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GT40FIED
09-12-2004, 03:08 AM
So I was walking outside last night and took a step off of my porch and slipped on a poorly placed welcome mat. Well...I didn't slip...the mat slid out. Anyway, In the course of my dumb ass hitting the ground I skinned my knee and got a good case of road rash all along the side of my leg along with a bruised muscle. It's funny...the part that was bleeding, my knee, didn't hurt a bit. But the rest of my leg hurts like a bastard. Anybody know of any way I can at least dull the pain? Alcohol seems to work (the drinking kind, not the rubbing kind) but I can't really go around drunk all day. That's just for nighttime:thumbsup:. Any other ideas?
KwikR6
09-12-2004, 05:23 AM
Honestly dude, I had a bike fall on my leg once. And left my leg cut and a big ass bruise. The only way it stopped was when I was drunk.

My only shitty advice would be to deal with the pain. Unfortunately a bruise can't be healed with a lotion or a pill. Just time my friend.

So on that note. I got drunk. I hope you did also!
ebpda9
09-12-2004, 10:02 AM
use some neosporin for the bruise. it will dull the pain a bit
CD5Passion
09-12-2004, 10:41 AM
Drink heavily;)
Otakuguy
09-12-2004, 11:10 AM
haha...at least you didn;t have to get staples in your head like i did! *note - be careful of the concrete...it always ownz you*
IALuder
09-12-2004, 02:26 PM
you got owned becuase you jumped off a moving car. :D:D:D:D
Grip72
09-12-2004, 03:17 PM
my friends uncle slipped on an iced over walkway outside of his old apartment that he lived in...well he sued and won a HUGE settlement because he f*cked up his hip and couldn't go to work for like 2 years
mylittlecivic
09-13-2004, 12:09 AM
damn! i bet road rash hurts ive never really had it, but i hear awful things:o
GT40FIED
09-13-2004, 01:05 AM
I'll try and take a picture tomorrow. It doesn't hurt all the time now...just when I move the wrong way or when my pants brush against it. So I believe I'll be going without pants around the house for a few days.:D
KwikR6
09-13-2004, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by GT40FIED
I'll try and take a picture tomorrow. It doesn't hurt all the time now...just when I move the wrong way or when my pants brush against it. So I believe I'll be going without pants around the house for a few days.:D
I seldom wear pants around the house!
Otakuguy
09-13-2004, 12:56 PM
:pukey
pimpinprelude
09-15-2004, 07:55 PM
ooouuucchh man.. i would hook you up with some hydrocodone you lived a little closer..hope you fell better tho..