I hate him....

[pdiggitydogg]

My sisters fat, slovenly, loser boyfriend. I hate him.
Not only is he a slouch and has nothing to show for the money he makes (40k a year), but today he topped the list.
How? Over flowing the toilet and not telling anyone about it OR doing anything to clean it up. So what happens? Water drips down to the floor below. Where? Onto my bed... Piss and shit water drip onto my bed. Not only there, but into my closet...on my clothes. Piss and shit water on my clothes.
So, everything is in the wash now, not a huge deal...but its also on the carpet and will stain the drywall ceiling. Wonderful!
What about the mess upstairs? I clean it up. Piss and shit water on my shoes, through my socks...on my feet. It was that much water...... Like he flushed it 5+ times....
So tonight, I get to sleep on the couch because of his dumb, negligent, stupid ass. If his car wasnt already fucked up beyond all human understanding, Id piss on his upholstery and leave a turd under the seat.
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[CD5Passion]

you should do it anyways...fuck that shit man I'd stuff shit under his door handle

[KwikR6]

Dude I would fuck that guy up pretty bad...jesus..smack the piss out of him.

[pdiggitydogg]

OMG...He wont even own up to doing it! Im totally leaving a dog turd or few in his car tonight

[KwikR6]

Originally posted by pdiggitydogg
OMG...He wont even own up to doing it! Im totally leaving a dog turd or few in his car tonight
Stuff shit in his vents...

[ChrisCantSkate]

DO IT

[IALuder]

ok i got the next to days off. im coming over and kicking his ass for you. well maybe not thats a long drive.

so kick his ass for me.

[GT40FIED]

One word...teabag.

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
One word...teabag.

haha thats more one word that you fabricated into one for your own use.

haha i still say stuff shit under his door handles so when he goes to open the door...well you know.
and the shit in his airvents sounds awesome

make some napalm and light his windshield on fire too

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by CD5Passion
haha thats more one word that you fabricated into one for your own use.

haha i still say stuff shit under his door handles so when he goes to open the door...well you know.
and the shit in his airvents sounds awesome

make some napalm and light his windshield on fire too

Yeah...because everyone has access to napalm. :D

Oh...and it's a compound word...biatch.

[Mischief]

Steve > Darin 1-0

[pdiggitydogg]

I stuffed dog turds under his door handles (thanks for the idea!)
He hasnt been back yet today, so I dont know what his reaction was...wish Id seen it though!
I felt much better after I did it, knowing he'd grab it, making us even

[JDMFantasy2k]

how did you apply the dog shit? gloves i'm assuming?

[AzCivic]

aaaahahahahah HILARIOUS!!!! :D :D :D

[pdiggitydogg]

I just grabbed a piece of newspaper that was in the garage and picked up a couple turds, walked up to his car, and slapped them under the handle. It was a pretty fresh turd and squashed nicely.

[AkimboStylee]

nice!!!

does he leave his windows down at all?? cause if he does i have a few ideas!!!!

[pdiggitydogg]

Nah, windows are always up - no one around here leaves windows down, becuase we have little jackass kids who steal things out of cars (cell phones, face plates, shift knobs, coins)

[ChrisCantSkate]

just piss on his pillow

[KwikR6]

Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
just piss on his pillow
FUCK YEAH!
Or pour dog piss on his pillow.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by KwikR6
FUCK YEAH!
Or pour dog piss on his pillow.

I'd say use cat piss. That stuff smells so much worse than dog piss.

[Wren57]

How would you plan on acquiring a sample of cat piss, Steve?

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by highlander
How would you plan on acquiring a sample of cat piss, Steve?

Hey...I'm just tossing out ideas. Pat's on the delivery end of all of this.:D Besides...I imagine it's about as easy as acquiring dog piss.

[pdiggitydogg]

Id just have to lay paper towel in the cats litter box and wrench it out. But I'll NEVER go to his house to put it on his pillow anyway

[KwikR6]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
I'd say use cat piss. That stuff smells so much worse than dog piss.
So true...
The day we were scheduled to take a road trip for 7 hours...my friends cat pissed in their vehicle....fuck did that stink..

[Racing Rice]

You should put shit some place in his car where he can't find it.. Like the spare tire well or under the dash or something. That would be really nice with the heat that we've had lately..

He sounds like he needs an ass kicking.