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DsBlu01CivEX
03-21-2002, 10:47 PM
This was sent to me in an email...thought I'd share it...they have a decent idea here....


Federal Aviation Administration
800 Independence Avenue SW
Washington DC 20591

Dear Sirs:

I have the solution for preventing hijackings and, at the same time,
getting our airline industry back on its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked
women, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with
strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a
naked woman and, of course, every businessman in this country would
start flying again in hopes of seeing a naked woman.

We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have
record sales. Now why didn't Congress think of this?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
ebpda9
03-21-2002, 11:47 PM
lmao. great ideea
2000Pimpinex
03-22-2002, 06:30 AM
Funny, but not all terrorists are muslims. There goes that idea.
Whtehnda93DXSdn
03-22-2002, 09:39 AM
hmmmmm I think I would pick up a few more flights to see that action...I mean it would make the friendly skies even friendlier...:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:
2000Pimpinex
03-22-2002, 09:40 AM
I work at Delta and see the flight attendents everyday. It would be nice to get a show but ohh well. They have to stay professional.
TruHeel142
03-22-2002, 11:25 AM
hehe, fine with me. I'm planning on being a pilot, so after a long flight, it'd be nice to have them standing there to help me get off, i mean undress, i mean exit through the hole, i mean, nevermind ;):eek:
94_AcCoRd_EX
03-22-2002, 12:51 PM
Lol, sounds good to me...
Quist
03-22-2002, 04:32 PM
If thats the case whats the longest flight???
Accord Man
03-22-2002, 04:46 PM
yumm.. Thats a very interesting idea..

:eek: :yes:
DsBlu01CivEX
03-22-2002, 07:30 PM
Good point about not all terrorist being muslims....there the muslims go gettin a bad name now....geez Funny how a girl posts this and all guys respond positively....interesting :yes: :yes: :D :D

I thought it was funny...i have a weird sense of humor though...
Addict
03-26-2002, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Good point about not all terrorist being muslims....there the muslims go gettin a bad name now....geez Funny how a girl posts this and all guys respond positively....interesting :yes: :yes: :D :D

I thought it was funny...i have a weird sense of humor though...

Did you think we'd respond negatively to naked women? Come on now.....;)
Racing Rice
03-26-2002, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by Civic_Addict


Did you think we'd respond negatively to naked women? Come on now.....;)

That depends on what the naked women look like..;) :D