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IALuder
10-21-2004, 03:59 AM
OK, I almost got in some serious trouble at work today. I was talking to someone while on break at work, keeping myself occupied in the mean time from the conversation I didn't want to be in by squeezing on a mustard bottle. I apparently squeezed a little too hard and the cap blew off, flew about 15 feet, hit some lockers and a stream of mustard followed, covering parts of the ceiling, floor and some lockers against the wall. There was about a half a bottle covering a blotchy line for about 15 feet. Not to mention it was covering overall about 3 square feet of ceiling tile 7.5-8 feet up. This could be the new terrorist weapon, so watch out!

ebpda9
10-21-2004, 07:34 AM
i wonder where your mom and your dad went wrong :D

IALuder
10-21-2004, 09:49 AM
i dont, becuase i know where.:D

pdiggitydogg
10-21-2004, 10:37 AM
once I popped a mustard packet in a restaurant all over the wall

IALuder
10-21-2004, 10:39 AM
:D a packet vs a bottle

CD5Passion
10-21-2004, 11:24 AM
:D :D :D
that would've made a wonderful picture

MissJDM
10-21-2004, 09:42 PM
Mustard tastes yucky. :no:

It's so..so..so Americanized. :paranoid:

IALuder
10-21-2004, 09:45 PM
you raciest towards american food?;)

Violent Apathy
10-22-2004, 04:54 AM
Mustard sycjs, but ui'm drunk, what do i know?

GT40FIED
10-22-2004, 06:08 AM
What if I took that mustard and made mustard gas? I don't have a cluehow to do it...but it's been done. THEN it would suck.

IALuder
10-22-2004, 06:15 AM
hahaha^where the hell did you come up with that?

drdingo21
10-22-2004, 09:35 AM
Originally posted by hondaman-iac
i wonder where your mom and your dad went wrong :D I do. Let me replay it for you.


Its a brand new baby boy, here you go miss SFking "whoops".

Sorry! hes slippery!

Racing Rice
10-22-2004, 12:31 PM
Dude mustard will stain everything!:o

IALuder
10-22-2004, 03:04 PM
and that it did. the ceiling tile is now an off yellowish color. :D

dingo, how did you know that? luckie guess?