Phone + Girlfriend + Need to take a crap

[Shaved &/or Laid]

Its had to have happened to someone. Youre talking to your girl, and suddenly, you HAVE to take a shit. What to say ? shes a girly girl and ive been with her for like a month. We are REALLLY close and committed and all that, but i dont wanna be like 'hey baby lemme go take a dump right fast' but i dont like saying 'lemme call you back i dont know why' either


Ideas ? Stories ?

[pdiggitydogg]

man I used to have this gf that would go to the bathroom while we were on the phone. I could hear her pissing.
I always thought that was a little strange..so I dont recommend doing that.

Just call her back later in the day. Say someone needs to use the phone/youre battery is low/bad connection/whatever you can think of. Take your 2 and call her back in an hr so its like you were busy.

[ebpda9]

flush it and tell her you were in the office ;) sometimes i even take my laptop there

[JDMFantasy2k]

^^^ porn on laptop + bathroom = good times for stefan

[CD5Passion]

i go to HS while im on the john lol
no but really I didnt care when my girl would use the restroom while we are on the phone, hey she was comfortable with me right? but taking a shit isn another story, I' justy be like "hey baby I need to take a dump lemme call ya back quickly" simple as that you're human, she should understand

[GT40FIED]

I'm actually with Darin. Man...she's gonna find out you take shits sooner or later. I'd just flat out tell her "can I call ya right back? I gotta run to the bathroom real quick.". You avoid being too graphic but you get your point across.

[RxGoaT13]

im taking a shit right now,lol j/k

yeah,i agree with shards.
She's human,She too knows what its like to have to deficate.

[MissJDM]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
I'm actually with Darin. Man...she's gonna find out you take shits sooner or later. I'd just flat out tell her "can I call ya right back? I gotta run to the bathroom real quick.". You avoid being too graphic but you get your point across.

edit: don't say "right back." You never know what kind of shits you may run into. :no: I agree with those above who say y ou should be open about it, my boyfriend just says "hey babe, i gotta shiit, i'll be thinkin of you!" and off he goes. It's normal. Not quite enticing, but normal.

[Violent Apathy]

Originally posted by MissJDM
"hey babe, i gotta shiit,i'll be thinkin of you!" Wooo that was good for a laugh hehe.

[IALuder]

^ haahaha.

i just say hey someone else needs the phone give me 20 min.

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by Violent Apathy
Wooo that was good for a laugh hehe.

i was thinking the same thing too.

[Kalvin]

Don't say anything... just do it. Be sure to let out a huge fart and yell out "omg it stinks!"

[GT40FIED]

:toofunny:

[MissJDM]

Originally posted by SFKing
^ haahaha.

i just say hey someone else needs the phone give me 20 min.

*shrugs, we've been together for over a year so I don't think this shit thing is that big of a deal, unless, he stinks my bathroom up without telling me and so I walk into the mess whiles he's laughing. See, that's disturbing.

[mylittlecivic]

if shes really girly juts dont be grapic . say I really gota use the rest room I'll call you right back