Goods and bads of life

[C's 94 InTeGrA]

1.Good: Your wifes not talking to you
Bad:she wants a divorce
Ugly: Shes a lawyer

2. Good:Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

3. Good: your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies in there
Ugly: You're in them

4.Good: Your husband and you agree no more kids
Bad: You cant find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter took them

5.Good: your husband understands fashion
Bad:Hes a crossdresser
Ugly: He looks better than you do

6. Good: You give your daughter the birds and the bees talk
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections

7. Good:your son is dating someone new
Bad: Its another man
Ugly: Hes your best friend

and the last good bad and ugly
8.Good: Your daughter has a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
WAY UGLY: she makes more money than you

Chris's 94 Teg

[Accord Man]

LOL that damn funny!!

:D :D

[tightteg52]

oh oh me and bad car jsut made one up!!!

Good: Your finaly getting on TV

Bad its the jerry springer show

Ugly: your wife of six years reveals shes a man


GOOD:your daughter gets a job in show biz


BAD: shes a stripper

UGLY: Her grandfather sees her at a show

[mylittlecivic]

LOL thats some funy stuff:D

[Maxvla]

Good: You finally get that dream sports car you always wanted

Bad: You find out its stolen

Ugly: Cops reposses it cause it was involved in a murder but promise to return it.

Absolutely horrible: Cops turn it into mincemeat looking for clues and your out your dough. better luck next time.

SMILE! :)

[NooNz]

good: see a hot lookin girl at a club
bad: not into you but into your best friend
ugly: notice that she has an adam's apple and 'bulge' down there...

:D

[Maxvla]

Originally posted by NooNz
good: see a hot lookin girl at a club
bad: not into you but into your best friend
ugly: notice that she has an adam's apple and 'bulge' down there...

:D

i'd be glad... that s"he" wasn't into me. my friend can have her/him all he wants... lol.

[DsBlu01CivEX]

hahaha dude C's you have some really good finds!!!

[ebpda9]

lmao

[Whiteclipse99]

LOL :D

[BottLeFedCivIc]

Hahahahaha :D :D

[94_AcCoRd_EX]

LMAO, those are funny :D

[TruHeel142]

hahahaha, there's some good laughs today!!! Keep em up

[Honda_Gurl]

u guys are too funny :D

[TruHeel142]

good: you won a free intake!!!

bad: you don't feel any hp gains....

ugly: it says RACTIVE on the side and sounds like a motorcycle:pukey

hehe, I'm not hating on ractive:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[TruHeel142]

good: you find a porn movie in your room

bad: your mom's on the cover

UGLY: you still watch it:eek:

[C's 94 InTeGrA]

Ok damit now u bring up the whole Ractive situation again. thanx a lot.. actually i am proud of my ractive exhaust thank u....haha.. no i wouldnt buy an intake from them either..

[tightteg52]

Originally posted by TruHeel142
good: you won a free intake!!!

bad: you don't feel any hp gains....

ugly: it says RACTIVE on the side and sounds like a motorcycle:pukey

hehe, I'm not hating on ractive:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

sweet one man!! haha!!

[NooNz]

Originally posted by TruHeel142
good: you find a porn movie in your room

bad: your mom's on the cover

UGLY: you still watch it:eek:

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
haha....

[tightteg52]

Originally posted by NooNz


EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
haha....

ahhhhh i just saw that! gross!!!