Best penis length/girth according to women?

[bootstrap]

I think all males are blind to this. I'm wondering though, how big is too big, and how small is too small? Mine is roughly 7 inches (yes i measured). I feel sorry for anybody smaller than that, i coudln't imagine what it'd be like to whip it out and have the girl :no:

[Lovebuzz13]

I'm not sure if I should lock this, delete it, or just have fun and answer it....

I'll answer it, then maybe lock it later....

Between 7 and 8 are good, and it's not just length...gotta have the thickness too. No pencil shit.

[Accord Man]

IMO, this will be different for each girl..

If she's really petite, and you pull out an organ thats 8 inches long with of diameter of >2.25in... Well, sh'll be screaming (and bleeding), and that isnt too cool eihter..

But then again, if with the setup mentioned above, you get into her, and she doesnt even blink.. Well, thats sucks just as much..

So I say, anything reasonable is fine, cause you'll just need to find someone whos dimensions will accomodate you well..







Bigger is better!

[Racing Rice]

Most girls that I know are happy with a meaty 7-8 inches, Which works for me just fine.;)

[mt.biker]

being roughly 7inches, my exgf said i was to big; to qualify myself i've only slept with one girl. It depends alot on the girl, the taller she is the more meat she can handle (so to say) the smaller she is the more likely your gonna hit an organ and they find that painful.

i'm interested to hear what other girls other then laura have to say.

[Wren57]

Wow it seems that 7 seems to be the general consensus for length here... at least for the people that have actually posted:D ... im 7.5 inches and well... havent measure around, but its a handfull if you know what I mean... my GF and I have decided against sex until we marry each other or someone else... (we are gonna try really hard to stick with this, although it sometimes seems too tempting to pass up- our 11month is tomorrow)... anyways, I know from being to third (base) that it isnt as much about the size as it is the force put behind it. You can be small and be very forcefull and put a lot behind it and make her bleed, or be big and barely move creating little friction, which she may not feel. Size helps but its actually how you use it...:crazy:

[mt.biker]

guys i think the national average is around 6 1/2 so i'd say we be ahead of the game :)

[Racing Rice]

Originally posted by highlander
I know from being to third (base) that it isnt as much about the size as it is the force put behind it. You can be small and be very forcefull and put a lot behind it and make her bleed, or be big and barely move creating little friction, which she may not feel. Size helps but its actually how you use it...:crazy:

You never want to use force! Just find the right places to hit and you wont even have to break a sweat.;)

[msvtec14]

Originally posted by Racing Rice


You never want to use force! Just find the right places to hit and you wont even have to break a sweat.;)

This is all true. Size really does not matter. In the 2 serious relationships that I've had, my boyfriends were pretty different in size. One was just too big. Scary big. The other was average. In comparison to the average one, the scary big one sucked! It was just there. It's kind of hard to explain. But when it's all huge, there are certain posistions that are just very uncomfortable. And that's no fun. A girl is a certain size and sometimes it just doesn't all fit. Length wise. Girls don't really have THAT much room that far back. But, mind you everyone is different. Maybe a really tall girl has uh more room for hospitality. I'm 5"7".

[Grip72]

IMO...It's not how big your hammer is...it's the nail you're throwing it at, and it's also how ya use it!

[Grip72]

IMO...It's not how big your hammer is...it's the nail you're throwing it at, and it's also how ya use it!

[msvtec14]

Originally posted by Accord17
IMO...It's not how big your hammer is...it's the nail you're throwing it at, and it's also how ya use it!

Huh? Someone I know made fun of someone else I know because of his rumored penis size and he was like, "What's that like for you? Throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

[incubus86]

one night i was with my friend and his girl and penis size got brough up. She started joking with him and started calling him tiny...his response..."Even the mighty oak looks small compared to the grand canyon."

Funniest thing I had heard in a long time.

[Accord Man]

Originally posted by incubus86
one night i was with my friend and his girl and penis size got brough up. She started joking with him and started calling him tiny...his response..."Even the mighty oak looks small compared to the grand canyon."

Funniest thing I had heard in a long time.


OMG, thats soo good.

Though I'd get killed saying something like that..

[msvtec14]

aaaahaaaaaa...That's real messed up though. If I had a boyfriend that was on the smaller side, I WOULD NOT say that. Guys are sensitive about that. But that was a funny thing for your friend to say in his defense.

[msvtec14]

Originally posted by Accord Man



OMG, thats soo good.

Though I'd get killed saying something like that..

