I'll take two, please

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http://videos.streetfire.net/video/Top-Gear-Audi-RS6-Avant_169783.htm

The Audi RS6 Avant. A station wagon (ignore the limeys calling it an "estate car". They also call a trunk a "boot"...assholes) with a 572whp twin turbo V10 (MotorTrend quotes the numbers around 640hp so I'm guessing that's engine hp). I soooooo want one of these. It's unnecessary. It's heavy. It's over-powered. It is everything that we Americans hold dear. Plus it's fast...mid 4 second 0-60 from a station wagon. Sadly, those douche bags at Audi have no current plans to bring it stateside. Though it's just as well, I suppose. It costs 140,000 Euros which, given the current worth of the dollar worldwide, probably equals roughly $3 Billion USD. A man can dream, can't he? Suck on that, Cayenne.

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badass!!!!!

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What I want to know is why the hell this is coming out of Germany. This thing is so American it should come with a lifetime supply of McDonald's burgers and fries (supersized, of course). I mean...we had station wagons here for damn near half a century until those dipshit SUVs killed them off and to my knowledge none of them were anything remotely considered high performance. Also, take into account the station wagon's hayday...the 60's and early 70's. A time when Detroit was just itching for an excuse to put a big block and a trac-pack into anything with 4 wheels. And now we get this from the fucking Germans? If any of you besides myself have ever been to Germany, you'll know their idea of a full size car is what we would call a roller skate. What we call "soccer", they call "football" (or "futball") and what we call "football" the call "war crimes". So how do the Germans know how to be American better than Americans?