Damn you Texas!

[GT40FIED]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/05/05/cheerleaders.law.reut/index.html

So for anyone who hasn't seen, Texas has passed a bill banning "sexy" cheerleading. What the fuck? How can cheerleading not be sexy? Throw a bunch of girls into tiny outfits and make them do high kicks and I challenge you to not get a rise out of a good amount of men. Combined with the fact that there is literally no accepted basis for what constitutes "sexy" cheerleading as opposed to the...ummmm....normal kind, this thing is total horseshit. When I'm in charge every field in the NFL is going to be equipped stripper poles for your halftime enjoyment. Ok...maybe not, but still...it's obvious that lawmakers in Texas have WAY too much time on their hands. Those bastards need to remember that if we outlawed everything offensive, there wouldn't even BE a Texas. So here's to Texas lawmakers...forever on the zenith of educational reform.:rolleyes:

[CD5Passion]

steve when you come in power, can you put me in charge on overseeing the destruction of that state?

[Violent Apathy]

Wow, you're assuming you'd still be alive, Darin? :pfft:

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Gosei_Passion
steve when you come in power, can you put me in charge on overseeing the destruction of that state?

Actually I'll be overseeing that project personally. I may just give it back to Mexico. Then again...they probably wouldn't want it. You can take out West Virginia. Cases of Rickets would practically disappear.

[MissJDM]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/05/05/cheerleaders.law.reut/index.html

So for anyone who hasn't seen, Texas has passed a bill banning "sexy" cheerleading. What the fuck? How can cheerleading not be sexy? Throw a bunch of girls into tiny outfits and make them do high kicks and I challenge you to not get a rise out of a good amount of men. Combined with the fact that there is literally no accepted basis for what constitutes "sexy" cheerleading as opposed to the...ummmm....normal kind, this thing is total horseshit. When I'm in charge every field in the NFL is going to be equipped stripper poles for your halftime enjoyment. Ok...maybe not, but still...it's obvious that lawmakers in Texas have WAY too much time on their hands. Those bastards need to remember that if we outlawed everything offensive, there wouldn't even [i]BE[/i a Texas. So here's to Texas lawmakers...forever on the zenith of educational reform.:rolleyes:

nice html, homie. :)

Oh, and when Steven rules the world, he already said I get to have a badass role! We haven't decide WHAT role exactly, but it's gonna be ooberness!

Er, Uberness, right? :D

[Violent Apathy]

And you STILL don't answer your IMs! :mad:

[mylittlecivic]

whhhaaa i thought the dallas cowboys had hot cheerleaders?

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by MissJDM
nice html, homie. :)

Oh, and when Steven rules the world, he already said I get to have a badass role! We haven't decide WHAT role exactly, but it's gonna be ooberness!

Er, Uberness, right? :D

I think you mean UBB...not HTML.;)

[MissJDM]

Isn't it the same thing?

[ i ] ksdjgkldjl [ / i ] ??

Either way, lets say I win. ;)

[GT40FIED]

Different brackets. <> for HTML. [] for UBB.

[MissJDM]

But when you're on say..Xanga, it's still < i > hdfjksdhg < / i > . So even though it does the same thing, it's just called differently? :confused:

Now I know why I don't have a blog. :D