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juvenile
08-10-2002, 11:21 AM
INGREDIENTS:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

DIRECTIONS :

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

NOTES:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
Accord Man
08-10-2002, 01:03 PM
LMAO..

that was great.. though it may not be suitable for this board.. humm..
dj_tessai
08-10-2002, 01:29 PM
:D thats funny
ebpda9
08-10-2002, 02:54 PM
LMAO.

if the cake rises leave town ;) ;) ;) ;)
Kyle
08-10-2002, 06:49 PM
lol, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls...lol
ShEaNy
08-10-2002, 06:59 PM
ahahah thats hilarious:cool: :D
Drunkalien
08-11-2002, 04:52 AM
hehe thats pretty funny
incubus86
08-11-2002, 11:18 AM
good one :D
VieT916
08-11-2002, 08:36 PM
LOL! http://forums.clubsi.com/images/icons/laugh1.gif
mt.biker
08-11-2002, 08:41 PM
OMG I haven't laughed so hard in a week. That was dam funny... leave town if bread rises.. or repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

dam that was a funny one dude
cutiepy701
08-12-2002, 01:17 PM
LOLOL.......or change mixing bowls....LMFAO:D :D :D

Good one!!
2000Pimpinex
08-12-2002, 06:29 PM
Hahahaha, thats some funny stuff.