View Full Version : Driving vs. sex
Okay, so here's the ultimate question... Which is better, driving a fast car, or having sex with a hott woman (or guy... whatever you prefer)? Oh, and tell us why....
4jacks
06-21-2005, 06:21 PM
Having Hot Sex While Driving a Fast Car..
You knew it was coming
KwikR6
06-21-2005, 06:34 PM
Ummm in all honesty...I think sex....I love sex...i love hot hot women...damn...sex is amazing...see you could say....i had sex with this hot chick..here at the pics..or you could say..i drove that car fast...
Yes, hot sex in a fast car is amazing.... but ya gotta pick one or the other.... otherwise who would bother taking a side?
pdiggitydogg
06-21-2005, 07:01 PM
Either, since Ive got neither :D
Sex has to be better though
CD5Passion
06-21-2005, 07:15 PM
sex would be nice
Alright...this is aweful one-sided. Let's change things a bit... Picture your dream girl, wearing whatever you want her to have on (if anything). She wants to have sex with you. Would you pass up that one moment of sex in order to own your dream car??
Grip72
06-21-2005, 08:26 PM
uhm...that is probably the toughest question in the world..i can't even answer that one Lobo
pdiggitydogg
06-21-2005, 08:35 PM
So OWN our dream car...or get laid, one time, with our fantasy?
ebpda9
06-21-2005, 08:57 PM
hmm i take driving a really fast car. sec comes all the time ;)
GT40FIED
06-21-2005, 10:14 PM
Sex...hands down (pun semi-intended)...next question.
ChrisCantSkate
06-21-2005, 10:26 PM
:stupid: :hitit:
MissJDM
06-21-2005, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by GT40FIED
Sex...hands down (pun semi-intended)...next question.
:D
I'd OWN my dream car over one time sex. I'm sure there will be some comparable sex some other time.
Mischief
06-21-2005, 10:46 PM
driving fast and my dream car.. bitches are good for one night and that's about it
GT40FIED
06-22-2005, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by Mischief
bitches are good for one night and that's about it
My how...eloquent.
CD5Passion
06-22-2005, 12:20 AM
lol yes he has a way with words thats for sure
Wren57
06-22-2005, 07:37 AM
Sex > driving... it isn't enjoyable when your car explodes. :crazy:
Grip72
06-22-2005, 02:21 PM
yeah, if my dream car was like some sort of transformer woman thing...like womar...or something, i'd probably try to have sex with it
GT40FIED
06-22-2005, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by Grip72
yeah, if my dream car was like some sort of transformer woman thing...like womar...or something, i'd probably try to have sex with it
If you're that hard up for a good time...I suppose there's always tailpipes.
Hmm... well, could you turn off this trasforming woman with a key? Would that shut her up like it would quiet the exhaust??
Leets
06-22-2005, 03:47 PM
Well I got head while flooring my 98 Camaro SS once... now that was pretty freaking cool. But I'd have to say that the time I raced a Lotus Esprit on the freeway (not something I condone) still doesn't make me smile as much as the time I had an all day sex-romp while high (another thing I don't condone):yes:
strikingaccord
06-22-2005, 04:06 PM
I'd take the car. My dream car is a Ferrari Enzo. You know how much sex I'd get with that?
See...I completely agree... that's fun stuff.... Chevelles and Monte Carlos are good for that too...
Grip72
06-22-2005, 06:17 PM
bahahahaa
Leets
06-22-2005, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by Lobo
Chevelles and Monte Carlos are good for that too...
WARNING: Do not EVER attempt sex in a 93+ F-Body... trust me... unless both parties are 3 feet tall, it won't work... I still have scars;)
GT40FIED
06-22-2005, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by Leets
WARNING: Do not EVER attempt sex in a 93+ F-Body... trust me... unless both parties are 3 feet tall, it won't work... I still have scars;)
You can add Escorts to that list. I'm 6'4"...I don't know what the hell I was thinking (aside from "holy shit, I'm about to get laid").
OR in a 1990 Nissan Pickup...single cab. When you slip off the seat, the shifter tends to probe places you don't want things to go.... and being over 6ft tall, I hit the top of my head a LOT.
MissJDM
06-23-2005, 01:56 AM
You think anyone 5'1 ish can get around all of this?
:D
just kidding. I think I'm leaving this thread, it seems to be for the fellas now. :wave:
drdingo21
06-23-2005, 10:04 AM
Actually….Any car of our choice? Do we get to keep the car, or is drive it once and give it back?
How many times has your car said “Lets Talk” or “Do you think I’m fat? And tell the truth” or “Do these pants make my ass look big?” or “Lets go to my moms house” or “I need new shoes, my other 96 pair are so last year” or “Lets going shopping today” or “ewww you want me to do what? put it where?” or “Yes (but really meaning no, and kicking your ass for assuming she ment yes)” or No (but really ment yes, and kicking your ass for assuming she ment no)” or…. Ahhh forget it. My hand is cramping up
Car for me.
