Joke of the Day [Archive]

mylittlecivic

06-05-2002, 01:33 AM

Joke of the Day

A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself,
"I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving,
he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was
totaled. "My BMW! My BMW!" he sobbed.

A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding!
And my god, your left arm is gone!"

The lawyer, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

HA Ha stupid prep :D

ebpda9

06-05-2002, 01:34 AM

lol

watcha doing girl ? trying to take my spot of the HS joker ? j/k

94_AcCoRd_EX

06-05-2002, 01:48 AM

Haha, let the joke wars begin! :crazy:

mylittlecivic

06-05-2002, 02:06 AM

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
lol

watcha doing girl ? trying to take my spot of the HS joker ? j/k

:P nah i couldnt take the place of you
:bow: guess i'll have to be the "jokette" lol;)

juvenile

06-05-2002, 06:57 AM

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
lol

watcha doing girl ? trying to take my spot of the HS joker ? j/k

your spot? me and biker dominate HS with jokes...you're nothing compared to us...junior! :D

NooNz

06-05-2002, 10:24 AM

hey i've had my share of jokes too on this board!!!!....

NooNz

06-05-2002, 10:26 AM

i stopped posting jokes b/c people started gettin mad about all there were too many jokes on the OT board......

i'd be more than happy to start posting jokes once again!....

juvenile

06-05-2002, 01:50 PM

Originally posted by NooNz
i stopped posting jokes b/c people started gettin mad about all there were too many jokes on the OT board......

i'd be more than happy to start posting jokes once again!....
post post post :yes: :bow: :yes: :D

Violent Apathy

06-05-2002, 02:54 PM

:D :D :D

mylittlecivic

06-05-2002, 03:00 PM

we must hear the good ones :yes:

ebpda9

06-05-2002, 03:16 PM

http://www.absolutefreehumor.com/clips/kangaroos.jpg

mylittlecivic

06-05-2002, 03:18 PM

lmao!:D

Kyle

06-05-2002, 03:40 PM

hahaha
nice pics!

heartbreakkid

06-05-2002, 07:38 PM

lmao hahahahha that's sum hilarious pix man

mt.biker

06-05-2002, 08:58 PM

I liked them all

the no kid one is kinda wrong though