An American Haunting

[GT40FIED]

If you're asking yourself "should I see this?", the answer is yes. One precaution...make sure your face is securely fastened on, because it is about to be rocked off. This movie is pretty fucked. And by fucked, I mean awesome. I'm not going to summarize the plot because it's best left to your imagination. It's part "Blair Witch Project" (which I say cautiously because that movie sucked...but the premise was cool) and part "Exorcism Of Emily Rose". For those who haven't watched "Emily Rose", that movie kicked as much ass as this film does. Go do it...now! It's sort of like "0h n0z! mY b0dY h@z b33n $t0ld3d!!111!1eleven!". I never thought I'd say this, but a Sutherland (Donald) has finally tuirned in a good performance. Fuck Keifer and his "24" bullshit...his dad is the real deal. Although they never explain why a man obviously in his late 60s (at least) has young children. Tony Randall is jealous...if he's not dead, that is.

[KwikR6]

Never heard of the movie. hrm...

[GT40FIED]

That's because it's an AMERICAN haunting. Not a Canadian haunting. We don't want you folks in the great white north to see our shit!:D

Maybe the title stems from an early script draft where the ghost was an arrogant bloodthirsty moron ignorant of the world around him but then they later changed it to a badass entity that you never see. That...or because it takes place in America. You decide.:D

Oh...and the trailer is on Apple's Quicktime site.

[KwikR6]

Fine then. You don't get any canadian bacon :flick:

[GT40FIED]

Isn't that the movie with John Candy?

Oh...and Canadian bacon (the food) sucks ass.

[KwikR6]

Yeah it is the movie with john candy

and frankly. I'm getting sick of bacon...and pork in general actually i have no interest in it.

[GT40FIED]

Stir fry pork owns you. And if you really wanna know how shitty bacon can be, go to England. They boil their fuckin' bacon. Yeesh.

[KwikR6]

They boil their bacon. WTF? That's sick dude. It woudln't be crispy.