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[mt.biker]

....from his local neighbourhood. A michevious teenage band of outlaws (hehe it doesn't start that way)

This update goes back to mid. september when juv (aka dimirty) had his locks filled with plastic so he had to use the remote key entry to get into his car. He then had to open his car up to fix this locks. At the time we thought nothing of it, it seemed to be an isolated incedent.

More recently he had his car egged. It was chris gossell from our school along with his younger friend who did it.

It seems to be an on goign thing with a small group of people at our school, they seem to hate us because we have a car.

Today signs the start of the war!

As i pulled up to dimitry's car (6car spots ahead) we saw trung and will playing football. will then threw the football towards dimitry's car, trung conventently missed the ball. I then gunned it and slammed on the breaks right by them.

When i talked to them i got a hostle attitude from them. I warned them if they touch the cars again i would take them down. The message didn't go over well. One of the guys threw another football at his car and missed. then one guy walked around to the passenger side door (its locke) he hit the window as i pulled away. I drove up to the top of the street and pulled a U-turn with screeming tires. I then sat their in nuteral thinking about racing down the street and hopping the curb. Dimitry talked me out of it.

We decided to contact our school staff about this. So we went to the office and they said they would contact these people and if it happens again they would call the police and lay charges themselves.

My dont even talk to these people, at the beginning of the year we were almost friends with them. Then one of them seemed to turn on us, so im thinking he is talking shit about us.

I've decided i wont be driving to school for the next few days but dimitry doesnt have that kind luck (i live 25min away).

Need some advice here guys, i could have alot of things done to these people some of which i will not type (dont mean to sound all gangstar or shit so sorry), but i'm sick of this shit happened and the fact i can't drive to school because of these punks.

So wise people of hondastyle please pour out your wisedom!

[ebpda9]

get a gun and shoot them

[FeelMyRide]

Hire someone to kill them or to break their knee caps so they can't go back to school.

[Maxvla]

:godfather:

[mt.biker]

i like the first two ideas!:cool: :bandit: :crazy:

[ChrisCantSkate]

anyone can hurt someone, try to humiliate them or to make them look like pieces of shit, expecialy in front of large crowds or hot girls, thats the worse. if you want any of my evil ideas, just let me know. do they ride bikes? i think it would be funny if a front tire happen to fall of while they are riding, or their brakes misteriously stoped working on them. or next time they throw a ball at the car, keep an ice pick or something, pop the ball and throw it back to them.

[Kyle]

kick them in the balls, take them in the bathroom, take all their clothes off...and then kick them out in the hallway:eek:

[juvenile]

Ummm, there are 2-3 of us (so far, MUAHAHAHAHA :D ) and like 7 of them. Yeah. So we need something without exposing ourselves. Like tireshine on their car's tires (parent's cars I guess). Slip and slide my friends, slip and slide.

[Wren57]

Ok I typed out a really long detailed post with 10 great ways to F*** with them but for some reason it didnt work so Im trying again, only this time I will be more brief

You have entered the specialty of Highlander... I know every way possible to mess with someones car, causing them much misery without causing tons of permanent damage

Here they are
5) Remove windshield wiper blades (this is worse than it sounds)
4) Gum in Valve Stems
3) Tampons in gas tank (Tampons expand, soak up all fuel and get in fuel lines- requires dissasembly of fuel lines and cell)
2) Get a potato gun and drive-by potato their windows while they are away

And my personal favorite which DOES cause lots damage-
1) Obtain high-guage wiring and run it through the loop in their driveshaft and through several suspension components in their rear axle... when they turn their car on, everything gets ripped out... just make sure you use gloves while looping it around... cops are pesky lil buggers


Of course, with any of these you risk investigation, and if there is a history between you and the others, you may be a prime suspect... the last one is very risky and I would not recommend doing if they know you... the others are mainly just inconveniences, most of which people would not bother to report..


Have fun, and most importantly, dont get caught
:D :cool:

[ChrisCantSkate]

if its RWD put a long zip-tie on the drive shaft, it makes a little noise thats annoying as hell. but dosnt cause any damage.

[juvenile]

They don't own cars. And their parent's cars...well I really don't want to involve inocent bystanders. Also the guy who's talking shit about us, his parents + sis who DO drive their car are actually nice people. :yes:

Stupid esse punks...:mad:

[spoogenet]

Don't be a vigilante. It sounds to me like you've got more to lose than they do.....and if that's the case, trust me, you'll lose.

Don't do anything to them yourself. Just try to get them in as much trouble as possible with authorities. Vandalism is a crime. If you stoop to their level, you're no better than the common thugs they are.

It may sound like the wussy way out.....but they can do much worse to you than they've done so far. The more you threaten them, the more it encourages them to do. They probably thrive on the thrill of your threats.

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[TruHeel142]

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
get a gun and shoot them

I couldn't of said it better myself!

[juvenile]

We actually didn't threaten them
But since they got a talk with the VP (Vice Principle) and a call home from her, when me or rob walk by, one of the kids in a loud voice (on purpose so we could hear) "There goes a rat walking, over there down the hall."
or "Stupid punk kids."

And shit like that.