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drdingo21
12-13-2005, 06:51 PM
I received my gifts from p-diggs! Thanks!

Per the rules here are the pics
http://tinypic.com/illnx2.jpg

Another shot
http://tinypic.com/illnro.jpg


One that really caught my eye
http://tinypic.com/illpjn.jpg


Incase you were unaware, we have two cats that I hate

Fat Ass
http://tinypic.com/illpvk.jpg

And kiki (I kinda like her. But hate the fat one)
http://tinypic.com/illq4g.jpg



I figured I would use Kiki as a test subject to witness the ass-kicking power of the Ninjas.
I loaded the first ninja to send him on his mission
http://tinypic.com/illr45.jpg

Two seconds before Kiki got her ass kicked.
http://tinypic.com/illqgw.jpg
The attack went off with out a hitch. She was completely shocked when the Ninja kicked her in the ass.


I then turned to primary target, Fat ass.
I took the picture right before impact. If you look closely you can see the look of fearleness on his face before impact.
http://tinypic.com/illsur.jpg



Cleary, the tubby one was to much for 1 Ninja. So I decided to break out the big guns.
This Ninja is so badd-ass they had to send him disassembled. I assume he is disassembled so he doesn't cause problems during shipping (like whooping someone's ass).
http://tinypic.com/illtnb.jpg


Instructions? HA!
http://tinypic.com/illu0z.jpg


After about 35 minutes I came up with this
http://tinypic.com/illu89.jpg

I decided to read the instructions.

Here he is.
http://tinypic.com/illvte.jpg


Here he is fully equipped and ready to kick some cat ass.
http://tinypic.com/illw6s.jpg

Clearly from the previous fight, tubby shit is too much for 1 ninja. So I loaded the other 4, then went on the hunt.
http://tinypic.com/illwep.jpg


Heres Kiki. The bitch wants to play with her sting, but it's the fat one I seek.
http://tinypic.com/illwtd.jpg

I looked all over and couldn't find the dip shit anywhere. I even tried shaking an empty cupcake box, nothing. Then I found him. Cowering under the bed like a pussy
http://tinypic.com/illx6p.jpg

Throwing some twinkies around lured him out (stupid fat shit)
http://tinypic.com/illz6f.jpg


I wish the battle could of happened where you couldn't see the cord for my electric blanket, but this battle was far to epic to pass up.
http://tinypic.com/illzyo.jpg


The battle wasn't going well for the lone Ninja. Good thing he has back-up. Seconds before the attack.
http://tinypic.com/ilm1wp.jpg


Unforunatly in the battle the light were destroyed. I was able to replace the bulb and this was what I saw.
http://tinypic.com/ilm2br.jpg


An awesome victory for the ninjas.


Oh, and thanks again p-diggs.

IALuder
12-13-2005, 07:21 PM
lol hahahahahahaha. oh damn.

mylittlecivic
12-13-2005, 07:50 PM
cats:zombie:

cool gifts!

Mischief
12-13-2005, 08:08 PM
hahaahahahah I laughed so hard... thanks pdiggs and dingo for the laughs

pdiggitydogg
12-13-2005, 08:08 PM
:D
Im surprised you got them so fast. I was thinking, "Hmm, ninja gun....oh and caffeine to keep you awake while flinging ninjas....and what the hell, a bigger ninja too"
Im glad to see theyre already in good use of attacking cats!

Wren57
12-13-2005, 08:55 PM
hahah thats awesome

ebpda9
12-13-2005, 08:58 PM
lmao, that's awesome

Grip72
12-13-2005, 09:21 PM
hahah you're such a loser..hahahahha....jfwy that was great

dabouncerx24
12-14-2005, 04:58 AM
Haha, nice job making that whole thing.

ChrisCantSkate
12-14-2005, 07:42 AM
haha thats funny

Rob
12-14-2005, 09:06 AM
:D

Racing Rice
12-14-2005, 12:18 PM
DrDingo, PETA is coming for you. You better get those Ninja ready, mang. :D

AzCivic
12-15-2005, 10:00 PM
:D :D

great ninja story and great gifts!!

KwikR6
12-16-2005, 05:52 PM
One of the better things I've read lately. That's fucking hilarious.

Ninja's - 1
Stupid cats - 0

Mr. Haan
12-16-2005, 11:20 PM
lmao..that just made my day..:)