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KwikR6
07-31-2006, 10:35 PM
Seriously. I bought green bananna's today from the grocery store. They taste funny. Am i going to die?

Wren57
07-31-2006, 11:01 PM
no, they just aren't ripe yet :D

dabouncerx24
08-01-2006, 12:04 AM
I sure hope so :).

ChrisCantSkate
08-01-2006, 12:04 AM
give em a few days

GT40FIED
08-01-2006, 03:48 AM
Derek...how do you live to be as old as you are and not know that green bananas just aren't ripe yet? :D Was it all crunchy, too? Unripe bananas are just gross.

Mischief
08-01-2006, 06:29 AM
You won't die but you'll get a horrible taste in your mouth.

Racing Rice
08-01-2006, 07:04 AM
That's the best part about bananas.. They are one of those foods that never really go bad. Yes, if they are unripe or to ripe they taste like shit but they won't harm you.

Just FYI, Bananas rippen faster in the heat. If you want to keep them more solid for longer put them in the fridge once they are ripe. They will still turn brown, but they will not get soft and mushy and still taste fine.

KwikR6
08-01-2006, 09:13 AM
Holy crap do they taste like shit and leave this odd film in my mouth. So that's how a chick feels?

GT40FIED
08-01-2006, 09:20 AM
Holy crap do they taste like shit and leave this odd film in my mouth. So that's how a chick feels?

Somehow I don't see a chick puting a green cock in her mouth. :D

Mischief
08-01-2006, 02:14 PM
To make them ripen faster put them in a paper bag with an apple and roll the top of the bag shut.

ChrisCantSkate
08-01-2006, 02:30 PM
what kind of hippie stuff is that? we always just hung them and left em out in the kicken hanging and they turn in a day or 2..

Grip72
08-01-2006, 02:43 PM
Somehow I don't see a chick puting a green cock in her mouth. :D
you've never painted it?

CD5Passion
08-01-2006, 03:04 PM
:banana:
haha this is one hell of a thread

IALuder
08-01-2006, 03:42 PM
lol, i hate bananas period. regardless of what color.

CD5Passion
08-01-2006, 04:17 PM
lol, i hate bananas period. regardless of what color.

you sir are crazy

KwikR6
08-01-2006, 06:44 PM
Okay their turning normal color now. And they are starting to taste better.

HondaImpaler
08-01-2006, 08:05 PM
Thats when they're best, not quite yellow and a touch of green

IALuder
08-01-2006, 09:27 PM
BOO BANANAS....

this kinda reminded me of the dancing banana singing PBJ TIME!

Wren57
08-01-2006, 10:52 PM
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KwikR6
08-01-2006, 11:13 PM
Thats when they're best, not quite yellow and a touch of green
They are actually delicious tonight. Best bananna out of the bunch right here.

BIG DANCING BANANNA!

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f231/Magalette/weird%20shit/dancingbanana.gif
Wren has the best post in this thread. haha

Mischief
08-01-2006, 11:24 PM
peanut butter jelly time!

KwikR6
08-02-2006, 06:46 AM
No way dude. Peanut butter and bananna's. Get it straight haha

HondaImpaler
08-02-2006, 08:26 AM
Peanut butter and dill pickles is better.

KwikR6
08-02-2006, 01:29 PM
Are you pregnant?

IALuder
08-02-2006, 01:41 PM
lol, dill pickles......must be pregnant. way to go racing rice.

Grip72
08-02-2006, 03:18 PM
mmm relish and cheez whiz..or relish and peanut butter

Racing Rice
08-02-2006, 05:19 PM
No way dude. Peanut butter and bananna's. Get it straight haha


Fuck yeah.. Peanut butter and banana sadnwiches own you in the fucking face..

IALuder
08-02-2006, 06:42 PM
lol, owned you avatar in the face......fuck bananas.

Mischief
08-02-2006, 08:00 PM
lol, owned you avatar in the face......fuck bananas.
woah woah woah, there will be no banana bashing in this thread

KwikR6
08-02-2006, 10:35 PM
Fuck yeah.. Peanut butter and banana sadnwiches own you in the fucking face..
They kill you in the face that's how good they are.

HondaImpaler
08-02-2006, 11:43 PM
They kill you in the face that's how good they are.

If that's so then peanut butter and dill pickles suck your soul, cremate your body then spread the ashes over moldy bread and watch flies lay eggs on them.

KwikR6
08-03-2006, 08:10 AM
Wow. That's pretty good.

You know what's even better then that. When someone does your dishes for you. I fucking hate doing dishes.

Racing Rice
08-03-2006, 08:41 AM
Bananas make Kelly smile..

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/fireflyDZ/grillz.jpg

Addict
08-03-2006, 08:45 AM
Dude this thread is reatrded as hell. How the hell did you not know green bananas are unripe? GT has teh right idea. How have you managed to live this long?

Mischief
08-03-2006, 11:10 AM
Leave it to a Canadian to know nothing about the properties of a banana.

IALuder
08-03-2006, 01:22 PM
lol, fuck canada and none knowledge of bananas

ChrisCantSkate
08-03-2006, 04:56 PM
On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yeild but on a banana its just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at?

Wren57
08-03-2006, 05:35 PM
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said, "No... but I would like a regular banana later, so, yeah."

KwikR6
08-03-2006, 07:50 PM
I dunno guys. How I've made it this long. The dumb canadian strikes again :flick: For shits sakes my original post in this thread was a joke. I'm quite aware of bananna's being green then yellow. I was just making a redicilious thread to create some traffic and a laugh or two...which worked again. :irked:

GT40FIED
08-03-2006, 08:09 PM
You suck at teh webernet. :D

Addict
08-03-2006, 09:01 PM
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said, "No... but I would like a regular banana later, so, yeah."
Mitch Hedberg