tightteg52
02-11-2002, 12:21 PM
Ok today class i am going to teach you the basics in driving, not following these will have consequences.
Lesson 1 the turn signal: Now against popular beliefe(sp) the turn signal is your FRIEND on 99% of all modern cars, there is a steering coloum in whcih you steering wheel is held now most people have not noticed the paddle on the left hand side, by pressing it to the down position it will signal that you want to move to the left hand lane and will do so when it is safe and will NOT endanger others. By pushing that same paddle to the upward position you can signal that you would like to move to the right lane when it is safe to do so. now these same motions also work for turning onto roads either left or right. try it trust me it worsk. Now just because you have signalled that that is the lane or road you want to move to it must be safe and no other cars in the way or close area, contrary to popular beliefe(SP) it is not changed in in shape or form by the car you drive for example the guy in the yugo as the right to be in the same lane as a lexus.
Lesson 2 red lights: Now on most modern roads we have these things called stoplights. when red you are to stop on green you are to go and yellow slow down cause it is about to turn red. Now it is legal to make a righ hand turn when the light is red ONLYAFTER COMMING TO A COMPLETE STOP> you may not proceed to make a right hand turn without stopping doing so is illegal and dangerous once again the lexus does not have the right to go with out stopping niether does the yugo!!
Lesson 3 riding another persons bumber: Now yes it is common knoledge that integras have very attractive rear ends if you ride it you will become very very acustom to it for i wil slam on brakes (brake check) for you need to maintain a safe following distance of at least one car length. for this i will refer to a bumper sticker i once saw on a PARKED note i say parked van i was not tailgating it but it read and i quote "if you can read this i can slam on my brakes and sue you" end quote.
Lesson 4 results of breaking rules: Now by breaking these rules of the road you will be shown one or more of the possible outcomes
1:My favorite finger the one between the pointer and ring finger.
2:if we are going to the same spot i will gladly give you a free yesthats right i said free demonstration on how the blinker works.
3: if what you did was repeated over again or just down right dangerous i will contact the proper law enforcement to schedule a class on how to drive for you.
4: you get to pay for my new backend.
Explanation of why i wrote this out will be posted around 11 o clock tonight when i return home from work.
PS my fellow mods please do not lock/delete this thread i posted it for a reason and a 11 tonight you will understand my reasoning!!!!:yes: :yes: :yes: :cool: :eek:
Lesson 1 the turn signal: Now against popular beliefe(sp) the turn signal is your FRIEND on 99% of all modern cars, there is a steering coloum in whcih you steering wheel is held now most people have not noticed the paddle on the left hand side, by pressing it to the down position it will signal that you want to move to the left hand lane and will do so when it is safe and will NOT endanger others. By pushing that same paddle to the upward position you can signal that you would like to move to the right lane when it is safe to do so. now these same motions also work for turning onto roads either left or right. try it trust me it worsk. Now just because you have signalled that that is the lane or road you want to move to it must be safe and no other cars in the way or close area, contrary to popular beliefe(SP) it is not changed in in shape or form by the car you drive for example the guy in the yugo as the right to be in the same lane as a lexus.
Lesson 2 red lights: Now on most modern roads we have these things called stoplights. when red you are to stop on green you are to go and yellow slow down cause it is about to turn red. Now it is legal to make a righ hand turn when the light is red ONLYAFTER COMMING TO A COMPLETE STOP> you may not proceed to make a right hand turn without stopping doing so is illegal and dangerous once again the lexus does not have the right to go with out stopping niether does the yugo!!
Lesson 3 riding another persons bumber: Now yes it is common knoledge that integras have very attractive rear ends if you ride it you will become very very acustom to it for i wil slam on brakes (brake check) for you need to maintain a safe following distance of at least one car length. for this i will refer to a bumper sticker i once saw on a PARKED note i say parked van i was not tailgating it but it read and i quote "if you can read this i can slam on my brakes and sue you" end quote.
Lesson 4 results of breaking rules: Now by breaking these rules of the road you will be shown one or more of the possible outcomes
1:My favorite finger the one between the pointer and ring finger.
2:if we are going to the same spot i will gladly give you a free yesthats right i said free demonstration on how the blinker works.
3: if what you did was repeated over again or just down right dangerous i will contact the proper law enforcement to schedule a class on how to drive for you.
4: you get to pay for my new backend.
Explanation of why i wrote this out will be posted around 11 o clock tonight when i return home from work.
PS my fellow mods please do not lock/delete this thread i posted it for a reason and a 11 tonight you will understand my reasoning!!!!:yes: :yes: :yes: :cool: :eek: