Macaroni Salad. [Archive]

msvtec14

08-19-2002, 11:14 PM

Originally posted by TonitrusEN
I so agree, celery = :pukey

Sorry, this is in no way shape or form a sexual topic. I posted it in the wrong forum. But if you use your imagination, macaroni salad can be sexual macaroni salad.

Accord Man

08-19-2002, 11:16 PM

haha, hadnt even noticed..

ok, moving to OT.

msvtec14

08-19-2002, 11:28 PM

Originally posted by Accord Man
haha, hadnt even noticed..

ok, moving to OT.

Thank you ;) Even though you like finely chopped celery you're still good in my book ;)

94_AcCoRd_EX

08-19-2002, 11:37 PM

A little bit of celery = :yes:

A lot of celery = :pukey

:smoking:

msvtec14

08-19-2002, 11:45 PM

Originally posted by 94_AcCoRd_EX
A little bit of celery = :yes:

A lot of celery = :pukey

:smoking:

A little bit of celery in my life. A little bit of celery by my side. Sorry. Remember that song Mambo # 5?? I was just reminded of it.

Racing Rice

08-20-2002, 07:32 AM

Sometimes I can handle celery, other times I cant. Just depends how hungry I am. Most the time Im anti-celery tho.:yes:

msvtec14

08-20-2002, 07:45 AM

Originally posted by Racing Rice
Sometimes I can handle celery, other times I cant. Just depends how hungry I am. Most the time Im anti-celery tho.:yes:

It's strange. When I was little, I used to like celery. The taste of it now is just nasty. It's gross. The only celery that I can handle is celery in like chicken soup or something that's all cooked. But when I was little I used to hate mustard but now I like it...?

Racing Rice

08-20-2002, 07:48 AM

It is strange how all that works isnt it. There are tons of things I used to hate when I was growing up. Now Ill eat almost anything. That probably comes from me living on my own, it makes you not so picky when you have to pay for the stuff.:yes:

msvtec14

08-20-2002, 08:17 AM

Originally posted by Racing Rice
It is strange how all that works isnt it. There are tons of things I used to hate when I was growing up. Now Ill eat almost anything. That probably comes from me living on my own, it makes you not so picky when you have to pay for the stuff.:yes:

I lived on my own for a little while. All I ate was pasta and ramen noodles. I seriously lost mad weight. That's gross too because I'm already thin. I live back at home now but if I want good food I have to buy it because my mom is a health freak. It's all about CHEESE SANDWICHES!!! So good. Not grilled cheese either. Just like 2 pieces of cheese on some bread w/a little mayo.

Racing Rice

08-20-2002, 10:06 AM

Originally posted by msvtec14
It's all about CHEESE SANDWICHES!!! So good. Not grilled cheese either. Just like 2 pieces of cheese on some bread w/a little mayo.

I got a diet cheese sandwich. Fat-free cheese, on wheat bread with lite Mayo. Im on a diet, I cant eat the really good stuff..:D

msvtec14

08-20-2002, 10:33 AM

Originally posted by Racing Rice

I got a diet cheese sandwich. Fat-free cheese, on wheat bread with lite Mayo. Im on a diet, I cant eat the really good stuff..:D

Ahhhhhhhhhggggggggrrrrr. I'm so hungry right now. Rob won't let me eat until I milk the cows, feed the pigs, harvest the fields, cut the lawn, do the laundry and paint the house. When I finish my chores, he like it's it when I rub his feet. He has a long day and he's a hard worker. He drinks beer in a stained wife beater all day in front of the T.V. His favorite are reruns of The Price is Right. No, but seriously my lunch here at work is in 45min!! :)

Addict

08-20-2002, 01:16 PM

Celery is the magic veggie. It takes more calories to digest celery than celery contains. Negative calorie food.

