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GT40FIED
09-08-2004, 05:40 AM
Ok...so before I hit the sack tonight I'm praying I don't wake up like I did yesterday. I woke up to a "vurp" . For those unelightened, a vurp is a burp with a "suprise" along for the ride. Normally this wouldn't be a problem...if I wasn't asleep. Apparently in my slumber instead of swallowing said vurp, it went straight to my lungs which promptly inhaled the acidic bastard. So what did I get to wake up to? Mostly a lot of coughing...and a wicked burn in the back of my throat. Surely milk would have cured this but I was too lazy to make my way to the kitchen as it was several hours before I had planned on getting up. I guess my body just got pissed by the amount of beer I drank...but screw it. What the hell has my body done for me lately?
IALuder
09-08-2004, 06:25 AM
i hate it when that happens. even if im awake.
pdiggitydogg
09-08-2004, 08:53 AM
Ive always called those "urps"
KwikR6
09-08-2004, 10:57 AM
Steve I know exactly what you mean. I fucking hate those things, espically when I'm sleeping!!!
Racing Rice
09-08-2004, 01:51 PM
Hell, is that worse then getting smashed and pissing yourself though? :confused: :D
mylittlecivic
09-08-2004, 02:10 PM
hmm never woke up that way before.....
GT40FIED
09-08-2004, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by mylittlecivic
hmm never woke up that way before.....
Yesterday was the first time it'd ever happened. Didn't happen when I woke up today. I hate the stupid shit that happens when you're asleep. And honestly Racing...it's about a toss up. At least if I had pissed myself it wouldn't have burned like a bastard.
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