Things you'd say to your car and NOT your girlfriend

[CombatKit47]

post things you would say to your car and not your girlfriend



"you can stay in the garage tonight"

[Racing Rice]

Originally posted by CombatKit47
post things you would say to your car and not your girlfriend

"you can stay in the garage tonight"


"I need to lube this up a little..." :P

[CombatKit47]

haha
"you are fat"

[Racing Rice]

"Damn I wish you were faster"

[juvenile]

"She shifts much harder than you" ;)

[CombatKit47]

i think i blew something

[CombatKit47]

i should of recorded that

[Racing Rice]

"Why cant I get this damn thing out?";)

[Accord Man]

you're too heavy, need to strip some weight off..

Time for a tune-up.

You're my best investment yet..


:)

[CombatKit47]

haha:yes: ;)

[ChrisCantSkate]

Originally posted by Accord Man

You're my best investment yet..

i can only image the reation you'd get..... hahaha ;)


um......


im gonna start charging people for rides in you.

[SilverHX4Me]

Originally posted by 4thGenlude

i can only image the reation you'd get..... hahaha ;)


um......


im gonna start charging people for rides in you.

hahahahahahah that was hella funny


hmm.... looks like you need a little body work

[tightteg52]

one more quickie before we hang it up for the night

[diligent_dave]

"You'd look better shaved"

[94_AcCoRd_EX]

Originally posted by diligent_dave
"You'd look better shaved"

LMAO ;)

[SiSpeed2000]

that is good stuff people....

[SpongeBobFastCar]

You need a wash... and a wax!
Looking a little flat...we need to pump those up...

[SiSpeed2000]

"you have a lot of gas today"

[diligent_dave]

"You'd look alot better if you were a different color."



"Let me take those nuts off ya"

[CombatKit47]

hahaha

[Racing Rice]

"I need to do something with you trim, its not looking to good."

[90civiclxryder]

"time to change the rear end up"
"youre the best ive ever had"-meaning it
"a little work and you'll be a trophy winner"

[ChrisCantSkate]

ok, you need a wash, its been almost a week

[ChrisCantSkate]

im gonna put some soap on you and leave u in the rain today (get-ro cash wash crew!)

[james_willson1]

a couple more new parts and you'll go alot faster.

[tightteg52]

"time for some new shoes"

"thank g0d i finnaly paid you off from your other owner"

[90civiclxryder]

"im gonna let all my friends take you for a ride"
"you were worth every penny i paid"

[ChrisCantSkate]

i think im gonna swap out your internals to make you work better.

why do u leak fluid if i run you hard?

i think you need better rubber so you dont slide around as much when i throw you into turns

[toykilla]

so far everything you guys have put, i would say to my girlfriend. such as... "you look better shaved" or "i think i blew something". maybe i only thing i would say to car and not girl is "wish you werent so heavy". I would never let my friends drive my car so i dont have to worry about that one. =]

[Lovebuzz13]

Ha- these are too funny. My lame ass can't think of any.

[ebpda9]

Here we go again, troubleshooting (ohh wait this is not that funny)

[Racing Rice]

"You smell better then the day I got you"

"Your to rich"

"I need to increase the air flow"

"Damn you have an exhaust leak"

[diligent_dave]

"Your piping's too restrictive."

"What the hell is that?!? Somebody get me my service manual!"

[Boosted3g]

"Theres 3 of us so someones gonna have to ride in the back"

[phorcedaccess]

You need a bigger rear end.

I need to drop you.

There are some things about you that bug me. Guess its time to do some upgrades.

[Racing Rice]

"Your headlights are to big"

"I knew I shoulda held out for a new one"

"Your grills all messed up"

[phorcedaccess]

You are easy to get in and out of.

All my friends think you suck.

I talk about you on message boards and post your pictures everywhere.

You are old and worn out. Time for a trade in.

[OneDopeTeg]

Originally posted by 4thGenlude
im gonna put some soap on you and leave u in the rain today (get-ro cash wash crew!)

Nice refference :)

[OneDopeTeg]

1. damn your dirty....oh w8 Id say that to both my girl and my car

2. you can always get me there quick!

3. damn you look good! ;)

4. it doesnt take much to warm you up!

5. I cant w8 to get inside you and take ya for a spin....oops again....I may use that one at a bar one day.

[diligent_dave]

"I think it's time to change your pads." :eek:

"Your carpets lookin' a little dirty."

"I think you bent a rod."

"When it comes down to it, I just don't think I'll be able to get out of you what I put in." <--I'm stickin' by that one :yes:

[OneDopeTeg]

1. I have spent thousands on you and every penny was worth it!

2. In a few years you wont be worth much but I still love ya!

can ya tell I am kinda bitter....haha girls suck....cars rule!! :) j/k girls I love ya!