Geez is this what we really have to look forward to? [Archive]

mylittlecivic

04-10-2002, 01:09 AM

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
The 5 stages of a woman's life:
1. To grow up.
2. To fill out.
3. To slim down.
4. To hold it in.
5. To hell with it.

Thats kind of funny
where did you get that?

KwikR6

04-10-2002, 10:40 AM

:D good stuff.

Whiteclipse99

04-10-2002, 04:39 PM

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
The 5 stages of a woman's life:
1. To grow up.
2. To fill out.
3. To slim down.
4. To hold it in.
5. To hell with it.

If those are supposed to be the 5 stages of my life, man I got jipped on stage 2. Sure I filled out places (places I didn't want to fill out), but what the heck happend to my boobs?:eek: Geez, no filling out there, hehe!

toykilla

04-10-2002, 05:09 PM

lol

Incubus

04-10-2002, 07:34 PM

Wow.........that just blew the whole aura of feminine mystery out of the water!
Now I understand women much better.......now to just figure out a way to put it to use!

Don't forget you can fit excersize in between a number or two so as to delay the onset of the next number on the list!:D

2000Pimpinex

04-10-2002, 07:46 PM

Originally posted by Whiteclipse99

If those are supposed to be the 5 stages of my life, man I got jipped on stage 2. Sure I filled out places (places I didn't want to fill out), but what the heck happend to my boobs?:eek: Geez, no filling out there, hehe!

I'm sure its ok. Everyone grows differently. Some small and some big. No biggie!
:D

DsBlu01CivEX

04-10-2002, 09:56 PM

Originally posted by mylittlecivic

Thats kind of funny
where did you get that?

My old neighbor from when I lived in Hawaii sent it to me. I thought it was funny myself.

Told ya erin! Some guys like girls with small boobs...those would be your guys who like big asses or long legs....You just need to find one of those guys!

And I'm speedin right through life. I'm already on stage 4. that is unless of course we can bounce back and forth between stages. God I hope not!

Incubus

04-10-2002, 10:52 PM

I'm the president of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee!!!!:D

DsBlu01CivEX

04-10-2002, 10:55 PM

Youre a guy...I'd hope you wouldnt have big boobs!!! I hate seein guys with bigger boobs than me....And I am by no means small cheasted!!!!

FeelMyRide

04-10-2002, 11:03 PM

LMAO!
Too bad I can't be on Incubus' commitee ;) ;)

DsBlu01CivEX

04-10-2002, 11:09 PM

Julie you and I can start our own comittee...

toykilla

04-10-2002, 11:09 PM

boobs (mmmm):D :D

mylittlecivic

04-11-2002, 01:00 AM

I think i filled out too much in that department:rolleyes:

Honda_Gurl

04-11-2002, 10:40 AM

Whiteclipse99

04-11-2002, 11:15 AM

It's nice to know I'm not the only one Honda_Gurl! :)

KwikR6

04-11-2002, 01:58 PM

Originally posted by toykilla
boobs (mmmm):D :D
enough said...:yes:

Incubus

04-11-2002, 08:25 PM

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Youre a guy...I'd hope you wouldnt have big boobs!!! I hate seein guys with bigger boobs than me....And I am by no means small cheasted!!!!

:D I wasn't saying I had boobs! I'm a guy, and if I did have a set of knockers I'd work out like crazy! Well, I work out now, but I don't have a rack........I meant I'm more of a B or C type guy versus a D......but I'm happy with whatever comes my way! hehe

toykilla

04-11-2002, 09:05 PM

I like hand fulls. If it takes 2 hands to hold 1, its too big. If 1 doesnt fill a hand, its too small. Thats how I go about it, I have to test them out, looks can be decieving. ;)

FeelMyRide

04-11-2002, 09:07 PM

oOoOoOoOoOoh boy!
;)

DsBlu01CivEX

04-11-2002, 09:15 PM

Originally posted by toykilla
I like hand fulls. If it takes 2 hands to hold 1, its too big. If 1 doesnt fill a hand, its too small. Thats how I go about it, I have to test them out, looks can be decieving. ;)

I've actually heard that from my guy friends. So I know there are more guys out there that think like you. Guess I'm gonna have to stop lookin for tall guys and just look for guys with bigger hands! :D

FeelMyRide

04-11-2002, 09:16 PM

:D :D ;)

Whiteclipse99

04-11-2002, 11:27 PM

Yeah right D! You'll always have a thing for tall guys. We need to go to more basketball games!

