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tightteg52
04-22-2002, 02:16 PM
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, “You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it, and it would taste better if you bought one at a time.”
The Irishman replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other is in Australia, and I’m in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each o’me brothers and one for me self.”
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way:
He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.”
The Irishman looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs.
“Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,” he explains, “It’s just that me wife had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. But it hasn’t affected me brothers though.”

90civiclxryder
04-22-2002, 05:29 PM
lol, thats good. this site has a lot of good jokes posted

mylittlecivic
04-22-2002, 06:24 PM
hhahah! :D

94_AcCoRd_EX
04-22-2002, 06:58 PM
Lol, someone just e-mailed me that joke :D

ebpda9
04-22-2002, 07:19 PM
LMAO

DsBlu01CivEX
04-22-2002, 08:03 PM
:D :D ha that's some good shiz right there. Nothing like bein Irish!!!! ;)

tightteg52
04-24-2002, 07:54 PM
i love them irish!!

juvenile
04-24-2002, 08:05 PM
lol yeah that is good! :D

tightteg52
04-24-2002, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by juvenile
lol yeah that is good! :D

takes a bow thank you thank you!! hehe

NooNz
04-24-2002, 08:08 PM
haha...amazing....ahh needed a good laugh!...ahaha

LudeBitch
04-24-2002, 08:09 PM
that was pretty damn funny :D