Leets
06-23-2005, 11:04 AM
Originally posted by drdingo21
Actually….Any car of our choice? Do we get to keep the car, or is drive it once and give it back?
How many times has your car said “Lets Talk” or “Do you think I’m fat? And tell the truth” or “Do these pants make my ass look big?” or “Lets go to my moms house” or “I need new shoes, my other 96 pair are so last year” or “Lets going shopping today” or “ewww you want me to do what? put it where?” or “Yes (but really meaning no, and kicking your ass for assuming she ment yes)” or No (but really ment yes, and kicking your ass for assuming she ment no)” or…. Ahhh forget it. My hand is cramping up
Car for me.
that's why you just have to say, "f*ck this" and bounce whenever you hear some of those words from a woman... there are actually some out there that aren't like that... much love to the girls who don't play games:thumbsup:
... on the other hand I've had cars that have said, "Are you sure about that... I'll give you some time to rethink it." or "I don't feel like stopping yet" or "I don't care if it's a residential area. You're too slow... let me drive...FAST!" or "Oh, thanks for blowing your entire paycheck on my basic (high) maintenance... and btw, I just blew my radiator and spewed coolant all over your driveway."
GT40FIED
06-23-2005, 11:33 AM
Hmmm...you know.l..you can beat a car and generally get away with it. And if said beating leads to you totaling the car, you won't be staring down a murder charge. I've also found that the "the car was pissing me off so I flogged it" excuse usually works pretty well. The same can't be said for women.
Leets
06-23-2005, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by GT40FIED
Hmmm...you know.l..you can beat a car and generally get away with it. And if said beating leads to you totaling the car, you won't be staring down a murder charge. I've also found that the "the car was pissing me off so I flogged it" excuse usually works pretty well. The same can't be said for women.
:yikes: ... that's kind of conversation you never want to start on a first date
Racing Rice
06-23-2005, 12:33 PM
Sex, and lots of it. Dirty, hot and nasty.. Thats the only way to go. :3some: :69: :bj: :bukkake: :ky: :lickmah: :clit:
Now a fast bike on the other hand...:D
ChrisCantSkate
06-23-2005, 12:46 PM
Originally posted by Leets
... on the other hand I've had cars that have said, "Are you sure about that... I'll give you some time to rethink it." or "I don't feel like stopping yet" or "I don't care if it's a residential area. You're too slow... let me drive...FAST!" or "Oh, thanks for blowing your entire paycheck on my basic (high) maintenance... and btw, I just blew my radiator and spewed coolant all over your driveway."
this man speaks the truth. my car bitches as much as any of my girlfreinds have. and its broken up(down) while under my wing more times than i'd let a gf get away with.
black95gs-t
06-23-2005, 05:07 PM
I have never had my bike get mad at me because I bought my truck tires.... my truck never got mad because I rode my bike more.... neither got mad cuz I found some random hot chick and fucked her.... so I say my dream bike it is.... There will always be willing chicks..
Wow...this thing deffinately took a slightly different turn from what I've expected....EXCELLENT! And I'm still with the guys that say "Go for the car!"...chances are the car will get you laid.
KwikR6
06-28-2005, 01:07 PM
Chances are not always....you still have to have some decent looks to get a gurl to sleep with you..remember...they are not fuckng they car..they are fucking you.
GT40FIED
06-28-2005, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by KwikR6
you still have to have some decent looks to get a gurl to sleep with you
Not necessarily true. Look at me...I've had sex.:D
KwikR6
06-28-2005, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by GT40FIED
Not necessarily true. Look at me...I've had sex.:D
or you could look like this
ChrisCantSkate
06-28-2005, 03:43 PM
rofl:poke:
CD5Passion
06-28-2005, 03:59 PM
rofllmaowtfrofl
that poor guy lol
Leets
06-28-2005, 04:43 PM
oh man... that's just, oh man... that sucks:D :D :D :D
MissJDM
06-28-2005, 11:11 PM
His face reminds me of a chihuahua. :confused:
black95gs-t
06-29-2005, 08:26 PM
A couple more reasons why you should take the car.... cars become classics, women just get old. You can modify a car much easier than a woman. When you break your car, you just buy a new part, or trade it in for a brand spankin new car. You can't do this nearly as easily with women. (let the flaming begin)
4jacks
06-30-2005, 11:55 AM
Well If I Have to choose between
Hot Sex w/ some chick for one night
and owning a hot car
I'd take the Car in a heartbeat.. the chick would cost me my wife...
Now if you said, I had to choose between
Owning a hot car and my wife leaving me or
keeping my wife, ...
Of course I'd take my wife:bandit:
MissJDM
06-30-2005, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by 4jacks
Well If I Have to choose between
Hot Sex w/ some chick for one night
and owning a hot car
I'd take the Car in a heartbeat.. the chick would cost me my wife...
Now if you said, I had to choose between
Owning a hot car and my wife leaving me or
keeping my wife, ...
Of course I'd take my wife:bandit:
Smooth save. ;)
GT40FIED
06-30-2005, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by MissJDM
Smooth save. ;)
Yes...smooth. Or lies...lies and slander!:D
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