The Warden Effect

[GT40FIED]

Ok...so while talking with Stefan the other day it came to my attention that I'd never told this story before. It is proof positive that chicks dig assholes. And what's more, it's scientific proof. Why the name? Well...I have a friend whose last name is Warden...first name withheld. He's a notorious asshole yet he has chicks practically tripping over themselves to get with him. But as I thought more about posting this, the complete explanation became too long. Luckily enough, my friends and I basically based it word for word on another such experiment, The Deacon Effect. Why the name change? I don't know anyone named Deacon. Haha! I'll just leave the link and you can read for yourself. All I'll say is that I was the one chosen to do the dirty work here, went pretty much line for line and action for action the same way, and my results were almost exactly the same. Enjoy...The Deacon/Warden Effect:

http://www.galaktek.com/cgi-bin/index?page=deffect2.html

[AkimboStylee]

damn tht was great. i think that would actually make a verygood movie

[Kyle]

it's interesting...so this was you trying it out or someone else?

[IALuder]

thats fucking awesome. :yes:

another way to get chick is by having a bad ass car!

[mylittlecivic]

I hate asswod guys, but im not your average girl;)

[2ndGenTeg]

I've done it. I lost 40 lbs over the winter, and I have more self-confidence now- I'm a prick. Now who knows if the girls are attracted to my assholishness or if they were just repulsed by my jiggling man-boobs, but I had one helluva summer. Either way, I can tell you that most girls are NOT turned off by a little arrogance- if nothing else, it just makes them interested as to what makes you tick.

The secret- reel them in by being a dick, then charm the hell out of them (or the pants off of them)!

[VR4_Craver]

Thats awesome...Im gonna be a dick to everyone that comes into contact with me now.

[ebpda9]

that was a good read.

[Violent Apathy]

Well fuck this i'm gonna be a dick to everyone now.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Kyle
it's interesting...so this was you trying it out or someone else?

Well...both. I read that article years ago. I think I was 19 or so. So, after showing it to some friends for a good laugh, they all decide we should undertake such an experiment. We just kind of picked up on the feel of that story and I ad libed when I needed to, but I did pretty much just what the story says...but instead of "Ravenous", I got a copy of "Cannibal Holocaust". Never before in my life has a girl offered me her phone number...and just by being a complete dick I got 2 in the same day. What can I say...chicks dig jerks.