My Party Last Night

[Rob]

Well...none of you showed up for my party last night...so you all suck.... :flick: just kidding...it was a very interesting night though....got drunk...had 3 different girls flirting with me the whole night...sometimes at the same time....then had one basically tell me straight out that she wanted me and had been wanting me since the first time she met me (she's a friend of my roomate). So, that ended with us going to my room and actually falling asleep 4 hours later....

Now, here's the kicker....she's 19....:yes: 5'0", 105 lbs, dirty blondish brown hair, blue eyes, incredible body....small hands and feet ;) wOOt...

And on that note, we cue the :banana:

[GT40FIED]

You filthy man whore chickenhawk. Haha...just kidding.:thumbsup:

[Rob]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
You filthy man whore chickenhawk. Haha...just kidding.:thumbsup:
Hahahaha...I know...I know...the funny thing is, I was sitting around before the party with my roomate and a friend of his talking about who all we invited...of course we all invited females and a few guys...anyway, I made a comment "I need to get laid by something tonight" and then we all just laughed.....well, little did I know.......:cool:

[GT40FIED]

I'll remember that in a few weeks when you start to notice a burning sensation when you piss.

[Rob]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
I'll remember that in a few weeks when you start to notice a burning sensation when you piss.
ROFL!

[pimpinprelude]

lol she must have been reaaaaaaaaly drunk.....i mean whoooooosh GONE...

[KwikR6]

Atta boy!

[Rob]

Originally posted by pimpinprelude
lol she must have been reaaaaaaaaly drunk.....i mean whoooooosh GONE...
:hmmm: :moon: :flick: ;)

[DsBlu01CivEX]

19?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Rob what were you thinking.....oh that's right, your actual brain wasn't....it was the lower brain that was.:rolleyes:

[KwikR6]

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
19?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Rob what were you thinking.....oh that's right, your actual brain wasn't....it was the lower brain that was.:rolleyes:
Happens to the best of us.

[Kool-Aid]

5'0...wow...that girl is tiny compared to me...you must like em small and petite... ;)
Sounds like the party was a blast. :)

[KwikR6]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
5'0...wow...that girl is tiny compared to me...you must like em small and petite... ;)

hahahah yeah it happens...i'm 6'4" and I love da shorties!!

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Black Del Sol
hahahah yeah it happens...i'm 6'4" and I love da shorties!!

YES!

[Kool-Aid]

I am 5'9 and 140 Lbs...Im a whole lot of woman... ;)
That's why it's hard for me to find guys because I like em tall...I'm talkin 6'1 to whatever...

So what's up with that girl, was it just a one night thing or did you get the digits????

[biker's back]

Rob you wouldnt be trying to fill the voids in your life with one night stands would you?

[mylittlecivic]

im' 5'6 derek youre as tall as my brother damn

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
im' 5'6 derek youre as tall as my brother damn

Hmmmm...5'6"....yeah, that'll work. You're still 10" shorter than me. Mwahahahaha.

[IALuder]

^lol i was thinking the same the thing.

man one night stand are the best thing ever! cant wait till saturday this week. kegger!;)

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
man one night stand are the best thing ever!

No. No they are not.

[IALuder]

then what is? i think they are the best.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
then what is?

Me. I am the best thing ever. Haha. Oh wait...no.

I'm much more down with having that same freaky sex with one person for a while...not just one night.

[KwikR6]

One night stands suck.
I've done it once.
BOOO!!!

You 6'4" also GT?

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Black Del Sol
You 6'4" also GT?

Yes.

[mylittlecivic]

you guys are pretty tall, we should hang out. (cheesy pick up line or what?):kiss:

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
you guys are pretty tall, we should hang out. (cheesy pick up line or what?):kiss:

Cheesy, yes...but it works.:banana:

[KwikR6]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Cheesy, yes...but it works.:banana:
Actually funny thing..it does work!! hahaha

[Rob]

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
19?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Rob what were you thinking.....
This is in fact what I was thinking > :banana:
Originally posted by Kool-Aid
...you must like em small and petite... ;)
Sounds like the party was a blast. :)
:yes: and :yes:
Originally posted by Kool-Aid
So what's up with that girl, was it just a one night thing or did you get the digits????
It's a weird story of how she got my number...but she got it and has been using it....and has already indicated that she wants "a second helping" ;)
Originally posted by biker's back
Rob you wouldnt be trying to fill the voids in your life with one night stands would you?
Nahhh...I was just trying to get laid...

[IALuder]

GT40 those are also good. same person but not dating...friend with benefits! damn i got 2 of those.

[BlackWolf]

^^ I've got none. ;(

[IALuder]

you have had one all the time right here!:yes: ;) :kiss:

[BlackWolf]

But you're there and I'm here................;( :| ;( ;)

[IALuder]

send me a plane ticket and well make it happen.:yes: ;)

[BlackWolf]

I would if I had the money. I still haven't replaced my shocks and I have to keep buying tires. My passenger front tire is continually going bald on the inside even after a second alignment. It's not the alignment, it's not lowered and no one can tell me why!! :mad:

[Rob]

Alright...how the hell did my party thread turn into "Blind Date" between you two??

[ChrisCantSkate]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
Alright...how the hell did my party thread turn into "Blind Date" between you two??

haha i was thinkin the same thing. thread hyjackers

[IALuder]

black wolf maybe you need buy a chamber kit. did you plus your tire size when you got rims?

sorry for hyjacking but i had to try to get to blackwolfs house.

[Rob]

In case anyone is interested...here is a pic of the 19 yr old.... ;)

[Rob]

and another.......

[KwikR6]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
and another.......

Atta boy :thumbup:

[mylittlecivic]

looks like youve been having fun:rolleyes:

[IALuder]

no offense, but man thats a forehead. J/M

Nice Snag.:yes:

[biker's back]

being completely critical here (aren't i always:rolleyes: ) She's probably just a one night stand and another notch on your bed post. She'd be what we'd call a 4beer chick around here.

In all harshness and being completely shallow she doesnt have much going for her looks wise. She might be a great person but she falls short of an model like characteristics so over played in today's media.

I'm glad you had fun Rob, but honestly... you can do better then that. You've got to start raising the bar higher and higher. If you're getting alot of girls because the average girl looks like this then I understand alot more. But dude as they say its quality over quantity.

I wouldnt sleep with her thats for sure.. but then again i'm a picky bastard.

[Rob]

Do I sense a little jealousy/sarcasm Anna? :hmmm:

Ben & Derek, thanks ;)

and as for you Rob, you know I have always respected your comments even though we had our little snags here and there but there are a few things I need to say in return to you this time.....so you say she's a 4 beer chick and you wouldn't sleep with her yet I seem to remember a female around here that you were attracted to that wasn't all that either....I believe her name was Quin....how much did that wasted trip cost you again??? Yes, that was me being sarcastic....and not every female is a supermodel....and in her defense, those aren't great pictures of her. She looks alot better in person. But I'm not gonna sit here and get into all of that.

As for whether I can do better than that or not is not the issue here...right now I'm just having fun...

And as for your last comment, "If I'm getting alot of girls because the average girl looks like this"...what the fuck is that supposed to mean? I don't know what kind of girls you've been with but I'm sure they're not up there with anything of "supermodel status" either........

[IALuder]

im with rob here. not every girl has to be supermodel hot. i know my gurl isnt supermodel hot but she is fuckin fine!:yes: