Double you tee eff?

[GT40FIED]

Seriously...what the hell? I'm walking into my bathroom and I feel this prick in the side of my foot. "No big deal" I think. I go to my bathroom, take a piss, and *BAM*...look down and there's blood all over the floor. It looks like The Shining or some shit. What the hell? I rinsed off my foot in the shower and only found that one small puncture wound on the side of my foot. Somehow it got all over the bottom of my foot and bled more than any tiny wound has any right to. Luckily the bathroom floor in linoleum...and I had toilet paper to clean it up and make a useful bandage. Stupid unknown sharp objects (I still don't know what cut me).

[pdiggitydogg]

i hate it when that happens

[dabouncerx24]

Think about all that pressure on your foot from your body weight, any tiny vessel that is ruptured can bleed more than they have the right to. And yes, I really hate foot-cuts...those hurt a lot becuz it is constantly being bothered by walking.

[KwikR6]

I hate when shit like that happens.

Maybe it was a mini garden gnome?

[ebpda9]

or a government conspitacy in order to avoid you throwing out the current government

[GT40FIED]

Yeah...that was my first thought too. But given the probabilities of uncertainty of where I'd walk (especially since I was mildly intoxicated and walking in no distinct pattern), I think it's beyond the capabilities of current technology.:D

Oh...and it still hurts.

[KwikR6]

Aren't garden gnomes wasted all the time. If not...they sure do look like they are. So I bet he was smashed and just recognized the stumble and realized that..hey...i know this walk...and then poked you.