Things to say to drive a man wild

[Whiteclipse99]

I don't know how many of you girls checked out the new issue of Cosmo this month, but I got this from there. I thought it might help some of you ladies who have a hard time trying to talk to guys (me included). Some of them are kind of lame, but I would definitely try out some of the others if I could get over the whole shy bit. I'll have to work on that!


1. Hi, it’s my birthday. Can I have a hug?
2. Is my shirt too see-through?
3. Working out is my second favorite way to sweat.
4. I think we need to hurry up and pay the bill because I want to do things to you that an innocent busboy would never see.
5. Be honest….Do you think these shoes would look better without my clothes on?
6. My nails are wet. Can you grab my keys out of my back pocket?
7. It’s Full Body Massage Friday for anyone named [insert his name here]
8. Can you settle a debate? My friend says boxers, but I think you go commando.
9. You don’t want to lose this napkin….it has my number on it.
10. We have whipped cram but no ice cream. Hmmm..what can we put it on?
11. Would you rub my shoulders? I’m so sore from my gymnastics class.
12. Leaving so soon? Too bad, I was just about to hit on you.
13. I’ll bet you 10 bucks that you can’t take off my bra with one hand.
14. Honey, I dropped the soap! Can you come in here and help me find it?
15. I’m naked, and you have 20 minutes to get to my place before I start putting my clothes back on.
16. Can you remove your pants? It’s a matter of national security.
17. Why talk when there are so many other fun ways to use our mouths?
18. I always sleep naked. And you?
19. Could you smell my neck and tell me what you think of this scent?
20. What gym do you go to? It looks like you’re there a lot.
21. If you can guess the dirty thing I’m thinking about, I promise to try it with you when we get home.
22. I’d love to show you my tattoo, but I’ll get arrested if I do it in public.
23. I’ve had a really tough day, and I need to release some tension. Any ideas?
24. Wanna sample my new lip gloss? (I like this one because I'm addicted to lip gloss)
25. Excuse me, aren’t you that model from the underwear ads?
26. Here’s my cell. Call your roommate to say you won’t be coming home tonight.
27. My friends and I took a poll, and you were voted sexiest guy in the bar.
28. Can I use some of your sunscreen? I always get burned along my bikini line.
29. This shirt is itchy. I wish I could take it off right now.
30. Hi, I’m conducting a sew survey for Cosmo, and I was hoping you would let me take some measurements.

[mt.biker]

yup yup, those lines drive men wild. But you can't say them and not mean it, that would just be wrong.



21. If you can guess the dirty thing I’m thinking about, I promise to try it with you when we get home.
becareful if you use this one, getting inside a guys mind can be dangerous hehe:D

[ChrisCantSkate]

i would just be stunned if i herd a girl say one of those..... and i 100% agree with biker, dont sya them if you dont mean it... its evil

[DsBlu01CivEX]

That's what girls do though....tease. We're all pro at it, whether we admit it or not!!! But yes it would just be mean to say it and not mean it. I'd use some of them though....and mean them.

[Lovebuzz13]

I'd shoot myself in the foot before any of those lines came out of my mouth.

I pick up too many guys, but I don't know how I do it. I usually act really uninterested (which most of the time I am), and for some reason they're just drawn to me.

[toykilla]

Thats all Cosmo could come up with? They all sound more like jokes to me.

[Whiteclipse99]

Originally posted by toykilla
Thats all Cosmo could come up with? They all sound more like jokes to me.



Then tell us, what would your list consist of?

[mt.biker]

Originally posted by Whiteclipse99




Then tell us, what would your list consist of?
Erin you sure you want to go down that road?

[Whiteclipse99]

Originally posted by mt.biker

Erin you sure you want to go down that road?

Yeah, I know, really! What was I thinking when I typed that?! :D

[DsBlu01CivEX]

Did Toykilla's repsonse show up like 500 times for everyone else??? or was it just me?




Note: It actually wasn't 500 times it was more like 3. I tend to exaggerate sometimes.:paranoid:

[spoogenet]

Just about every one of those would drive me away unless it were my girlfriend saying it (assuming I had a girlfriend).

Couple of pennies for ya.

b

[bootstrap]

Originally posted by spoogenet
Just about every one of those would drive me away unless it were my girlfriend saying it (assuming I had a girlfriend).

Couple of pennies for ya.

b

basically, if some girl said "its my b-day, give me a hug!!" to me, i'd either walk away and think about what a desperate dumb whore she is, or i'd give her a hug and walk away thinking about what a desperate dumb whore she was...

[ShEaNy]

LOL ahaha ....ya toykills response did come up three times lol..hey toykill any updates on that beast engine yet? ;) :cool:

[mt.biker]

Originally posted by bootstrap


basically, if some girl said "its my b-day, give me a hug!!" to me, i'd either walk away and think about what a desperate dumb whore she is, or i'd give her a hug and walk away thinking about what a desperate dumb whore she was...

bro has anyone called you harsh lately?

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by mt.biker


bro has anyone called you harsh lately?

i dunno about you but if i'd ever hear one of those lines adressed to me i'll start running away.

[mt.biker]

Originally posted by hondaman-iac


i dunno about you but if i'd ever hear one of those lines adressed to me i'll start running away.

well i think it all depends on who it comes from, if its a girl you know and its her birthday and to top it off you didn't get her anything but you normally do. Well then i dont think the hug thing is such a big deal. Some girl i dont know says this, i'd say "i dont pay for sex" or something to that effect.

[Lovebuzz13]

Yes it did come up like 3 times, but that's deleted now. I fixed it :)

[toykilla]

Originally posted by Whiteclipse99




Then tell us, what would your list consist of?


wanna ****?

[Whiteclipse99]

Originally posted by toykilla



wanna ****?


Real smooth. :rolleyes:

[mt.biker]

Originally posted by Whiteclipse99



Real smooth. :rolleyes:

Erin your talking about saying this to a guy, you dont need to be smooth. Smoothness is only important to girls, guys couldn't care less.

[bootstrap]

my girl always complains i'm not "tactful" enough... mabye she'll realize someday that i just don't give a **** how i say things as long as i'm getting the message across

[cutiepy701]

Um, I think the lines are pretty lame also, except the one about the lip gloss is pretty good, and the dirty act that your thinking about. But maybe some of them would work, Im not shy so maybe the shy girls should try em out and let us know if it works!;) :yes:

[toykilla]

Originally posted by cutiepy701
Um, I think the lines are pretty lame also, except the one about the lip gloss is pretty good, and the dirty act that your thinking about. But maybe some of them would work, Im not shy so maybe the shy girls should try em out and let us know if it works!;) :yes:

I cant stand the taste of lip gloss on a girls lips so that would be a major turn off for me...