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ebpda9
04-25-2002, 09:18 PM
10. Reach in and grab the giblets.
9. Whew... that's one terrific spread!
8. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
6. Talk about a huge breast!
5. "And he forces his way into the end zone."
4. She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.
3. It's cool whip time!
2. If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst.
1. It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.

tightteg52
04-25-2002, 09:21 PM
lol where are you gettin these?

ebpda9
04-25-2002, 09:24 PM
my lil' secret :D gotta make up for the 3 earlier

ebpda9
04-25-2002, 09:25 PM
and i want 12 more posts tonite ;)

94_AcCoRd_EX
04-25-2002, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by hondaman-iac
and i want 12 more posts tonite ;)

:rolleyes: Funny joke though.

mylittlecivic
04-25-2002, 11:07 PM
lol:D