PDA

View Full Version : A story for the Season


drdingo21
12-13-2004, 01:19 PM
About 2 weeks ago, I was rushing around trying to get some last minute shopping done. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the Christmas season right then. It was dark, cold, and wet in the parking lot as I was loading my car up with gifts that I felt obligated to buy. I noticed that I was missing a receipt that I might need later. So mumbling under my breath, I retraced my steps to the shopping mall entrance.

As I was searching the wet pavement for the lost receipt, I heard a quiet sobbing. The crying was coming from a poorly dressed boy of about 12 years old. He was short and thin. He had no coat. He was just wearing a ragged flannel shirt to protect him from the cold night's chill.

Oddly enough, he was holding a hundred dollar bill in his hand. Thinking that he had gotten lost from his parents, I asked him what was wrong. He told me his sad story. He said that he came from a large family. He had three brothers and four sisters. His father had died when he was nine years old. His mother was poorly educated and worked two full time jobs. She made very little to support her large family.

Nevertheless, she had managed to skimp and save two hundred dollars to buy her children Christmas presents. The young boy had been dropped off, by his mother, on the way to her second job. He was to use the money to buy presents for all his siblings and save just enough to take the bus home. He had not even entered the mall, when an older boy grabbed one of the hundred dollar bills and disappeared into the night.

Why didn't you scream for help?" I asked.

The boy said, "I did."

"And nobody came to help you?" I wondered.

The boy stared at the sidewalk and sadly shook his head.

"How loud did you scream?" I inquired.

The soft-spoken boy looked up and meekly whispered, "Help me..."

I realized then that absolutely no one could have heard that poor boy cry for help. So I grabbed his other hundred and ran to my truck.

ebpda9
12-13-2004, 01:36 PM
lmao. that was a good joke.

CD5Passion
12-13-2004, 04:30 PM
:|
thats just fucked up

Violent Apathy
12-13-2004, 04:35 PM
OH man that is fucked up. I loved it.

RxGoaT13
12-13-2004, 06:16 PM
Haha.thats horrible.

AzCivic
12-13-2004, 06:37 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was too good!

Kool-Aid
12-13-2004, 07:48 PM
That's terrible...I wanna cry...ha ha ha.

Fatal070
12-13-2004, 08:08 PM
Damn, that is really f***ing wrong. good joke though:yes:

Mischief
12-13-2004, 08:29 PM
that's wrong but so funny at the same time

ShEaNy
12-14-2004, 08:14 PM
LOL funny:D..yet sorta sad :D:o

mavaaoife
12-14-2004, 08:43 PM
dude thats just wrong.. funny though

MissJDM
12-14-2004, 10:48 PM
Whoa, I thought it was a true story and the outcome was positive because you had done something great to help him..and I thought to myself as I was reading, "man, drdingo is was effing cool.."

Then I read the rest. It's funny, but still, the happy ending would have been better :).

Violent Apathy
12-14-2004, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by MissJDM
Then I read the rest. It's funny, but still, the happy ending would have been better :).

No it wouldn't have. the only way it coulda been better was if it had some super violent brain exploding ending....prefferably involving ninjas.

drdingo21
12-15-2004, 09:27 AM
Originally posted by Violent Apathy
No it wouldn't have. the only way it coulda been better was if it had some super violent brain exploding ending....prefferably involving ninjas. I ran over a kitten making my get away.

If that helps.



Whoa, I thought it was a true story and the outcome was positive because you had done something great to help him..and I thought to myself as I was reading, "man, drdingo is was effing cool.."

Then I read the rest. It's funny, but still, the happy ending would have been better . Miss JDM, I am cool;)

ShEaNy
12-15-2004, 09:59 AM
lol^^:o :rolleyes:

VR4_Craver
12-15-2004, 10:59 AM
Sad thing is that he would actually do that......that bastard has not a moral fiber in his body.....HEARTLESS I TELL YOU!;)

Violent Apathy
12-15-2004, 01:49 PM
Originally posted by drdingo21
I ran over a kitten making my get away.

If that helps.

Yes. Yes that does help.

MissJDM
12-15-2004, 08:57 PM
Man, I wish we had a NINJA smiley icon. That'd be the freakin chit.

mmm. Ninja.
mmmx2 ninja turtles!