Why terrorists commit suicide...

[Racing Rice]

Just in case someone missed this --- everyone seems to be wondering why
Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Hummmm ..... Let's see now:

No Jesus.
No Wal-Mart.
No television.
No cheerleaders.
No baseball.
No football.
No basketball.
No hockey.
No golf.
No tailgate parties.
No Home Depot.
No pork BBQ.
No hot dogs.
No burgers.
No lobster.
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.
No gumbo.
No jambalaya.
More than one wife. (HELLO, ARE YOU CRAZY?)
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are
no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
No chocolate chip cookies.
No Girl Scout cookies.
No Christmas.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning
camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better
disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really. IS THERE ANY MYSTERY HERE???????????
God Bless Our Troops

[Wren57]

I love how no Wal-Mart is #2 on the list only to no Jesus... :D

[ebpda9]

lol

[GT40FIED]

Did someone decide to just assemble a list of the most white trash things they could think of for that? I mean seriously...Wal Mart? Home Depot? Sports? If not having those is a reason to kill yourself, that'd be pretty sad. And I'm fairly certain the few billion jews, buddhists, hindus, taoists, and others get along just fine without Jesus. I know I do.

[ChrisCantSkate]

sports are white trash? i dunno about that one.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
sports are white trash? i dunno about that one.

Sports themselves aren't white trash, but if you're so into them that taking them away would cause you to contemplate suicide...then yes, you're white trash. It blows my mind that NASCAR somehow evaded that list.

[Wren57]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Did someone decide to just assemble a list of the most white trash things they could think of for that? I mean seriously...Wal Mart? Home Depot? Sports? If not having those is a reason to kill yourself, that'd be pretty sad. And I'm fairly certain the few billion jews, buddhists, hindus, taoists, and others get along just fine without Jesus. I know I do.

Take a joke, dude... relax and enjoy a chuckle... sure the list may not be accurate at all, and sure it reflects poorly upon our culture, but for goodness sake, look past the politics for once and just take it for what it's worth... ;)

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by highlander
Take a joke, dude... relax and enjoy a chuckle... sure the list may not be accurate at all, and sure it reflects poorly upon our culture, but for goodness sake, look past the politics for once and just take it for what it's worth... ;)

Why would I chuckle? Even if it wasn't arrogant, it's just plain not funny. Hell...even if I WAS that white trash, it wouldn't be funny.

[ChrisCantSkate]

wow you took this joke too serious. if its not funny dont tear it apart

[Racing Rice]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Why would I chuckle? Even if it wasn't arrogant, it's just plain not funny. Hell...even if I WAS that white trash, it wouldn't be funny.

Sorry No Mustang didn't make the list! :crazy:

I guess someone just found your list of pet peeves when they created this list.:D

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Racing Rice
I guess someone just found your list of pet peeves when they created this list.:D

Well...yeah...stupidity is one of my larger pet peeves.

[Racing Rice]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Well...yeah...stupidity is one of my larger pet peeves.

*sarcasm* Odd, I never would have guessed that. */sarcasm*