picture in this thread. I know the basics.

Kyle

08-22-2002, 03:43 PM

man...you guys are freakin whores...

94_AcCoRd_EX

08-22-2002, 04:05 PM

Originally posted by Mobbo
man...you guys are freakin whores...

Yeah, let's try to keep the whoring to a minimum here :)

msvtec14

08-22-2002, 05:10 PM

I'm sorry. Please don't think I'm whoring. I'm apologizing. It think it was work related. Sort of. There were times that it got a little out there but it's all related. Some how. :yes:

Kyle

08-22-2002, 05:21 PM

eh...there you go again...lol jfwy

msvtec14

08-22-2002, 05:29 PM

Ok, check this out. If it's off the topic of the discussion then aren't I doing what I'm supposed to be doing? Hence the name Shifting Gears-Off Topic Discussions. I'm just shifting gears. Changin it up.
;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Variety is the spice of life.

TonitrusEN

08-22-2002, 05:31 PM

Back tot he topic of work

Im so happy right now!!!

I get to stay at work for an extra 4 1/2 hours today.. HORAAHHHHHHHH

*shoots himself in the neck*

msvtec14

08-23-2002, 08:04 AM

Do they ask you if you can stay or do they tell you that you have to? That's one thing that I hate about some managers. Sometimes, they'll ask you to stay but in an intimidating manner making it hard for you to say no. At my work they're involved with one particular charity. If you opt not to donate, you still have to send this whole packet thing in with an explanation as to why you opted NOT to donate. Talk about pressure. I have no problem making donations to charities. I just donated to the Red Cross. With my own initiative. But I still felt pressured to donate here at work. Pressure is not cool.

TonitrusEN

08-23-2002, 10:09 AM

Well the fact that they had no one else that could work pressured me into doing it, i have nothin else to do really so why not... i mean it was an extra 84 bucks...

msvtec14

08-23-2002, 12:47 PM

You could buy more car stuff with that. That'll take 20 days to get to you and then'll you will get all mad again and flip out. Hey, you should see if that shop will give you a discount because of the whole inconvienience factor with how long you had to wait for your new Tenzos.