You are all assholes

[JDMFantasy2k]

Way to wish me a happy birthday fuckers :flick:

god even Darin gets a happy b-day :rolleyes:

[pdiggitydogg]

psh when have I made a happy bday thread? Im immune from assholery :D

happy birthday anyway

hey, its c0ng0_b0ng0's birthday too

[GT40FIED]

Pshhh. Boo hoo. I'm sure your girl will make up for that later.:D

Hell...last year I spent my birthday by myself in Pittsburg. Only people that remembered were my mom and brother. Now THAT sucked.

[IALuder]

i figured if i made the thread 2 days from now you would see. so i didnt make it. jeez.

have a good one. :drunk:

[CD5Passion]

happy birthday Will:wave:

[Wren57]

happy birthday... only 2 more :cool:

[ChrisCantSkate]

happy birthday

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by pdiggitydogg
hey, its c0ng0_b0ng0's birthday too
maybe will is c0ng0_b0ngo :od

happy birthday

[Racing Rice]

Originally posted by JDMFantasy2k
Way to wish me a happy birthday fuckers :flick:

god even Darin gets a happy b-day :rolleyes:

Suck it up, nobody wished me a Happy B-day either you whiner.:D

[ShEaNy]

Happy bday...whiner :) hehe :bandit:

[JDMFantasy2k]

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
maybe will is c0ng0_b0ngo :od

happy birthday

wasn't he that fag that was banned like everyday a year ago?


Originally posted by GT40FIED
Pshhh. Boo hoo. I'm sure your girl will make up for that later.

Hell...last year I spent my birthday by myself in Pittsburg. Only people that remembered were my mom and brother. Now THAT sucked.

A. she has her period on my B-day, wtf is that shit .

B. And i have you beat in the worst birthday department. My 17th B-day sucked the worse because my dad forgot about it, then we got in a huge fight, and then he passed away on 4 days later without me having talked to him since our fight :|

[pdiggitydogg]

Period? So what? :confused:
Its just lube :D

[Racing Rice]

Originally posted by pdiggitydogg
Period? So what? :confused:
Its just lube :D

No doubt, be a man... Earn those wings.;)

[JDMFantasy2k]

good god that is gross. I'm not sticking my tool into anything that bleedes

[pdiggitydogg]

it bleeds 5/30 days...thats 16% of the time
Get used to it!

[Mischief]

dude don't do it, trust me on this one.. it sounds a good idea at the time when you're drunk and horny, but the morning after all you can think of is "why the fuck did I do that?"

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by JDMFantasy2k
good god that is gross. I'm not sticking my tool into anything that bleedes

Sounds like someone has a little castration anxiety. Never bothered me. Sex is sex. Not like you're goin' down on her.:D

And yes...your worst birthday story beats mine.:|

[Mischief]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Sounds like someone has a little castration anxiety. Never bothered me. Sex is sex. Not like you're goin' down on her.:D

yea but the next day your cuticles have blood in them and shit.. and don't ever grind on her if she's naked and you're wearing underwear.. holy fucking disgusting.. I think I need to be sober more often

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Mischief
yea but the next day your cuticles have blood in them and shit..

Ummm...ever hear of soap?:D

and don't ever grind on her if she's naked and you're wearing underwear.. holy fucking disgusting

Not sure why I'd do that anyway. Seriously...Chris...stay off the sauce.:D

[Mischief]

dude let me just say.. that was one bad drunken night..

[JDMFantasy2k]

sounds like you guys got some nasty girls or something.

[Racing Rice]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Ummm...ever hear of soap?:D

Damn, now there is an idea. Dude you don't have to stick your fingers in it! Be a man, try it atleast once. You never know, you might like it. If your that scared, do it in the shower so you can wash it off really quick.:D