Gotta love that. ;)

Kyle

08-20-2002, 01:20 PM

I can't stand it when they put celery in tuna or chicken salad or something like that...it's just anoyying eating your smooth tuna and then al of a sudden, some crunchy celery pops into your mouth...it sucks...and you never expect it either

msvtec14

08-20-2002, 01:33 PM

THAT'S WHAT HAPENNED TO ME LAST NIGHT!!! I was eating really goog macaroni salad with chicken in it and then all of a sudden, I tasted it. I felt it. I got loud with my mom. She said that she "forgot" that she put it in there.

TonitrusEN

08-20-2002, 01:38 PM

Did you beat her up?

msvtec14

08-20-2002, 01:45 PM

No, I did not beat my mom up over putting celery in my macaroni salad. THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING MT.BIKER WOULD DO TO ME THOUGH. Hey, I wonder what happened to the guy with the Pontiac...?

TonitrusEN

08-20-2002, 01:47 PM

His break line got cut.. i mean his breaks went out

XdiscontensionX

08-20-2002, 01:54 PM

the only thing worse than celery in your macaroni salad is when you g/f uses mayo that's a *little* past it's prime. :pukey:
all of us were mad sick this weekend.

msvtec14

08-20-2002, 02:02 PM

Wow. That SUCKS!!! I no longer feel bad about my celery situation. That happened to me a few weeks back with tartar sauce :pukey

Kyle

08-20-2002, 09:35 PM

lol, wtf?...tartar sauce...lol

msvtec14

08-21-2002, 12:03 AM

Originally posted by Mobbo
lol, wtf?...tartar sauce...lol

Yeah, it was a really bad scene. There's mayo in that. I think?

Racing Rice

08-21-2002, 07:22 AM

Originally posted by msvtec14

Yeah, it was a really bad scene. There's mayo in that. I think?

Yeah, your right, its like mayo and some kinda relish type stuff..

Any bad dairy products are awful for that matter!:paranoid:

msvtec14

08-21-2002, 07:55 AM

Originally posted by Racing Rice

Yeah, your right, its like mayo and some kinda relish type stuff..

Any bad dairy products are awful for that matter!:paranoid:

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!! That's what's in there?! I hate relish. F that. I was never eating it again anyways after the whole incident that I had when it made me sick. But now I just hate on it.

incubus86

08-21-2002, 07:58 AM

Originally posted by Racing Rice

Any bad dairy products are awful for that matter!:paranoid:

This is the worse.
In college, i went home for a week in the summer, and my roommate stayed at our place. When i get back i dive into the fridge and take the milk out and proceed to drink from the container. Here, my roommate never touched the milk, and You guessed it, mouthful of curd and weigh.

msvtec14

08-21-2002, 08:10 AM

Wow, I feel bad for you! It's pretty safe to assume that I would throw up on the spot if that hapenned to me. When I went to our summer home w/my friends, I had to clean out the fridge for all the beer. I found milk in there. I don't even want to know how old it was. It was not even liquid anymore. I couldn't even pour it out. So gross. I was gagging. :pukey

Addict

08-21-2002, 09:39 AM

TonitrusEN

08-21-2002, 10:07 AM

I once drank half a glass of milk in front of my mom in one long draw, then she told me it was bad

then i tasted it was bad, and dumped it out, then the smell hit me and i started gagging :( :pukey :pukey :pukey

msvtec14

08-21-2002, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by TonitrusEN
I once drank half a glass of milk in front of my mom in one long draw, then she told me it was bad

then i tasted it was bad, and dumped it out, then the smell hit me and i started gagging :( :pukey :pukey :pukey

Honestly, I'm not an evil or mean person and I love my mom A LOT. But if my mom let me drink some nasty ass milk when she knew about it, I'd really have the urge to pour some on her. Or just hold it up to her nose or something.

Racing Rice

08-21-2002, 11:41 AM

:D :D This thread has turned quite funny..

I always check dates before using.

My wife packs my lunches for me in the morning. Sometimes she wouldnt turn the light on just packs it by the morning light coming through the window, well she didnt realize that the bread had gotten moldy over the weekend. I pull my sandwich out of the container and about gagged, green and white bread just isnt for me.. It couldnt be saved it was all over it.

Needless to say, she turns the light on from now on.:o

msvtec14

08-21-2002, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by Racing Rice
:D :D This thread has turned quite funny..

I always check dates before using.

My wife packs my lunches for me in the morning. Sometimes she wouldnt turn the light on just packs it by the morning light coming through the window, well she didnt realize that the break had gotten moldy over the weekend. I pull my sandwich out of the container and about gagged.. It couldnt be saved it was all over it.

Needless to say, she turns the light on from now on.:o

Yo, I feel your pain. One night I stumbled in my house and just started eating this roll and I went upstairs with it and I turned the light on and...it looked very festive with the nice colors of mold on it. I threw it and started yelling.

DsBlu01CivEX

08-21-2002, 12:26 PM

Originally posted by Racing Rice
:D :D This thread has turned quite funny..

I always check dates before using.

My wife packs my lunches for me in the morning. Sometimes she wouldnt turn the light on just packs it by the morning light coming through the window, well she didnt realize that the bread had gotten moldy over the weekend. I pull my sandwich out of the container and about gagged, green and white bread just isnt for me.. It couldnt be saved it was all over it.

Needless to say, she turns the light on from now on.:o

Damn...I remember the day when someone used to make my lunch for me everyday.....ahhhh those were the days.

Back to the topic at hand though...to solve the whole possibility of celery being in your macaroni salad....just don't eat the nasty stuff. I don't know how anyone eats macaroni or potato salad. They smell gross, they look gross....Yuck I just don't like "salads" like that.:pukey

TonitrusEN

08-21-2002, 12:33 PM

Heretic!! Burn herrr! Burn Herr! She turned me into a newt!

Well i got bettah

Addict

08-21-2002, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by TonitrusEN
Heretic!! Burn herrr! Burn Herr! She turned me into a newt!

Well i got bettah
LOL. Classice Python......

msvtec14

08-21-2002, 12:58 PM

But. I like macaroni salad. Just not celery :pukey

Kyle

08-21-2002, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by Civic_Addict

LOL. Classice Python......
lol, yup...monty python and the holy grail rocks tha house

msvtec14

08-22-2002, 02:19 PM

Van Wilder, the National Lampoons movie was REAL funny.

TonitrusEN

08-22-2002, 02:22 PM

Are you stalking me? Cause that would be super...

write that down

msvtec14

08-22-2002, 02:32 PM

I know he says the whole write that down thing but does he say that about the stalking? There was one part that was just nasty...

TonitrusEN

08-22-2002, 04:25 PM

Yea when she hitch hikes a ride in his golf cart, he goes "Are you stalking me? Because that would be super"

msvtec14

08-22-2002, 05:22 PM

I see I see. I think I'm going to watch it again, so I don't have to write stuff down.

richmclaren

08-25-2002, 02:22 AM

Originally posted by incubus86

This is the worse.
In college, i went home for a week in the summer, and my roommate stayed at our place. When i get back i dive into the fridge and take the milk out and proceed to drink from the container. Here, my roommate never touched the milk, and You guessed it, mouthful of curd and weigh.

You guys should meet my friend Steve. He took ten bucks to drink a glass of rotten milk. (Er...maybe you shouldn't meet him.) Have you ever seen the "fat camp" episode of South Park? Kenny does anything for money. Steve's kinda like that.

richmclaren

08-25-2002, 02:23 AM

Originally posted by Civic_Addict
Celery is the magic veggie. It takes more calories to digest celery than celery contains. Negative calorie food.

Gotta love that. ;)

Wow, I didn't know that. You really do learn something new everyday!

DsBlu01CivEX

08-25-2002, 10:52 AM

Originally posted by richmclaren

Wow, I didn't know that. You really do learn something new everyday!

there are a good many "negative calorie" foods. Sure they might now have wonderful nutritional value...but at least you aren't getting the calories.

msvtec14

08-26-2002, 10:25 AM

Heh, I told some of my friends the whole celery thing and now they're all sweatin celery. I guess the same thing happens with carrots from what I heard. Yup. I got surprised again with celery. At a picnic on Sat :pukey