Hey, remember the time that you thought that I had a penis?! :D

[Accord Man]

Originally posted by msvtec14


Hey, remember the time that you thought that I had a penis?! :D


hush.. What will the other think?!

;)

[msvtec14]

Originally posted by Accord Man



hush.. What will the other think?!

;)

Sorry but I really did get a kick out of it though ;) It was just funny. I don't know why I got such a rise out of it but I did.

[Accord Man]

Originally posted by msvtec14


Sorry but I really did get a kick out of it though ;) It was just funny. I don't know why I got such a rise out of it but I did.




Are you trying to prove my little man right?



little man = little guy with the hat :D

[msvtec14]

Nooooo!!! I'm not a ho! :no: Car show girls are. They walk around all nude.

[Accord Man]

Originally posted by msvtec14
Nooooo!!! I'm not a ho! :no: Car show girls are. They walk around all nude.

I was only playing.. hope you didnt take me to seriously..
I was just doing that social thing..
;)

Actually, Ho isnt even a word that use..
Except when I sing that Ludacris song *you's a ho...*


Anyways, where are those pics of your car?

[toykilla]

Originally posted by Lovebuzz13


Between 7 and 8 are good, and it's not just length...gotta have the thickness too. No pencil shit.

Doh

[msvtec14]

Originally posted by Accord Man


I was only playing.. hope you didnt take me to seriously..
I was just doing that social thing..
;)

Actually, Ho isnt even a word that use..
Except when I sing that Ludacris song *you's a ho...*


Anyways, where are those pics of your car?

Nah, no offense taken at all. The only pics that I have that I'd be able to post aren't all that cool. They're from last year. Pre kit. Pre drop. My car looked like a monster truck with the gap in my wheel well over my rims. It was funny. At some point next week, my car will be painted :). Also, right now I'm missing my driver's side mirror so I'm waiting on one from Honda ($267.40 :eek: ). That's why I'm not trying to put up pics (if I even knew how) I'm going to take some pics prior to painting. I promise, as soon as I get my car back, I will post pics. I'll post the ones from last year, this year, and after the new paint job.

[Accord Man]

its a deal. :)

[msvtec14]

Yeah, I'm going to have some pretty boy in a thong and a bikini top pose all over my car too! Like all you guys have those girls do at import shows.

[Accord Man]

Originally posted by msvtec14
Yeah, I'm going to have some pretty boy in a thong and a bikini top pose all over my car too! Like all you guys have those girls do at import shows.


I usually have my women pose in a thong and Topless for me..
But I only take mental pictures of them.. :D


Imagine if my family was to see all that..
:eek:

[msvtec14]

Yeah, I was just kidding about that. There is nothing at all that turns me on about a guy in a thong. It's so funny when guys are strippers and they're all waxed and stuff!! I just think it would be funny if a guy exploited himself for me the way that some of these girls do for you guys!! :D

[Accord Man]

Originally posted by msvtec14
Yeah, I was just kidding about that. There is nothing at all that turns me on about a guy in a thong. It's so funny when guys are strippers and they're all waxed and stuff!! I just think it would be funny if a guy exploited himself for me the way that some of these girls do for you guys!! :D

exploitation invokes some sort of unfairness.. These girls do it if their own free will. So unless they'Re mentally challenged how is it unfair?

In all honesty, I'm not the type to pimp these girls.. Simply because, later on in life, when I find the right one for me, I would hate the fact that she's an ex H O.

[TonitrusEN]

*returns his thong and surf board wax*

[msvtec14]

It is true that they do it at thier own free will. The MAJORITY of these girls are not doing it for the right reason. Pretty much with anything that you do in life, you should do it because you want to, because you like it and NOT worry about what people will think about you. These girls do it for attention. Attention that is motivated by what other people think (guys). Some of them also
do it with the hope of snagging one of these guys with the nice cars. I don't think a lot of them have very much self respect. Getting attention from the opposite sex makes them feel better about themselves. But the attention that these guys are giving isn't a genuine intrigue. It's with their boners.

[TonitrusEN]

True.. true..



Tonitrus: Noun, "Ballah, Shot Callah, Really Cool"

[Accord Man]

Wow.. Miss msvtec14, I must say you kinda impressed me with that last post..