Honda_Gurl

04-12-2002, 10:03 AM

Originally posted by toykilla
I like hand fulls. If it takes 2 hands to hold 1, its too big. If 1 doesnt fill a hand, its too small. Thats how I go about it, I have to test them out, looks can be decieving. ;)

thats so funny cause i've heard that from other guys too. i guess not all guys love huge boobs :D i would say i've got a handfull, so i guess that's at least a good thing ;)

girzgotcarzz

04-12-2002, 12:36 PM

Originally posted by Incubus
I'm the president of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee!!!!:D

I guess that would make me the vice president....LMAO!!!!!!!!

Incubus

04-12-2002, 02:11 PM

Hey you know what they say about guys with big hands............;)

Honda_Gurl

04-12-2002, 02:26 PM

...they have lots of fun with themselves :D

Kyle

04-12-2002, 11:31 PM

I actually prefer "petite" breasts over extremely large breasts usually...it's all about the nice stomach and nice legs/ass;)

FeelMyRide

04-13-2002, 12:12 AM

Originally posted by Honda_Gurl
...they have lots of fun with themselves :D

LMAO.. just give them time alone

ebpda9

04-13-2002, 01:53 AM

yeah i don't like big breasts either, like the ones if they will hit you will knock you unscouncious (spelling???);)

DsBlu01CivEX

04-14-2002, 03:10 PM

It's not like I'm Dolly Parton huge or anything...but if a guy's lookin for a hand full then I can't be datin a guy with small hands! And yes Erin we do need to check out more Basketball games.:D ;)

Whiteclipse99

04-14-2002, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by Incubus
I'm the president of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee!!!!:D

I'm already a memeber!:D

toykilla

04-15-2002, 10:49 PM

Originally posted by Incubus
Hey you know what they say about guys with big hands............;)

Yea, but they have already proven that wrong with you. :D :D :D j/k

toykilla

04-15-2002, 10:52 PM

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
It's not like I'm Dolly Parton huge or anything...

Its really not about the size of the breast for me, I kinda like whats at the end of them. But thats me, breasts arent a big thing really. DONT GET ME WRONG, they are nice to have but im more of an eye man. I love sexy, seductive eyes. mmmmmm :yes:

toykilla

04-15-2002, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by Honda_Gurl
...they have lots of fun with themselves :D

I've always noticed that my right arm has always been stronger than my left. I wonder why....:rolleyes:

Jade_96_teg

05-13-2002, 10:53 AM

"I've always noticed that my right arm has always been stronger than my left. I wonder why...."

Is that so... Must spend alot of time alone huh?

Whiteclipse99

05-16-2002, 11:50 AM

Why is it that guys are more than willing to share that with everyone! All my guy friend do too! Honestly, I don't really want to know!! :no: :D

FasterThanLight

05-16-2002, 12:25 PM

Why is it that guys are more than willing to share that with everyone

why aren't more girls willing to share that with everyone?!? it's free fun...

KwikR6

05-16-2002, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by FasterThanLight

why aren't more girls willing to share that with everyone?!? it's free fun...
That's the real question!!!!

DsBlu01CivEX

05-16-2002, 06:54 PM

There is an older lady that I work with that'll tell ya that she mastrubates if you really want to hear a female say that she does. For chicks that's sort of a taboo subject. It doesn't sound right comin out of a chicks mouth. I dunno....oh and Rob, you could have made your post like a sentence in length by saying "As long as the girl is proportioned correctly and looks good....IT'S ALL GOOD BABY" or something to that effect. You ramble just like me!

