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JDMFantasy2k
09-30-2004, 10:12 PM
Something that just occured to me...
is it just me or do people who drive large displacement cars compensate for small penises? It just seems that a majority of people who drive large displacement domestics feel the need to shit all over import tuners. It usually doensnt get to me much, but i was lookin at this one guy's 99 civic si. Had amazing ammounts of work done ( stylish custom interior, greddy turbo kit, and other tasteful mods). On one of his pages he lists some races he'd been in, admitting his losses as well. One race he said he beat a mustang GT (which isn't too hard to believe) and said it wasn't anything special, and one redneck ass posts all this bullshit.
"you think a gt isn't anything special, my 99 stang has 5xx rwhp, blah blah." good for you now do yourself a favor and wrap it around a tree. I mean seriously, it's obvious this kid (who's trying to pay for college as well) put a lot of time and money into a really hott car, and the guy that was bashin him was most likely 39, going bald, and had to take out a 7 year loan for the ammount of work he's done. I mean this guy gets all pissy cause this kid beat a mustang (mind you, tuning, and driver skill) it just gets to me. At least there's a few level headded domestic owners out there, like steve. wow one. lol
Fatal070
09-30-2004, 10:38 PM
Wow... i know what you mean man , you just can't let that junk get to you... but it can get annoying so I definitly with you.:cool:
pdiggitydogg
09-30-2004, 10:56 PM
Ive often thought that
so if that holds true.....we all have massive dongs
mylittlecivic
09-30-2004, 11:03 PM
is it true?:eek:
pdiggitydogg
09-30-2004, 11:13 PM
well of course! it must be
GT40FIED
10-01-2004, 12:00 AM
Man...there are a ton of domestic guys like that. They see a decently tuned import and go into dipshit mode. But then again, I've gotten the same thing from import guys. I could even use a few sources from this site (from people who were just here to start shit and then left). It's true that mod for mod a smaller motor won't hold up to a bigger motor...that's just physics...but that doesn't mean people should become asshats when they see someone doing well with another car/motor. You'll also see a bunch of jackasses who'll shoehorn a big block into their car just to say they've got a big block without realizing it completely ruined anything but straight line potential. I hate those guys.
KwikR6
10-01-2004, 12:24 AM
JDM there are as many dick heads with imports as there are dickheads with big blocks. They go hand in hand...
CD5Passion
10-01-2004, 01:04 AM
anybody remember that "Mechanic" guy? yeah he was fun
but yeah I know a dude with a shittyass 91 teggy, he was so proud of it being fast and shit, braggin to everyone and just shitting on everyone about how fast his car was......long story short, he swapped in a manual tranny (because he blew his first tranny when he sprayed off the line in a street race) and still cant drive good, car puts out 160hp and ran 17s in the quarter mile after 7k in mods (new engine, skunk2 intake manifold, iceman intake, skunk2 catback). I think i about died when his exgirl told me what his car ran oh but best yet, he was proud of his time
not to mention it was a damn ricey looking teg, messed up aggressor kit, and wing, big vinyl banners, but he did have nice rims I must say.
import guys are just as bad....:yes:
IALuder
10-01-2004, 04:12 AM
i thought it was funny when MidWest Stangs came to the races ad eddieville and was talking shit about this hatchback civic that was beating practiaclly everyone. so one of the stang owners who oned a 88 fastback challenged him lost. then the guy in the fast wantedto see under the hood. civic guy being coo poped the hood to reviel he was running a 5.0 motor. hahaha
JDMFantasy2k
10-01-2004, 07:05 AM
Originally posted by GT40FIED
Man...there are a ton of domestic guys like that. They see a decently tuned import and go into dipshit mode. But then again, I've gotten the same thing from import guys. I could even use a few sources from this site (from people who were just here to start shit and then left). It's true that mod for mod a smaller motor won't hold up to a bigger motor...that's just physics...but that doesn't mean people should become asshats when they see someone doing well with another car/motor. You'll also see a bunch of jackasses who'll shoehorn a big block into their car just to say they've got a big block without realizing it completely ruined anything but straight line potential. I hate those guys.
so true, guess i forgot about that. But then again when you get the ricer kids talkin shit, they always get shut up :o
people just need to realize how much work people put into things an be supportive:rolleyes:
ebpda9
10-01-2004, 07:11 AM
my hondas better than yours ;) :o :rolleyes:
guywithastang
10-01-2004, 09:06 PM
my mustang would stomp a mud hole in your ghey honda.
p.s. Vtech:bandit:
94_AcCoRd_EX
10-01-2004, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by Black Del Sol
JDM there are as many dick heads with imports as there are dickheads with big blocks. They go hand in hand...
Exactly. Car stereotypes (either way) are just stupid.
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