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CD5Passion
01-05-2007, 05:02 PM
Top 10 Reasons
Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus


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10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to
give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over
his brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you
stop.

GT40FIED
01-05-2007, 05:31 PM
:D :D :D :werd:

Robert
01-05-2007, 06:56 PM
lame

CD5Passion
01-05-2007, 08:18 PM
lame

dear mr self righteous,

get a sense of humor

Love,
me

ebpda9
01-06-2007, 11:08 AM
this is awesome and true

Mischief
01-06-2007, 12:06 PM
hahah that's hilarious

ChrisCantSkate
01-07-2007, 06:39 AM
dear mr self righteous,

get a sense of humor

Love,
me
remember when you flipped out over him saying jap... and that wasnt even him clearly making fun of something...this is and its going to offend someone and you know it. taking direct shots at Christianity will always piss someone off. if you replaced religion with jesus it would be funnier imo, but whatever. just my perspective on it.

CD5Passion
01-07-2007, 10:32 AM
remember when you flipped out over him saying jap... and that wasnt even him clearly making fun of something...this is and its going to offend someone and you know it. taking direct shots at Christianity will always piss someone off. if you replaced religion with jesus it would be funnier imo, but whatever. just my perspective on it.

there is a small difference, Chris, that is I didn't write this, I thought it was humorous (although true). I merely reposted it.

If i recall correctly, I didn't freak out. I simply asked him not to use the word, he refused to respect my request. I work in a way that, if I don't have respect given to me, I don't give it.

my direct quote
would you please not use the term japs, thanks

which was responded with disrespect
japs is not ment racial, you are hyper sensative.

No offense was meant to you Chris. You know I love ya man in a platonic way of course

Grip72
01-07-2007, 03:25 PM
i didn't read this

but my first impression was "there is proof of beer"

ChrisCantSkate
01-07-2007, 07:52 PM
darin no worries, im not at all offended, i just call em like i see em.

GT40FIED
01-07-2007, 09:24 PM
Wouldn't it actually be MORE offensive if it were a blanket statement about religion? I mean, as it stands it's only "offensive" to christians (or at least the ones without a sense of humor...I think most thinking people would get a chuckle from it regardless of their faith). That's a fraction of the religious populace.

And #4 really only works with Jesus.