Personal add

[KwikR6]

If you were to make a personal add.....Seriously..what would you write...and no..I can make you a swear..that I'm not making one..so don't even go there...I'm actually just curious to see how everyone here would describe THEMSELVES. To see how you view yourselfs.

[GT40FIED]

Hmmm...

Single white male, 23, 6'4"/230lbs. Brown hair/blue eyes. Enjoys laughing at other's misfortunes, asian cinema, smoking, drinking. Seeking single white female. No sluts.

[JDMFantasy2k]

Seeking sluts!! sluts are good people :yes:

lol ^^ j/k

umm

White clean cut male, 17 5' 6" with medium build seeking white or asian female 16-20. intrests include cars, snowboarding, drinking, smoking, and watersports.

[pdiggitydogg]

Alright

Caring single white guy dismissing party chicks, "blondes" and sluts.
21yrs old, 5'10 150lbs Brown/Red hair, blue eyes, fit/athletic body (pics upon request)
I enjoy the more boing things in life, such as reading and actually using my brain for lots of things. Race is not a factor.

I don't think Id get many responses

[mavaaoife]

Wow... an add... this is hard considering ive been off the market for awhile..

20 y/o White female, red hair, blue eyes. 5'4" about 150 lbs. I am into wrestling, cars, and college football. I have many pics upon request. I love to cuddle and think communication and trust is a must.

[Violent Apathy]

Ummm, 20 y/o Spanish male, 6'1 145 lbs, been told by basically everyone i meet that i look exactly like that rat bastard mike shinoda. I ienjoy music and movies that don't suck and reading, there ya go i guess.

[mavaaoife]

Mike shinoda is fucking hot!!! LP!!

[MissJDM]

Originally posted by pdiggitydogg
Alright

Caring single white guy dismissing party chicks, "blondes" and sluts.
21yrs old, 5'10 150lbs Brown/Red hair, blue eyes, fit/athletic body (pics upon request)
I enjoy the more boing things in life, such as reading and actually using my brain for lots of things. Race is not a factor.

I don't think Id get many responses

Lol, does yours seem long, or is it just me?

[KwikR6]

Originally posted by MissJDM
Lol, does yours seem long, or is it just me?
These are all short compared to what I thought I was going to get..hahahah
Thanks for replying seriously...anyone else?

[IALuder]

...............horny..........loves socks.......18 male white.

well that sums it up.:yes:

[pdiggitydogg]

Originally posted by MissJDM
Lol, does yours seem long, or is it just me?

Nah. If I were to actually do one, it would probably be a lot longer/more specific

[KwikR6]

Originally posted by pdiggitydogg
Nah. If I were to actually do one, it would probably be a lot longer/more specific
Yeah cause you don't want any McUgly's coming at ya.

[pdiggitydogg]

Exactly...but how would you go about doing that w/o coming off as a conceited, callus turd?
I mean, you wouldn’t want to say “Fat chicks and uglies need not apply”. There’s a sure fire way not to get any dates… Is it ok to say “seeking attractive, healthy girls?”

[KwikR6]

Originally posted by pdiggitydogg
Is it ok to say “seeking attractive, healthy girls?”
Sounds like what I would say....I would love to have a girl i could go to the gym with, shit like that.

[VR4_Craver]

My name is Mike I am 19 and hung like a beer can.....my number is 574-358-1190 ;) :yes:

[MissJDM]

Lol @ the last 5 posts or so.

Ben, yours was still the best.
Tell me when Darin calls in response to the ad. =X
Jaykay.

Man, now everytime I think of the word, GAY, I think of Darin. :( I blame it all on the forum.

[KwikR6]

Originally posted by MissJDM
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Man, now everytime I think of the word, GAY, I think of Darin. :( I blame it all on the forum.
Seriuosly..that made me laugh..i'm not for a whole shit load of gay joke....but that...was funny.

[IALuder]

lol hahahahha, i think everyone thinks of darin when they hear or read the word gay.:D:D:D

[CD5Passion]

18 years old male. 5'6.5" tall at 150 lbs. part japanese part irish with dark hair and green/brown eyes. enjoys BMX, working on cars, photography, and killin whitey sockafiles

[IALuder]

:D:D:D

i didnt know there was more then one of me.

[CD5Passion]

lol im sure their are and I'll make it my job to extinguish this horrible fetish

[MissJDM]

Originally posted by Black Del Sol
Seriuosly..that made me laugh..i'm not for a whole shit load of gay joke....but that...was funny.

Well, I'm glad I can make you laugh, er, one in 800+ posts.

18F. Vietnamese, 5'1 100lbs, Black eyes. Athletic. Fashionist. Car fanatic. Dancer, Romancer, Out spoken. Simple and simply finds interests in well maintained, athletic, charming, car smart and family oriented men. I know what I want. Must be open minded. Must.

man, do I sound like a bitch?

hahaha.

[CD5Passion]

yes:paranoid:














jaykay:bandit:

[Wren57]

19, Wren, 5'10" built 150lbs, honest to the point of being an asshole, nicely hung, good stamina. Looking for hot sluts 18-up. Pregnant women need not apply; women with STDs must supply own comdoms.


actually, it would read something like this;
19 year old 5'10" Caucasian Male. Very athletic 150lbs. Brown hair, green eyes, very simple and honest. Back after long relationship; looking for athletic females 18-24years old. "Girls" need not inquire; women only.

[MissJDM]

I usually come off as a stuck up bitch or someone really silly.

Hm, I wonder why.

:rolleyes:

You took the jaykaying from me! Forget the coolPSpic now..

[CD5Passion]

oh hush you know you want that cool pic;)

[VR4_Craver]

Originally posted by highlander
women with STDs must supply own comdoms.

:eek: :eek: :pukey :loco: :zombie:

[CD5Passion]

yup thats what my initial reaction was too

[drdingo21]

I never needed a Ad. I had this shirt i always wore and it worked everytime, infact too well i haven't worn it since i was like 10.

Ill see if i can find a pic.

















http://www.s87612860.onlinehome.us/pics/elementaryhunk.jpg

[MissJDM]

You think that's actually PS?

[IALuder]

:D:D:D:D