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drdingo21
01-27-2005, 07:25 PM
Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably would have a present for me.

As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember..

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.

I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"



I said, "No, I guess not."



She said, "Let's go to my apartment."



After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.



And I just sat there ---- on the couch ---- naked

dabouncerx24
01-27-2005, 07:40 PM
O...M...G

:| :paranoid:

ShEaNy
01-27-2005, 08:15 PM
AHAAHAHHAHAHAHa :D:D

RxGoaT13
01-27-2005, 08:27 PM
lmao

Mischief
01-27-2005, 10:15 PM
rofl rofl rofl rofl

GT40FIED
01-27-2005, 10:52 PM
Ok...since only one reply wasn't an abbreviation, I'll follow the cool crowd...

rofl lmao lol ttyl brb lmfao wtf stfu

Yeah...that's the stuff.

Mischief
01-27-2005, 10:58 PM
likeomgoogleswtfroflmaobbqsaucemadcow ]:8|

Violent Apathy
01-27-2005, 11:00 PM
OMFG STFU HAX!!!

ebpda9
01-27-2005, 11:09 PM
stop lying dingo. you're barely old enough to drink ;)

dabouncerx24
01-27-2005, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by dabouncerx24
O...M...G

:| :paranoid:

ok I can't hold it anymore...HAHAHAHAHAHA ;) :flick:

MissJDM
01-27-2005, 11:15 PM
HAHAHA. I was reading the end and like, OMG! I think my chinky eyes even got big..ger. ;)

If you read Steve's comment and actually say the entire phrase, it sounds silly. :bandit:

Fatal070
01-28-2005, 12:09 AM
HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHA thats great LOL:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

IALuder
01-28-2005, 06:18 AM
the funny thing is, that it has to have happened to somebody before. :D

mavaaoife
01-28-2005, 07:08 AM
Dude that is awsome... hrm i like that one...