top ten reason why cars are better then women

[IALuder]

Here they are, in no particular order:

1.When they bitch, you can just turn them off.
2.When they misbehave, you can beat them legally.
3.You can get them in all shapes and sizes and they still look good.
4.You can turn them on with nothing more than a key.
5.The things you buy them also make you happy.
6.They only go where you tell them.
7.They only ask for a little tlc, gas, and a good wash
8.They are better when they are retarded.
9.They don't talk
10.You can own more than one.

[RxGoaT13]

shouldnt it be top ten reasons cars are better than women?

[IALuder]

i changed it and didnt work. look at the top of the list. its right but the title isnt. i dont get it.

[RxGoaT13]

thats weird.
lol,
5.The things you buy them also make you happy.

half the crap i buy my GF is a waste of money IMO.

[pdiggitydogg]

These are my 2 favorite:
5.The things you buy them also make you happy.
6.They only go where you tell them.

[BlackWolf]

Hey! Am I going to have to start a list about you guys?? ;)

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by RxGoaT13
shouldnt it be top ten reasons cars are better than women?

fixed

but it's pretty much what i was telling ben a while ago :yes:

[IALuder]

hahaah true

[Fatal070]

I think i have seen this list b4?:o

[Kyle]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Hey! Am I going to have to start a list about you guys?? ;)
i dare ya:kiss:

[MissJDM]

Originally posted by SFKing

9.They don't talk


hahha, I figured one of you guys would have listed that. A lot of you listed that your girlfriends don't appreciate the gifts you buy..wait wait, I appreciate what my boyfriend buys me, I thought this was normal. lol