And yes, I totally agree.. Humm, that doesnt happen too often.
:bandit:

[msvtec14]

Thank you much. I have this thing with trying to break everything down psychologically. Of course, there are obvious exceptions to that though. There might be a few in the mix of all those girls that really do enjoy the import scene and walking around with what your mamma gave you hanging out. Me personally, I wouldn't enjoy that. I'd much rather sit by my car that's in the show, with clothes on in one of those cool fold up camping chairs with the foot rest and the built in cup holder. If only my car were ready to be in shows...:D

[ebpda9]

ha ha this thread is funny too. but some quick facts:

for guys- the lenght of the palm (from wrist to the top of the middle finger) is roughly the lenght of the penis. i think i'm a fortunate one with a palm of 7.5" ;)


For girls; longer the nose deeper the "cannyon" so guys if you have a big palm better look for a long nose ;) :D :D

and one more fact: the lengt of your foot is from your elbow to your wrist

[Accord Man]

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
ha ha this thread is funny too. but some quick facts:

for guys- the lenght of the palm (from wrist to the top of the middle finger) is roughly the lenght of the penis. i think i'm a fortunate one with a palm of 7.5" ;)


For girls; longer the nose deeper the "cannyon" so guys if you have a big palm better look for a long nose ;) :D :D

and one more fact: the lengt of your foot is from your elbow to your wrist
really??

damn, I'm glad your back hondaman!

[spoogenet]

Gotta love checking the board from work....gotta pass over some threads for a week till I boot up the home 'puter.

My last girlfriend complained a couple times I was too big, depends on the position. She was 5'2".......I never thought anybody would complain about a few inches. :D

Rosy doesn't complain either way..... :eek:

Although I'm not a girl, I certainly can't join the "size doesn't matter" camp of guys in the world. I think size does matter, but it's really 2 sizes that count, yours and hers. It only matters that you've got the right size for her and vice versa.

One of my buddies has this skank ass girlfriend....don't ask why, none of us understand him....but anyways, she's also real dumb....and she talks, constantly.....he even claims during the deed she talks up a storm. Anyways, so he tells us this story one time (no, he doesn't have any dignity) of how he was going down on her and she asked him a question or something....he responded with adding an echo to his voice....she didn't get it. :)

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[mt.biker]

Originally posted by spoogenet
Gotta love checking the board from work....gotta pass over some threads for a week till I boot up the home 'puter.

My last girlfriend complained a couple times I was too big, depends on the position. She was 5'2".......I never thought anybody would complain about a few inches. :D

Rosy doesn't complain either way..... :eek:

Although I'm not a girl, I certainly can't join the "size doesn't matter" camp of guys in the world. I think size does matter, but it's really 2 sizes that count, yours and hers. It only matters that you've got the right size for her and vice versa.

One of my buddies has this skank ass girlfriend....don't ask why, none of us understand him....but anyways, she's also real dumb....and she talks, constantly.....he even claims during the deed she talks up a storm. Anyways, so he tells us this story one time (no, he doesn't have any dignity) of how he was going down on her and she asked him a question or something....he responded with adding an echo to his voice....she didn't get it. :)

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echo?? nasty!

[juvenile]

Originally posted by mt.biker


echo?? nasty!

I'm confused???? :confused:

[Racing Rice]

Originally posted by juvenile


I'm confused???? :confused:

:D :D :D Age shines through! :D :D :D

[mt.biker]

Originally posted by Racing Rice


:D :D :D Age shines through! :D :D :D

LMAO!!! rr so right

[juvenile]

fine, I asked for a ****ing answer, not someone telling me my ****ing age. :rolleyes:

[msvtec14]

GREAT! Now, I'm always going to be staring at guys hands.

[TonitrusEN]

Girls? Meet Sheri.. and Terri..... two girls... utterly infatuated with men who have larger than normal.... madula oblongatas.... :rolleyes:

[msvtec14]

Those kids were gross. It's definitely a big turn on if a guy is really smart though. Just nice to look at sucks sometimes. But those kids had some scary eyebrows.

[TonitrusEN]

<-- no unibrow! down with the unibrow... that and the mullet.. both easily correctable but left un-done... WHY GOD WHY

[mt.biker]

Originally posted by juvenile
fine, I asked for a ****ing answer, not someone telling me my ****ing age. :rolleyes:

the girl that guy was eating out was such a slut she was open (fyi:and it shouldn't be like that) so there was an echo when she had her legs open.

get it now dimitry?

[juvenile]

Originally posted by mt.biker


the girl that guy was eating out was such a slut she was open (fyi:and it shouldn't be like that) so there was an echo when she had her legs open.

get it now dimitry?
yeah if it was phrased a bit better the first time, I would have gotten it off hand.

