France Surrenders

[drdingo21]

Originally Posted by cnn
March 19 2003, Paris

In an entirely unexpected but predictable move, the French army has surrendered to a family of American tourists visiting Paris on vacation. The Jones family of Ohio was originally excited about the acquisition of so much military hardware, but the joy faded when they realized none of the French personnel knew how to operate the tanks, planes and guns and certainly couldn't teach them how.

Bob Jones, the head of the family, stated "We'll probably just sell most of the stuff on ebay, but we wish these uniformed men would just stop crying. It's making my wife uncomfortable."


An oldie but a goodie. I still chuckle everytime i see it.

[ebpda9]

damn hairy monkeys

[Violent Apathy]

Bounjoooooour, ya cheese eatin surrender monkeys!

[AzCivic]

France has been around alot longer than the U.S.

[Violent Apathy]

The French still suck, though i think everyone forgets that we wouldn't even be a country if it wasn't for their help.

[drdingo21]

Originally posted by AzCivic
France has been around alot longer than the U.S. No one is debating they how long they have been around. Im pretty sure no one really cares.

This was a pun to how they have never won anyone wars on their own, and how they backed down from the whole iraq thing...

[AzCivic]

point being..they must be doing something right.

[drdingo21]

That means nothing. Look at pompeii, or rome.

[AzCivic]

ahahahah, uhhh ok and?

[IALuder]

....right. they lost there whole country and we had to give it back to them.

i still find that funny tho.

[Violent Apathy]

An elderly gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.

At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked, sarcastically.

Whiting admitted he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."

The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!"

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained. "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."

[ebpda9]

^bwahaha, that was great

[AzCivic]

i can't remember..did the french have to show passports when they were helping us in the revolutionary war or not??

[Violent Apathy]

Originally posted by AzCivic
i can't remember..did the french have to show passports when they were helping us in the revolutionary war or not??

Anytime i try to point out the fact that we wouldn't be a country if it wasn't for the help of the French i just seem to get ignored. :o

[AzCivic]

oh yeah, haha, my bad.

my only problem is why single out one country because they didnt help out in a war that most Americans can't even agree on? also if we're gonna hate one, shouldn't we hate them all?

[Mischief]

we hate the germans too, but there aren't any catchy jokes out about them :(

[IALuder]

so...you hate the germans do you mischief......

[Mischief]

no I lied, I actually think they're pretty cool people.. Espically Rammstein.