juvenile
06-11-2002, 07:24 PM
TAKEN FROM ANOTHER BOARD. NOT MY POINT OF VIEW. MEANT TO BE A JOKE ALSO. DO NOT TELL ME I'M A RACIST BASTARD OR ANYTHING OF THAT SORT. I AM ACTUALLY A RELIGIOUS PERSON AND FOR THE MOST PART, DO NOT THINK LIKE THIS. IT IS JUST A JOKE. THANKS. READ ON.
just got this in an email... thought it was funny and something to think about.
To ensure we Americans never offend
anyone -- particularly fanatics intent on
killing us, U.S. Airport Screeners will
not be allowed to "profile" certain
people.
They will continue random searches of
80-year-old women,
little kids, airline pilots with proper
identification, Secret Service agents
who are members of the President's
security detail, 85-year old
Congressmen with metal hips, and
Medal of Honor winning former
Governors.
But, let's pause a moment and take the
following test...
In 1972 at the Munich Olympics,
athletes were kidnapped and massacred
by:
(a) Olga Corbett
(b) Sitting Bull
(c) Arnold Schwartzeneger
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was
taken over by:
(a) Lost Norwegians
(b) Elvis
(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
During the 1980's a number of
Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon
by:
(a) John Dillinger
(b) The King of Sweden
(c) The Boy Scouts
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in
Beirut was blown up by:
(a) A pizza delivery boy
(b) Pee Wee Herman
(c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow
news day
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40.
In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro
was hijacked, and a 70 year old
American passenger was murdered and
thrown overboard by:
(a) The Smurfs
(b) Davy Jones
(c) The Little Mermaid
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40.
In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at
Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver was
murdered by:
(a) Captain Kid
(b) Charles Lindberg
(c) Mother Teresa
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was
bombed by:
(a) Scooby Doo
(b) The Tooth Fairy
(c) Butch Cassidy and The Sundance
Kid.
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1993 the World Trade Center was
bombed the first time by:
(a) Richard Simmons
(b) Grandma Moses
(c) Michael Jordan
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya
and Tanzania were bombed by:
(a) Mr. Rogers
(b) Hillary, to distract attention from
Wild Bill's women problems
(c) The World Wrestling Federation to
promote to promote Summer Slam
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
On 9-11-2001, four airliners were
hijacked, smashed into the World
Trade Center and the Pentagon,
and thousands of people were killed
by:
(a) Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy
Duck, and Elmer Fudd
(b) The Supreme Court of Florida
(c) Mr. Bean
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
In 2002 the United States fought a war
in Afghanistan against:
(a) Enron
(b) The Lutheran Church
(c) The NFL
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was
kidnapped and murdered by:
(a) Bonny and Clyde
(b) Captain Kangaroo
(c) Billy Graham
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
Hmmm... Nope, no patterns anywhere
to justify profiling.
just got this in an email... thought it was funny and something to think about.
To ensure we Americans never offend
anyone -- particularly fanatics intent on
killing us, U.S. Airport Screeners will
not be allowed to "profile" certain
people.
They will continue random searches of
80-year-old women,
little kids, airline pilots with proper
identification, Secret Service agents
who are members of the President's
security detail, 85-year old
Congressmen with metal hips, and
Medal of Honor winning former
Governors.
But, let's pause a moment and take the
following test...
In 1972 at the Munich Olympics,
athletes were kidnapped and massacred
by:
(a) Olga Corbett
(b) Sitting Bull
(c) Arnold Schwartzeneger
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was
taken over by:
(a) Lost Norwegians
(b) Elvis
(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
During the 1980's a number of
Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon
by:
(a) John Dillinger
(b) The King of Sweden
(c) The Boy Scouts
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in
Beirut was blown up by:
(a) A pizza delivery boy
(b) Pee Wee Herman
(c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow
news day
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40.
In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro
was hijacked, and a 70 year old
American passenger was murdered and
thrown overboard by:
(a) The Smurfs
(b) Davy Jones
(c) The Little Mermaid
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40.
In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at
Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver was
murdered by:
(a) Captain Kid
(b) Charles Lindberg
(c) Mother Teresa
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was
bombed by:
(a) Scooby Doo
(b) The Tooth Fairy
(c) Butch Cassidy and The Sundance
Kid.
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1993 the World Trade Center was
bombed the first time by:
(a) Richard Simmons
(b) Grandma Moses
(c) Michael Jordan
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya
and Tanzania were bombed by:
(a) Mr. Rogers
(b) Hillary, to distract attention from
Wild Bill's women problems
(c) The World Wrestling Federation to
promote to promote Summer Slam
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
On 9-11-2001, four airliners were
hijacked, smashed into the World
Trade Center and the Pentagon,
and thousands of people were killed
by:
(a) Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy
Duck, and Elmer Fudd
(b) The Supreme Court of Florida
(c) Mr. Bean
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
In 2002 the United States fought a war
in Afghanistan against:
(a) Enron
(b) The Lutheran Church
(c) The NFL
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was
kidnapped and murdered by:
(a) Bonny and Clyde
(b) Captain Kangaroo
(c) Billy Graham
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
Hmmm... Nope, no patterns anywhere
to justify profiling.