[bootstrap]

her pussy was as big as a canyon so when you shouted into it you got an echo back

[cutiepy701]

well, Im not a hoe, but I've slept with my fair share....anyways....Me personally I like betwen 6-7 inches, but the widthe HAS to be there. Sometimes when it is too big, it just sits there, kinda hard to explain (no pun intended).
Some guys cant work a big penis, and yes, some positions are definitly painful with a big one. IMO: it really isn't the size of the wave, but the motion in the ocean.
My x-fiance was really really small, but had some width, and I orgasmed every time.....go figure:rolleyes:

[msvtec14]

I'm not going to lie but I need to get some. I hope that doesn't sound bad or anything. I'm just honest.

[Kyle]

I R virgin...

[msvtec14]

What's the I R stand for?

[incubus86]

Originally posted by msvtec14
I'm not going to lie but I need to get some. I hope that doesn't sound bad or anything. I'm just honest.

lets hook up
then we can cuddle.;)

[msvtec14]

Originally posted by incubus86


lets hook up
then we can cuddle.;)

You're going to fly over here?

[incubus86]

didn't think that far ahead

[msvtec14]

You're jumping the gun. You can sleep with my heated, vibrating pillow.

[incubus86]

i'd just help you out with your elmo

[msvtec14]

One hand washes the other. We can help eachother. ;)

[incubus86]

please:)

[msvtec14]

When I was saying you're jumping the gun, I didn't mean it in regard to the cuddling comment. I meant it because you said that you hadn't thought that far ahead about flying here :) I don't make sense a lot of the time when I'm like this. I just read all that.

[spoogenet]

Originally posted by msvtec14
I'm not going to lie but I need to get some. I hope that doesn't sound bad or anything. I'm just honest.

'Round where I tend to spend most of my time (work), girls don't say them kinds of things.....wait a minute, there are hardly any girls anways. But a girl would get jumped by about 50 horny guys making a comment like that.....

:)

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[Accord Man]

this thread is becoming freaky.. in a scary way!

[spoogenet]

Nice sig. :)

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[Accord Man]

Originally posted by spoogenet
Nice sig. :)

b

thanks.

Nothing more than a mere reflection of myself.

;)

[msvtec14]

Originally posted by spoogenet


'Round where I tend to spend most of my time (work), girls don't say them kinds of things.....wait a minute, there are hardly any girls anways. But a girl would get jumped by about 50 horny guys making a comment like that.....

:)

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I would never just randomly say that out loud in front of 50 horny guys or even 1 guy for that matter. If I was some big whore then I wouldn't even be making a comment such as "I need to get some" because I'd be getting some because I would be sleeping with random people. Which is not my style. I was just making an honest comment in a forum that happens to be sex related.

[spoogenet]

Originally posted by msvtec14


I would never just randomly say that out loud in front of 50 horny guys or even 1 guy for that matter. If I was some big whore then I wouldn't even be making a comment such as "I need to get some" because I'd be getting some because I would be sleeping with random people. Which is not my style. I was just making an honest comment in a forum that happens to be sex related.

Whoah, back up Missy. Hope you didn't take my comment in any kind of a negative way.....well actually, it was negative, but negative about my environment, not you. Of course probably just thinking it would get ya jumped. hahahahaa. :D

But good to know you wouldn't do it. :)

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[msvtec14]

Yeah, I'm not going to lie but I did take it in negative way. Honestly, I just thought maybe you were saying that I was not a good girl or something for making a comment such as that. I'm an anti-whore kind of person myself which is probably why I got so defensive. I wasn't trying to be a b*tch with my reply, I just took it the wrong way, ya know? When you're reading something -vs- actually hearing a person say it, you may take it differently than how it was actually meant to sound. :) But yeah, I don't do anything of the sort. I just walk around with a t-shirt that says "I need to get some" rather than actually saying it. Just kidding ;)

[spoogenet]

Haha....I need a whole outfit sporting that slogan! :D

Ah the joys of the written word....I type what I'd say but without the inflections of voice it definitely leaves meaning open for interpretation. That's what I love and hate about online interaction.... :) Don't worry, you didn't come across as a bad person.

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[msvtec14]

Cool. I wonder what would happen if one were to actually wear something stating that. Probably the same thing that happens when I go out in public wearing my tshirt that says MULLET.

[spoogenet]

Grab some hidden cameras and run out for a quick sociological study. :)

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[Zybach]

If its not a whole number can I round up? Like can a 8.5 be a 9inch?

[cutiepy701]

All this sex talk making me horny:rolleyes: