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mavaaoife
09-28-2005, 10:23 AM
If I died?

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - - silence - -
HUSBAND: "F**k"
Grip72
09-28-2005, 10:41 AM
LMFAO..wow..that would be awkward

edit: off topic: how's the supra coming?
IALuder
09-28-2005, 11:39 AM
lol, thats something i could be myself doing.
ebpda9
09-28-2005, 01:37 PM
lmao
Racing Rice
09-28-2005, 02:05 PM
:D :D :D :D :D Thats great.
mavaaoife
09-28-2005, 05:08 PM
The supra is coming along... The starter is going on me so im replacing it :D I also got a stronger battery, new rear tires (damn 285/30/19s are expensive) and a viper alarm ( Complete with keyless entry, turbo timer, and remote start).... The mods should be starting soon :D
Grip72
09-28-2005, 07:00 PM
wow...what do u do for work if u don't mind me asking?
mavaaoife
09-28-2005, 10:48 PM
Im a Vet Tech
Mischief
09-29-2005, 12:53 AM
Originally posted by mavaaoife
The supra is coming along... The starter is going on me so im replacing it :D I also got a stronger battery, new rear tires (damn 285/30/19s are expensive) and a viper alarm ( Complete with keyless entry, turbo timer, and remote start).... The mods should be starting soon :D Sounds like lots of fun Ren, it seems like you got a job again so that's good too.. Turbo timer is really healthy for your turbo, I don't think any of my friends with a turbo don't have one.. It's so funny when someone doesn't know what that is though so when they park they'll be like "dude you left your car running"
mavaaoife
09-29-2005, 06:57 AM
Yeah my turbo timer is three minutes too.. came with the alarm..
MissJDM
09-30-2005, 11:53 PM
lol. i love the joke...gonna send it to my boyfriend.