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TruHeel142
06-06-2002, 09:16 PM
Well, this is a first-hannd guide to getting a really really bad stomach ache.
1) First off, havee some Bacardi Silver....wOw, thats some strong stuff, good though:yes: .
2)Next, gete ready too coook. Throw in a pan the folowng: lots of butter, cucumber bits, noodles, and lots of cheese. Then put on high and add lots of various salts and spices. Let heat for 5 minutes or so, and then eat.
3)Now, get out a bagel. Put lots of butter back on a pan, and put the bagel on top. Proceeede by cooking for a while, and then eat.
4)Now tosss som ice cream in a bowl and sqirt lotss of choclate ontop. And eat.t
Thats how u get a really nice stomch ache! Now i need some damn pepto bismal!
Wren57
06-06-2002, 09:24 PM
Sounds like you had a nice little party last night... hehe I did too... how about my planning last night:
1) Grab about 10 cases of Dr Pepper (for 18 people)
2) Melt a 5lb block of Sharp Cheddar Cheese
3) Get chips with LOTS of salt and dip them in cheese
4) Each eat at least 1lb worth of meat on a hamburger
5) Dr Pepper Floats
6) Sour Skittles for everyone
7) Shotgun some Dr Peppers (hey im 17, lay off)
8) Wake up and report to work at 8:30 wearing a big grin cause you know you have a nightlife and your boss doesnt
:yes:
94_AcCoRd_EX
06-06-2002, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by TruHeel142
Bacardi Silver....wOw, thats some strong stuff,
:D Its only like 5%, but anyway, why did you eat all of that crap with it? :crazy:
94_AcCoRd_EX
06-06-2002, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by highlander
7) Shotgun some Dr Peppers (hey im 17, lay off)
HAHA, that's some funny stuff man :D
TruHeel142
06-06-2002, 09:32 PM
I'm not sure:no:
FeelMyRide
06-06-2002, 09:56 PM
Have chinese food, shots of Bicardi Limon, sour candy, chocolate milk, Oil & Vinegar Chips and a chicken caesar salad and enjoy the rest of your night.
mt.biker
06-06-2002, 10:04 PM
i dunno i must have a strong stomach, cause all these sound dam good! well all but the first one :pukey :pukey :pukey
FMR that sounds dam good, makes me hungry.
juvenile
06-06-2002, 10:47 PM
Dr Pepper isn't an alcohol drink. I'm all confused????
Wren57
06-06-2002, 10:58 PM
Sure its not alcoholic... as long as you dont mix it with bourbon;) :D
mylittlecivic
06-07-2002, 01:52 AM
Originally posted by juvenile
Dr Pepper isn't an alcohol drink. I'm all confused????
Its soda pop! but belive me if you drink too much soda pop you cant wind down:eek: im addicted to the stuff :paranoid:
hey im only almost 17 years old and i cant resist the alcohol :bow:
ebpda9
06-07-2002, 10:05 AM
here is my guide for a nice stomach ache:
wake up and the first thing light up a cigarrete, drin a black cofee, then have another cigarette. after you get to work have some ice cold dr pepper and in 2 hours you will have the nicest stomach avhe in the world. do that for 2-3 years everyday and get an ulcer
Maxvla
06-07-2002, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by highlander
Sounds like you had a nice little party last night... hehe I did too... how about my planning last night:
1) Grab about 10 cases of Dr Pepper (for 18 people)
2) Melt a 5lb block of Sharp Cheddar Cheese
3) Get chips with LOTS of salt and dip them in cheese
4) Each eat at least 1lb worth of meat on a hamburger
5) Dr Pepper Floats
6) Sour Skittles for everyone
7) Shotgun some Dr Peppers (hey im 17, lay off)
8) Wake up and report to work at 8:30 wearing a big grin cause you know you have a nightlife and your boss doesnt
:yes:
sounds good... just make sure that cheese is velveta. :yes:
juvenile
06-07-2002, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by hondaman-iac
here is my guide for a nice stomach ache:
wake up and the first thing light up a cigarrete, drin a black cofee, then have another cigarette. after you get to work have some ice cold dr pepper and in 2 hours you will have the nicest stomach avhe in the world. do that for 2-3 years everyday and get an ulcer
wtf is wrong with you? :crazy:
tightteg52
06-07-2002, 01:37 PM
I must say Bacardi Silver is my favorite malt drink! me and true had it for the first time last night and OMG!!! beats the snot out of smirnoff! Same alcohol conten but the Bacardi hits you alot harder then smirnoff!! But tummy aches all i have to do is eat had a ulcer for 3 years now and its prolly acid reflux but who cares ya only live once enjoy it!!! On a side note no drink is better then a good ol fashioned scre driver my mom got me hooked on those 3 4th of julys ago!!!yes my mom started me drinkin when i was 14 she figures its better to have me drinkin at home then out with friends bein dumb! so THANKS MA!!! :bow: bacardi silver :bow: screw drivers (not the tool)!!!!
ChrisCantSkate
06-07-2002, 01:57 PM
beer... killians irsh red.... thats all i want. not that fruity drink
Originally posted by juvenile
wtf is wrong with you? :crazy:
yeah dude...thats grose
tightteg52
06-08-2002, 01:03 AM
I would like to be the first to say HANG OVER from what i heard when he came home last night (friday) he got shit faced why cause work can do that to ya and i hope to god when i come in at 9 hes feelin alright hes do in at 8
mt.biker
06-08-2002, 07:37 AM
Originally posted by tightteg52
I would like to be the first to say HANG OVER from what i heard when he came home last night (friday) he got shit faced why cause work can do that to ya and i hope to god when i come in at 9 hes feelin alright hes do in at 8
*scratches head* am i missing something here?
juvenile
06-08-2002, 09:44 AM
Him and his friend (TruHeal I presume) work together.
After that kinda night, TT hopes TruHeal will feel alright since he has to start work at 8 and TT at 9.
I'm guessing that's what he meant
mt.biker
06-08-2002, 04:45 PM
oh ic i thought everyone here spoke english JFWY
juvenile
06-08-2002, 05:45 PM
Yeah I had to use a couple different dictionaries for that.
Harder than French homework. :D
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