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pdiggitydogg
11-22-2005, 08:56 PM
Well, you all know that youre extremely bored when you think skimming through the local phonebook is something to do. .....I was bored.

Anyway, I found this psych who had a list of phobias that he treated at his clinic. Now, I think that the list is extraordinarily strange...but what do I know?

I think if it said "ZOIKS!" instead of "YIKES!" it would perhaps be one of the best ads I'd ever seen. (Although, yikes, in and of itself, is quite good here.)
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b70/pdiggitydogg/1a4d8b32.jpg


Really, who the hell is afraid of otters? The moon?
"Oh Jesus! Theres the moon again! No matter where I go that damn thing follows me everywhere!"

"Please, Mr Smith, have a seat"
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU SIR?! I have thaasophobia!"

"What do you think started all these fears?"
"AHHH my memories!!"

"Look mommy! Otters!"
"HOLY FUCK! RUN!"
IALuder
11-22-2005, 09:33 PM
mauahahahahahaha. im surprise there isnt one for working. so people can use it as an excuse to collect unemployment and to be lazy.
mavaaoife
11-22-2005, 10:16 PM
urgg i have coulrophobia.. I hate it.....
pdiggitydogg
11-22-2005, 10:59 PM
I think thats justifyable sometimes...
mylittlecivic
11-24-2005, 10:46 PM
i have phobias of greyhound bus'
DsBlu01CivEX
11-27-2005, 08:55 PM
fear of constipation???? and knees??? wow....yah I'm the typical "fear of small places" kind of girl.
KwikR6
11-28-2005, 12:25 AM
I'm more of a phronemophobia kind of guy.
VR4_Craver
11-28-2005, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by mavaaoife
urgg i have coulrophobia.. I hate it.....

dont worry i do too...evil fuckers
Racing Rice
11-29-2005, 07:46 AM
Originally posted by IALuder
mauahahahahahaha. im surprise there isnt one for working. so people can use it as an excuse to collect unemployment and to be lazy.

I think that could fall under hypengyophobia the fear of Responsibility. I think I have that fear.

Who the HELL has a fear of taste. I can see the fear of tasting stuff like bugs, and poo but can you have a fear of tasting everything and still live?
DsBlu01CivEX
11-29-2005, 06:27 PM
what about the fear of thinking....don't you have to think to realize that you might have a fear of thinking....that's not something that most people have a control over....I know I can't stop my brain from thinking....good thing I'm not afraid of it...:crazy: :banghead: