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DsBlu01CivEX
04-19-2002, 07:14 PM
A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying: "God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and goodbye grandpa." The father said, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little girl said "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. Father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: "God bless mommy, God bless daddy and good-bye grandma. Next day the grandmother died. My gosh, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say "God bless mommy and good-bye daddy." He practically went into shock. Couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be OK. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life." She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch."

4jacks
04-19-2002, 07:24 PM
:eek:

That's WRONG !

toykilla
04-19-2002, 07:46 PM
where do you come up with this crap. lol

CombatKit47
04-19-2002, 08:22 PM
that was great:D :D

mylittlecivic
04-19-2002, 09:46 PM
wtf? :D

Quist
04-19-2002, 10:21 PM
You really have a lot of time on your hands huh???

Between this and the 69 thing....hmmmm I dont know.

J/K your post are interesting ;) ;) ;)

tightteg52
04-19-2002, 10:30 PM
LOL THAT WAS F"N GREAT!!!!!

Maxvla
04-19-2002, 10:53 PM
lovin' it... keep up the nice finds... (applies to everyone)

ebpda9
04-19-2002, 11:53 PM
LOL

DsBlu01CivEX
04-20-2002, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by toykilla
where do you come up with this crap. lol

People email this stuff to me. And I know when I normally get on here I come in shifting gears for a laugh at the end of a hard day. So, I'm just tryin to pull my own weight around here and post the ones that are umm...the most interesting and that I think will get a good laugh! I'm all about smilin all the time and makin other people smile.:) ;)

slowEJ6
04-20-2002, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by tightteg52
LOL THAT WAS F"N GREAT!!!!!

BottLeFedCivIc
04-22-2002, 06:47 AM
hahaha... That was great!!! :D :D

94_AcCoRd_EX
04-22-2002, 12:52 PM
hahaha, that's some funny stuff :D

Honda_Gurl
04-22-2002, 01:09 PM
:D :D LOL