FasterThanLight

05-16-2002, 07:36 PM

. For chicks that's sort of a taboo subject. It doesn't sound right comin out of a chicks mouth

out here in 'krazy kali' it's not such a taboo subject for girls to talk about... not that i've noticed anyway. it's actually a relief to hear women talk about that, and on certain levels arousing... because it's always been taboo. not only that, but there seems to be a growing trend for females to be just as openly nasty as guys always have been...:D i swear kids these days have no morals whatsoever;)j/k but i remember back when i was a youngster, the first time i heard any of my friends talking about jerking off, i was like "what a bunch of weirdos!!" now, they're still wierd, but for entirely different reasons. :yes:

Whiteclipse99

05-18-2002, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
There is an older lady that I work with that'll tell ya that she mastrubates if you really want to hear a female say that she does.

Ok, I work at the same place you do and how come I don't know about this? Who is it?...do share

Whiteclipse99

05-18-2002, 01:40 PM

And I also am wondering why, even if a guy has a gf or wife, that they still jerk off. Aren't we enough?

FeelMyRide

05-18-2002, 06:37 PM

Originally posted by mt.biker

can you have sex a few times a day for weeks on end? i'm guessing not, and thats where the jerking off cums in! hehe

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: and they wanna how guys got their bad reputations

FeelMyRide

05-18-2002, 10:35 PM

Originally posted by mt.biker

if you dont want an answer dont ask the question!

simple as that, silly girls ya never learn

I always tried to give the guys the benefit of the doubt.. but thanks Rob! You showed me the light!!!

DsBlu01CivEX

05-19-2002, 09:19 AM

Erin, you guessed who it was right away already at work. and if i type her name in here it means nothing to the people on here other than us cuz they don't know her.

and I say let the guys mastrubate. Cuz if we "allow" them to do that then we get to do what we want without hearin them b**ch about it. Gotta make it a give and take relationship.

DsBlu01CivEX

05-19-2002, 12:47 PM

thats why i put "allowed" in the quotes. I was sorta doin it as a joke. and some guys wouldn't like the fact that i go dancing every friday night...they could b*tch about that or the fact that I go shopping or to car shows if they aren't into that.....there could be a multitude of things that a potential bf of mine could b*tch at me for if he didn't like it.

AzN4LiFe86

05-19-2002, 07:05 PM

ok..out of those 5 stages of the women's lives i don't seem to get 3 of it..mayb its cus im not female....sigh* :pukey

DsBlu01CivEX

05-21-2002, 02:36 PM

Originally posted by AzN4LiFe86
ok..out of those 5 stages of the women's lives i don't seem to get 3 of it..mayb its cus im not female....sigh* :pukey

dude which 3 don't you get? I think they are pretty self-explanitory...but if you need help I will explain them. Just need to know which ones you don't get.

DsBlu01CivEX

05-21-2002, 08:13 PM

a woman gets to a point in her life where she just says "to hell with it" and stops worryin about what she looks like to everyone but herself and just enjoys life. Granted some women don't reach that point before they die and some reach it in their 20s.

FeelMyRide

05-21-2002, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by mt.biker

guys when you see this stage hit run for tha hills, now i know why older men find younger women!:eek:

:eek: thats messed up Rob! you're gonna have to sleep on the couch for that one..

Whiteclipse99

05-22-2002, 11:52 AM

Originally posted by FeelMyRide

:eek: thats messed up Rob! you're gonna have to sleep on the couch for that one..

:D :D :D Awww, poor guy!

Whiteclipse99

05-23-2002, 11:21 AM

Sure!....but there won't be any "hooking up"! :D

Whiteclipse99

05-26-2002, 08:25 PM

Perfect, cause I'm not that kind of girl. :)

SilverHX4Me

05-26-2002, 09:55 PM

looking through the pages of this thread is it just me or is this thread completely ot? i thought the girls forum was for the girls to talk and help eachother out with car related stuff? i dont know if its just me but it seems this forum is going to waste and being whored up with pointless crap. the thread itself wasnt pointless crap but the 5 pages of babble seems a bit much..