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mt.biker
08-13-2002, 10:04 PM
> I AM CANADIAN
> (the canadian one is actually a commercial and is all true!)

Hey...
I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader...
and I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
>
I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English & French, NOT American.
and I pronounce it 'ABOUT', NOT 'A BOOT'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.

A TOQUE IS A HAT, A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH, AND IT IS PRONOUNCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!!!
CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY! AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!
MY NAME IS ROB!! AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!
ChrisCantSkate
08-13-2002, 10:08 PM
do you own a maple tree farm?
ebpda9
08-13-2002, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by 4thGenlude
do you own a maple tree farm?


LMAO
Kyle
08-13-2002, 11:44 PM
I dont 'really know anyone who pronounces about "A Boot"
Surfr
08-14-2002, 05:32 AM
http://www.iam.ca/

Canada Kicks Ass :)
Mushroom
08-14-2002, 08:09 AM
CKA! I've always spelled it "Touque", though.

My name is Jeff, and I am a Canadian.
TonitrusEN
08-15-2002, 02:35 PM
Canada... Its like a loft apartment over a really great party...


JFWY NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE IM TO PRETTY
Niacin
08-15-2002, 04:26 PM
I was in Canada once for a couple of weeks...I couldn't get used to:

1. Nice people on the streets. This one blew my mind.
2. Really hot chicks. Like Cali girls, but nice. This one blew...I'll stop there.
3. Great weather in the summer.

The bit I didn't like was the 'queueing up for fries with vinegar' culture shock. But, I could get over that.

Max
ShEaNy
08-15-2002, 06:21 PM
lol wow u guys got lots to learn ;) :rolleyes:
mt.biker
08-15-2002, 10:26 PM
ya thats one thing i noticed in the US they dont use vinigar on their fries. you dont know what your missing!

well i'd say for girls. the grass is greener on the otherside of the hill. cali/hawaii girls are nicer then girls in the toronto area (i think anyways) but then again it could be because when i'm in the states i'm that canadian dude they saw the otherday.
Drunkalien
08-16-2002, 02:57 AM
The girls in the toronto area aren't that great but as soon as u go out of the city a bit. Damn you find gold.
Surfr
08-16-2002, 05:16 AM
I can fully recomend Alberta and BC girls :)

so why is it that I'm looking for work way out in New Brunswick... hmm I need to rethink my strategy ;)