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GT40FIED
09-15-2004, 06:45 AM
Since jokes seem to be all the rage these days...

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."

The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned
around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is amazing." The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "50."

The robot then said, "So, you gonna vote for Bush again?"

IALuder
09-15-2004, 06:53 AM
Nice!!!! :D:D:D:D

ebpda9
09-15-2004, 09:03 AM
LMFAO. good one

Otakuguy
09-15-2004, 09:04 AM
haha that's funny!

I can't stand bush...he's such a farkin moron...drives me nuts

KwikR6
09-15-2004, 10:32 AM
Bwahahahah oh shit! hahahaha soo good GT...

CD5Passion
09-16-2004, 04:04 PM
:D :D :D :D :pukey
Bush=:doh:=me
bush= :o

GT40FIED
09-16-2004, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
:D :D :D :D :pukey
Bush=:doh:=me
bush= :o

5 seconds later there was a knock at the door and Darin was never heard from again.

mylittlecivic
09-17-2004, 01:15 PM
haha did you come up with that all on your own? good shit

GT40FIED
09-17-2004, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by mylittlecivic
haha did you come up with that all on your own? good shit

Alas, I cannot take the credit for it. A good friend sent it to me. I just gave it a catchy subject title.:thumbsup: